JustInFudge Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, munchmemory said: They already know he's dumb. Sometimes, you're just really dumb. It's not life threatening. You're just dumb. Sometimes you do dumb sh*t and youre like, oh well, I'm just dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4jets Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Klecko73isGod said: No. Because you're not even going to have a life-saving surgery unless there is a surgeon on-site who is telling you he can save your life right then and there with surgery. Your premise makes no sense. So if there's no surgeon (running late for example), that situation where a surgery is required, can become a life threatening situation, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnitedWhofans Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just now, JiF said: Sometimes, you're just really dumb. It's not life threatening. You're just dumb. Sometimes you do dumb sh*t and youre like, oh well, I'm just dumb. Actually being dumb can be life threatening. The Darwin Awards prove that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Matt39 said: Mo and Sheldon are hardly good players let alone stars, yeah and if they were stars like LT they wouldn't have missed a play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just now, j4jets said: So if there's no surgeon (running late for example), that situation where a surgery is required, can become a life threatening situation, right? Yeash! No one is going to recommend surgery if there is no surgeon present. Think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljr Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 14 minutes ago, JiF said: Sometimes when I fart, poop comes out. That's life. It's not life threatening. Sometimes poop comes out when you least expect it. We didn't re-sign Geno ... The Giants signed him ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just now, UnitedWhofans said: Actually being dumb can be life threatening. Like the guy at the nitro glycerine lab who's afraid to admit he has Parkinson's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just now, munchmemory said: Like the guy at the nitro glycerine lab who's afraid to admit he has Parkinson's. That sounds like a great premise for a sitcom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, UnitedWhofans said: Actually being dumb can be life threatening. The Darwin Awards prove that Todd Bowles is too dumb to know being dumb can be life threatening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just now, Klecko73isGod said: That sounds like a great premise for a sitcom. Working Title: "Shaky Behavior". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Todd Bowles is a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTownsell1 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I am no Bowles fan but you guys are doing the whole stupid "twitter" reaction nonsense. Everything is a fuc&*^ing outrage these days. Are you guys 12? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljr Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Klecko73isGod said: 100 times? Meh... 5-10 times max. Plus, the Giants didn't win after the 1985 season. They won after the 1986 season. Maybe if dumbass Parcells hadn't allowed LT to smoke crack in '85 they would have won. Even Butt-crackless ... LT & crew would not have been able to beat the '85 Bears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 minute ago, JoJoTownsell1 said: I am no Bowles fan but you guys are doing the whole stupid "twitter" reaction nonsense. Everything is a fuc&*^ing outrage these days. Are you guys 12? Our reactions are from his actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just now, ljr said: Even Butt-crackless ... LT & crew would not have been able to beat the '85 Bears Yeah.... but crack..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just now, JoJoTownsell1 said: I am no Bowles fan but you guys are doing the whole stupid "twitter" reaction nonsense. Everything is a fuc&*^ing outrage these days. Are you guys 12? Personally, I'm not at all outraged. I expect Bowles to make those kind of idiotic comments. makes my life less stressful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge4Tide Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, JoJoTownsell1 said: I am no Bowles fan but you guys are doing the whole stupid "twitter" reaction nonsense. Everything is a fuc&*^ing outrage these days. Are you guys 12? ^^^^^^ Post of the Day Nominee ^^^^^;^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkus Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 minute ago, joewilly12 said: Todd Bowles is a moron. His next quote will be him comparing young qb's to a box of chocolates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 23 minutes ago, JiF said: Sometimes you get blown out by 30 points. That's life. It's not life threatening. Sometimes the other team is just 30 points better than you. Sometimes you're just a defensive backs coach who never, ever learns to discipline anyone because you're just a defensive backs coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted March 28, 2017 Author Share Posted March 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, JoJoTownsell1 said: I am no Bowles fan but you guys are doing the whole stupid "twitter" reaction nonsense. Everything is a fuc&*^ing outrage these days. Are you guys 12? I'd usually agree but in this case fans have a right to be annoyed. You had high priced guys completely mail it in last year combined with season ticket holders that attended that Colts debacle now listening to the coach say being late isnt that big of a deal? Cmon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Visual depiction of Bowles' thought process as he formulated those comments: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 23 minutes ago, Klecko73isGod said: So the surgeon would already be on site. Dear God please stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Sometimes you're just a defensive backs coach who never, ever learns to discipline anyone because you're just a defensive backs coach. "Mo gets a pass because he went to Temple" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 30 minutes ago, JiF said: Sometimes when I fart, poop comes out. That's life. It's not life threatening. Sometimes poop comes out when you least expect it. I heard that's a problem with anal porn stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Its going to be a long season................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckkieB Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 This is a terrible care-free attitude by Bowles and a shocking statement from a modern day coach. Could you imagine Belechick ever saying something like that??? This guy is a clown and we're going to have to suffer through another year of his lack of leadership. One of the main jobs of a modern day coach in any sport is to keep their players motivated! This guy doesn't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 31 minutes ago, JiF said: Sometimes you get blown out by 30 points. That's life. It's not life threatening. Sometimes the other team is just 30 points better than you. Sometimes your entire defense quits. That's life. It's not life threatening. Sometimes players just feel like "eh, why bother" and well...good for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just now, New York Mick said: I heard that's a problem with anal porn stars. Stop it. You know they are required to use a Fleet enema before such filming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just now, HessStation said: Dear God please stop Why? How would a surgeon being late ever be a life threatening situation? Even if a doctor knew the exact moment that a person's medical condition would kill them, would he ever schedule a surgery for the last possible moment so if by some cosmic chance he got stuck in traffic his patient would die? It makes no sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 20 minutes ago, JoJoTownsell1 said: I am no Bowles fan but you guys are doing the whole stupid "twitter" reaction nonsense. Everything is a fuc&*^ing outrage these days. Are you guys 12? I didn't really think of Bowles as a complete idiot until I heard those comments, I gotta be honest. I was thinking, not a great HC, not yet, but he seems smart and could eventually be one. Those comments actual took down my overarching opinion of him a solid 46-50 notches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas2No99 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 36 minutes ago, bitonti said: I'm calling bullsh*t. Parcells "let" LT smoke crack for the entire 1985 season. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/lt-over-the-edge-642605/ He rarely practiced and one time he showed up to a walk through still wearing the handcuffs from the holding cell the night before And if memory serves he never benched him once. This idea that Bowles is a soft coach, who let players do whatever it's absolute bullsh*t. HE LEARNED FROM PARCELLS! This is how the league works, stars do what they want and coaches make 10x less than the stars. In fact, the benching of Mo and Sheldon for 1 quarter is more discipline than Parcells showed LT in 10 years What I find HILARIOUS, and so self-righteous about those who do, are the fans WHO KNOW EXACTLY how Bowles is as a person and HC. That is LAUGHABLE. Bowles, himself, has stated that he puts on an act for the NY press and that he will not acquiesce like a whiny little girl as Rex did. Players and Bowles have admitted he goes APE $hit on the players BEHIND closed doors. His attitude and response to the NY press is fine and BOY o BOY are there suckers here who fall for it and take him as complete moron. Is he IN OVER HIS HEAD, perhaps, but he's also putting on an act and the LOT of you lollipops are buying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, JiF said: "Mo gets a pass because he went to Temple" Would you be more of a fan of a particular player if he went to temple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Klecko73isGod said: Why? How would a surgeon being late ever be a life threatening situation? Even if a doctor knew the exact moment that a person's medical condition would kill them, would he ever schedule a surgery for the last possible moment so if by some cosmic chance he got stuck in traffic his patient would die? It makes no sense. What if Mr. high paid surgeon showed up late and then just decided to stop the operation because he was over it and the patient dies. And then the surgeon meets all the staff who was trying to save the poor souls life in the break room only to give them a tongue lashing on effort. Riddle me that, Klacko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I 33 minutes ago, bitonti said: I'm calling bullsh*t. Parcells "let" LT smoke crack for the entire 1985 season. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/lt-over-the-edge-642605/ He rarely practiced and one time he showed up to a walk through still wearing the handcuffs from the holding cell the night before And if memory serves he never benched him once. This idea that Bowles is a soft coach, who let players do whatever it's absolute bullsh*t. HE LEARNED FROM PARCELLS! This is how the league works, stars do what they want and coaches make 10x less than the stars. In fact, the benching of Mo and Sheldon for 1 quarter is more discipline than Parcells showed LT in 10 years LT was also arguably one of the best football players ever! If mo or Sheldon played half that well nobody would gIve a crap what they did at practice. Problem is they acted like that and at the same time they sucked donkey balls during games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Sometimes a cuck is just a cuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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