joewilly12 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Employee found dead in Bronx hospital may have had heart attack while masturbating facebook 949 Tweet email A 48-year-old man was found in a remote area of North Central Bronx Hospital on Tuesday. (FLORESCU VIOREL FREELANCE NYDN/FLORESCU VIOREL FREELANCE NYDN) A Bronx hospital worker found dead by a colleague may have died of a heart attack while masturbating, police sources said Wednesday. The 48-year-old man was found about 10 a.m. Tuesday in a remote area of North Central Bronx Hospital. A source said no foul play was suspected and that it appeared the man had partly disrobed and was watching pornography on a computer when he died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bronx hospital worker found dead by a colleague may have died of a heart attack while masturbating, police sources said Wednesday. The 48-year-old man was found about 10 a.m. Tuesday in a remote area of North Central Bronx Hospital. A source said no foul play was suspected and that it appeared the man had partly disrobed and was watching pornography on a computer when he died.
RutgersJetFan Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Stories about the Jets: Sorry everyone, I can't copy and paste words and photos. Stories about dudes masturbating: Photos, captions, exact fonts...etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Damn. Im gonna miss no PSL. He was a funny dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Don't worry guys it wasn't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 This time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 WHAT'D I MISS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, RutgersJetFan said: WHAT'D I MISS Question. If this guy was family would you feel obligated to rubbing one out at his funeral? Umm, err asking for a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no psls Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 19 hours ago, The Crusher said: Damn. Im gonna miss no PSL. He was a funny dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 38 minutes ago, no psls said: RIP brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 20 hours ago, The Crusher said: Damn. Im gonna miss no PSL. He was a funny dude. Sad day. RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 20 hours ago, RutgersJetFan said: Stories about the Jets: Sorry everyone, I can't copy and paste words and photos. Stories about dudes masturbating: Photos, captions, exact fonts...etc. The learning curve is astounding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 On 6/9/2016 at 5:17 PM, RutgersJetFan said: Stories about the Jets: Sorry everyone, I can't copy and paste words and photos. Stories about dudes masturbating: Photos, captions, exact fonts...etc. LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!!!! This post is so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted June 12, 2016 Author Share Posted June 12, 2016 Rutgers leads N.J colleges with the most rapes............. You've chosen to ignore content by RutgersJetFan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Rutgers leads N.J colleges with the most rapes............. You've chosen to ignore content by RutgersJetFan. When you go to post, are all the threads blank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted June 12, 2016 Author Share Posted June 12, 2016 32 minutes ago, PatsFanTX said: When you go to post, are all the threads blank? Says the guy who is most hated on this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Welp, you know you've peaked when the two infirmed yokels that get threatened with a banning at least 3 times per month are debating your post quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPitch Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 This is one of my worst fears. Being found dead in bed qithmy pants pulled down and tubegalore on the ipad resting on my moist chest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, HighPitch said: This is one of my worst fears. Being found dead in bed qithmy pants pulled down and tubegalore on the ipad resting on my moist chest Who cares you are already dead? The fact you jerk off would surprise no one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPitch Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 3 hours ago, The Crusher said: Who cares you are already dead? The fact you jerk off would surprise no one. Not exactly the way mom would like to see her son for the last time. Its embarrasing. Plus the cops they will be taking selfies with me and it would go viral. With my luck the ipad would on a gloryhole video or mommy video to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 I've come close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 He was doing it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexorcism Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Thats f'ed up that they announce it to everybody, couldnt they just say they found him dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexorcism Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Barstool article is on the money Rough Look For The Bronx Hospital Employee That Was Found Dead At Work Watching Porn And Maybe Masturbating U Clem|P 2 weeks ago|c 12 Comments NYDN- A Bronx hospital worker found dead by a colleague may have died of a heart attack while masturbating, police sources said Wednesday. The 48-year-old man was found about 10 a.m. Tuesday in a remote area of North Central Bronx Hospital. A source said no foul play was suspected and that it appeared the man had partly disrobed and was watching pornography on a computer when he died. That right there is basically every man’s worst nightmare. The easiest way to get that second of pure joy is to just crack some stick and be on your way. If you are doing it while getting paid, even better. Basically an updated version of the American Dream. But this guy being found with his pants down and porn on the computer tells me that he didn’t have enough friends at his job. Because there is no way you could let a friend get found in that state. And I understand that some people don’t want to become close friends with their coworkers. But I’m not talking about finding a best man for your wedding or anything like that. Just become close enough with a few people so you can talk about last night’s game and have a mutual unspoken agreement to check up on a guy if he has been missing for a little bit. If you find out that he is dead with his pants around his ankles with some nurse porn on the screen that looks vaguely similar to the hot nurse in the hospital, make sure to pull his pants up and make it seem like he died of some sort of honorable heart attack. Like he died running up a flight of stairs to help a kid that had an appendicitis. This isn’t much different than Forrest and Bubba agreeing to lean against each other so they didn’t have to sleep with their heads in the mud. And while we are discussing it, I think hospital workers should be allowed to masturbate at least once per shift. I cannot even begin to fathom what it’s like working in a hospital. A good chunk of the craziest and most traumatic moments on the planet end at a hospital. And being a part of those moments every single day comes with the title of “hospital worker”. Whether you are a doctor, nurse, security guard, or janitor. Any time I’ve had to go with someone to the emergency room, I freak out that there will be a victim of some gruesome attack or accident. Usually it’s just a bunch of people who seem fine and you are trying to guess the reason they are in the waiting room with you. But that doesn’t mean the people with those gruesome injuries don’t come in. They do. And the people that have to deal with them at a moment’s notice are the ones need to blow off steam while they are still on the clock. The problem is if they do it in secret and die, it’s going to make the newspaper. The fact that idiot bloggers that work from home are able to beat off whenever they want, but people in high pressure jobs have to worry about being caught with their hands down their pants during a moment of down time is God’s cruelest joke. Sponsored Content Want more from Barstool? Show Comments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no psls Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Rexorcism said: 3 minutes ago, Rexorcism said: NYDN- A Bronx hospital worker found dead by a colleague may have died of a heart attack while masturbating, police sources said Wednesday. The 48-year-old man was found about 10 a.m. Tuesday in a remote area of North Central Bronx Hospital. A source said no foul play was suspected and that it appeared the man had partly disrobed and was watching pornography on a computer when he died. Could this be PatsFanTx ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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