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Fibonacci

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Give me the Jets. I will take it. I will even take a 0-16 season. I miss the Jets on the weekends. Thank God for family obligations that keeps my mind off of Jets. I am a junkie. I need my Jets. Damn. Seriously depressed now thinking I won't see the Jets again until August. Training Camp can't come soon enough. I am an addict. :(

Me: Hi. I am Fibonacci and I am a Jets addict. 

Crowd: Hi Fibonacci!

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3 minutes ago, Larz said:

my son just got into football this past christmas and asked me yesterday, "when do the jets play again?"

poor kid

Hey Larz

Maybe not in our lifetime but our kids will finally see Jets winning the Superbowl. I truly believe that.  48 years of bad luck will turn one day eh? 

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I miss it too. To fill the void, I pile all of my prized possessions into the middle of my living room, set them on fire, then stare at the blaze, arms folded, like a brain dead, helpless Todd Bowles. Then I write out checks to "CASH" for $1000, pretend they're fourth round picks, and throw them out of my ninth floor window to grateful passerby below who can't believe their luck.

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27 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

I miss it too. To fill the void, I pile all of my prized possessions into the middle of my living room, set them on fire, then stare at the blaze, arms folded, like a brain dead, helpless Todd Bowles. Then I write out checks to "CASH" for $1000, pretend they're fourth round picks, and throw them out of my ninth floor window to grateful passerby below who can't believe their luck.

What do you do to simulate 2nd round picks?

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I drink beer and drink more beer I dont miss seasons like the one that just past did I mention to you that I like beer. 

i have had numerous thoughts of dragging everything outside NY Jets related and tossing it into my fire pit and sit there and watch it all go up in flames. 

I then tell myself its only a game. 

Expect nothing positive from the NY Jets and never be disappointed. 

 

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6 hours ago, Fibonacci said:

Give me the Jets. I will take it. I will even take a 0-16 season. I miss the Jets on the weekends. Thank God for family obligations that keeps my mind off of Jets. I am a junkie. I need my Jets. Damn. Seriously depressed now thinking I won't see the Jets again until August. Training Camp can't come soon enough. I am an addict. :(

Me: Hi. I am Fibonacci and I am a Jets addict. 

Crowd: Hi Fibonacci!

try to walk a mile in my sh*t

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I do not miss it at all, weekends are great with plenty to do; family, friends, JetNation, hangovers, work and honey-do projects,  I was done (like the Jets) well before the end of the season, followed by the giant playoff boat party, pats* stroll past brock and injured steelers and the SB collapse - I have not watched NFL network in a month and have the lowest interest in the NFL in over a decade (even dropped out of FF this year). I will follow the combine and the draft but expect it will be unwatchable through at least the start of next season, pats* will probably get a 1st for Jimmy G and the cycle will continue, not much hope for our Jets next season so suggest you get outside more, learn to ; golf, hike, boat, fish, hunt, etc. or I am sure there is a casino or OTB close if you prefer indoor life, hockey games are good live or you can go back to baseball in the spring, if you must have football I suggest that you find a college team or two, that will be the best source of football until Goodall is gone.  As for the Jets, they are in the middle ages and until a big tuna rights the ship, Jets football will not help your weekends for many years to come...

 

unless... the Jets draft Watson at 6 :)  - then they might drag me back in again

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I shop for trees. Evergreen shade trees. Need a few that fit a certain spot without eliminating any lawn.

These two are tagged for delivery as soon as local weather stabilizes. $9K each crane installed.

If I could cruise nurseries at 2:30 AM rain or moonshine ... I would. Just sayin'...

 

Melaleuca Paperbark

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Australian Peppermint Tree

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1 hour ago, jetrider said:

I shop for trees. Evergreen shade trees. Need a few that fit a certain spot without eliminating any lawn.

These two are tagged for delivery as soon as local weather stabilizes. $9K each crane installed.

If I could cruise nurseries at 2:30 AM rain or moonshine ... I would. Just sayin'...

 

 

If you ever do, maybe you should ask a certain Jets player to come with you?  Might be better than some of the places he hangs out at 2:30AM lately.

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2 minutes ago, Happy Clouds said:

If you ever do, maybe you should ask a certain Jets player to come with you?  Might be better than some of the places he hangs out at 2:30AM lately.

That's who I was referring to -- who was out minding his own business 

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29 minutes ago, jetrider said:

That's who I was referring to -- who was out minding his own business 

Gotya. I'm just saying it's PROBABLY less likely to get in trouble at a nursery, than in a downtown area that has bars....

 I'm not making any judgment on his guilt or innocence.

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14 minutes ago, Happy Clouds said:

Gotya. I'm just saying it's PROBABLY less likely to get in trouble at a nursery, than in a downtown area that has bars....

 I'm not making any judgment on his guilt or innocence.

JN's in-house mind readers and psychoanalysts argue that Revis would no way be thinking about his investment at 2:30 AM. Impossible. He was out looking for trouble.

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18 minutes ago, jetophile said:

You beat me to it. I was gonna say, why is that fish floundering?  For the halibut? Drums, cymbal. 

This has the potential to get way too silly. Therefore, I am going to eel-iminate myself from participating, and tuna you guys out.?

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5 hours ago, jetrider said:

I shop for trees. Evergreen shade trees. Need a few that fit a certain spot without eliminating any lawn.

These two are tagged for delivery as soon as local weather stabilizes. $9K each crane installed.

If I could cruise nurseries at 2:30 AM rain or moonshine ... I would. Just sayin'...

 

Verbal Charades! Yay! Sounds like Australian code for gang-related hits and murder for hire?  Yessssssssss, ding ding ding ding ding!

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