Rexorcism Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Bill Belichick turns his black eye into another Patriots mystery Bill Belichick has a black eye. No, not from Spygate. Or Deflategate. Or bailing on the Jets or giving nine-word press conferences or any other reputation-damaging thing. Literally, a nasty-looking purple smudge over his left eye. And in typical Belichick fashion, he wasn’t giving away any details about the injury. “I think I’ll live,” Belichick said, according to the Boston Globe, after he was asked about the bruise at a Tuesday morning briefing about the Patriots’ divisional-round playoff game against the visiting Chiefs. “I don’t think we need to list the coaches on the injury report.” Guess that rules out the designation: Bill Belichick (face). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 It is pretty funny the effect a good black eye can have on ones friends and coworkers. The worst shiner I ever got was about 10 years ago. I was playing with my yellow lab in the bedroom fighting over a dog toy, I reach down to grab it from in front of his mouth and he jumps back and his elbow hits me right in the eye, within 30 seconds if felt like a balloon and ended up being a massive prize fight type shiner. Of course not one person believed my dog story as the reason for the shiner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetscrazey Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 hope a Jet fan did it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexorcism Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 Some Theories About Bill Belichick's Mysterious Black Eye Some Theories About Bill Belichick's Mysterious Black Eye Patriots head coach Bill Belichick showed up to his press conference this morning sporting a shiner above his left eye. He didn’t bother to explain how he got it, so we’ve come up with a few educated guesses. One of the hobos he regularly murders for sport actually fought back. He was playing catch with Tom Brady with an over-inflated ball. Tom Brady snapped at him when he tried to pull Brady’s face out of a bag of dog treats he left lying around. That’s actually his natural skin color, due to the fact that his dark soul is rotting his body from the inside out, and he just forgot to apply makeup to that spot today. Some weird sex thing. Got scratched by a cat. Pressed his eye onto the eyepiece of the telescope he uses to spy on his neighbors a little too hard. Didn’t move the stone slab all the way off his sarcophagus when he woke up this morning. He rubbed his left eye too hard during his nightly 43-minute private sob session. He fell down. The Incantation of the Dead, as spell that has kept his lifeless, eternal corpse animated for a millennia, is starting to wear off. Photo via The Score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persiussa Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 It was only a matter of time before Blount went wild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rexorcism Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 Where's TX and the all of the other knuckleheads to tell us the silver lining in yet another embarassing Patriot situation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetrider Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Wife beater symptoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexorcism Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 Maybe he accidently bit Tom's penis and Tom kneed him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRy56 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Brady needs to take it easy on him in the bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rexorcism Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 The resemblance is uncanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drdetroit Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 He fell down the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drdetroit Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Maybe he accidently bit Tom's penis and Tom kneed him or Devin McCourty's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Killa Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 He probably kissed his daughter on the cheek and she didn't appreciate the lack of attention she was receiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Harper Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I think he didn't listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flushing Roots Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Maybe it was a head butt from Brady in celebration of all the cheating they got away with over the last 15 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Finally, the Dark Side of the Force has begun to take its toll on him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 IK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 or Devin McCourty's I think I like you now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Probably the husband of the latest home wrecking floozy he had his eye one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 he was $1000 light in the shoebox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Looks like he's got a cornea-copa of explaining to do. I can show myself out thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 She closed her legs too fast! Oh!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 that looks like a slip and fall special spaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Where's TX and the all of the other knuckleheads to tell us the silver lining in yet another embarassing Patriot situation? BB was probably sleepwalking and ran into one of his 4 Super Bowl trophies. No big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 "BB was probably sleepwalking and ran into one of his 4 Super Bowl trophies." Must have run into the giant asterisks attached to each of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexorcism Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 BB was probably sleepwalking and ran into one of his 4 Super Bowl trophies. No big deal. ...and here comes the patsy rescue team...about time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexorcism Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 ...and here comes the patsy rescue team...about time... Which one are you, TX? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 This could have only been done by one person. Bernard Pollard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 He gave a chick a shoe box that actually had shoes in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 He gave a chick a shoe box that actually had shoes in it. Did he also tell her to go get her f**king shinebox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsons Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 It is pretty funny the effect a good black eye can have on ones friends and coworkers. The worst shiner I ever got was about 10 years ago. I was playing with my yellow lab in the bedroom fighting over a dog toy, I reach down to grab it from in front of his mouth and he jumps back and his elbow hits me right in the eye, within 30 seconds if felt like a balloon and ended up being a massive prize fight type shiner. Of course not one person believed my dog story as the reason for the shiner. We still don't ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Which one are you, TX? I'm not in the picture. Who do you think is working the video camera? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexorcism Posted January 13, 2016 Author Share Posted January 13, 2016 I'm not in the picture. Who do you think is working the video camera? My bad...I thought that was Dr Detroit holding the camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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