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Employee found dead in Bronx hospital may have had heart attack while masturbating 

A 48-year-old man was found in a remote area of North Central Bronx Hospital on Tuesday.

A 48-year-old man was found in a remote area of North Central Bronx Hospital on Tuesday.

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A Bronx hospital worker found dead by a colleague may have died of a heart attack while masturbating, police sources said Wednesday.

The 48-year-old man was found about 10 a.m. Tuesday in a remote area of North Central Bronx Hospital.

A source said no foul play was suspected and that it appeared the man had partly disrobed and was watching pornography on a computer when he died.

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On 6/9/2016 at 5:17 PM, RutgersJetFan said:

Stories about the Jets: Sorry everyone, I can't copy and paste words and photos.

Stories about dudes masturbating: Photos, captions, exact fonts...etc.

LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!!!!

This post is so good.

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3 hours ago, The Crusher said:

Who cares you are already dead?  The fact you jerk off would surprise no one.

Not exactly the way mom would like to see her son for the last time. Its embarrasing. Plus the cops they will be taking selfies with me and it would go viral.

With my luck the ipad would on a gloryhole video or mommy video to boot.

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Barstool article is on the money

 

Rough Look For The Bronx Hospital Employee That Was Found Dead At Work Watching Porn And Maybe Masturbating

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NYDN- A Bronx hospital worker found dead by a colleague may have died of a heart attack while masturbating, police sources said Wednesday. The 48-year-old man was found about 10 a.m. Tuesday in a remote area of North Central Bronx Hospital. A source said no foul play was suspected and that it appeared the man had partly disrobed and was watching pornography on a computer when he died.

That right there is basically every man’s worst nightmare. The easiest way to get that second of pure joy is to just crack some stick and be on your way. If you are doing it while getting paid, even better. Basically an updated version of the American Dream. But this guy being found with his pants down and porn on the computer tells me that he didn’t have enough friends at his job. Because there is no way you could let a friend get found in that state. And I understand that some people don’t want to become close friends with their coworkers. But I’m not talking about finding a best man for your wedding or anything like that. Just become close enough with a few people so you can talk about last night’s game and have a mutual unspoken agreement to check up on a guy if he has been missing for a little bit. If you find out that he is dead with his pants around his ankles with some nurse porn on the screen that looks vaguely similar to the hot nurse in the hospital, make sure to pull his pants up and make it seem like he died of some sort of honorable heart attack. Like he died running up a flight of stairs to help a kid that had an appendicitis. This isn’t much different than Forrest and Bubba agreeing to lean against each other so they didn’t have to sleep with their heads in the mud.

And while we are discussing it, I think hospital workers should be allowed to masturbate at least once per shift. I cannot even begin to fathom what it’s like working in a hospital. A good chunk of the craziest and most traumatic moments on the planet end at a hospital. And being a part of those moments every single day comes with the title of “hospital worker”. Whether you are a doctor, nurse, security guard, or janitor. Any time I’ve had to go with someone to the emergency room, I freak out that there will be a victim of some gruesome attack or accident. Usually it’s just a bunch of people who seem fine and you are trying to guess the reason they are in the waiting room with you. But that doesn’t mean the people with those gruesome injuries don’t come in. They do. And the people that have to deal with them at a moment’s notice are the ones need to blow off steam while they are still on the clock. The problem is if they do it in secret and die, it’s going to make the newspaper. The fact that idiot bloggers that work from home are able to beat off whenever they want, but people in high pressure jobs have to worry about being caught with their hands down their pants during a moment of down time is God’s cruelest joke.

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3 minutes ago, Rexorcism said:

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Rexorcism said:

 

NYDN- A Bronx hospital worker found dead by a colleague may have died of a heart attack while masturbating, police sources said Wednesday. The 48-year-old man was found about 10 a.m. Tuesday in a remote area of North Central Bronx Hospital. A source said no foul play was suspected and that it appeared the man had partly disrobed and was watching pornography on a computer when he died.

Could this be PatsFanTx ?

 

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