dbatesman Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 On his new position writing promotional copy for DeShone Kizer: Quote "Name a college quarterback who goes into the game-plan meetings on Monday and throws his notes at the coaches," Kizer said. "No one else game plans the way I do. No one else prepares the way I do. No one else knows football the way I do. No one else is as big as I am. No one else is as powerful a runner as I am. Pat Mahomes might throw the ball 80 yards and I can only throw the ball 72, but I guarantee he can’t throw an out route the way I can. "No one else can do what I can do. And I’ve truly figured out in this (draft) process, if I can maximize all my potential in every aspect of the game – this is bold – I do have the ability to be the greatest quarterback to ever play. Imagine taking (Tom) Brady’s intellect and Brady’s preparation and putting it on a guy with Cam Newton’s body. Why can’t I be the greatest? The only thing stopping me from it is me. That’s what’s driving me now." http://deadspin.com/deshone-kizer-says-his-incredible-thoroughly-detailed-1794529974 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 At least he ain't no timid mouse like our franchise QB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 it's too bad Kizer couldn't say some nice things about coal miners or he could have been our next President. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Too bad he looks like a Somali pirate. Irish, he's the Captain now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetrider Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Read that the other day and thought the arrogant fuksnot pube should stay in school. Then I watched Gruden's show with Kizer and had a totally different impression. Kid seems very mature for his age. I'd take him over Mahomes in a heartbeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy2020 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 who cares, I heard Hackenberg say, "I can totally throw a ball into the ocean now after a year on the bench learning from Fitzpatrick. The greatest Qbs of all time could do that and I can so...yeah." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupz27 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Sounds an awful lot like a former Jet QB who now plays for the other NY team, arrogant to a fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 1 hour ago, dbatesman said: Imagine taking (Tom) Brady’s intellect and Brady’s preparation and putting it on a guy with Cam Newton’s body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Think it's very possible when it's all said and done Kizer might be the best QB in this class. he seemed to lose his confidence at the end of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Beerfish said: At least he ain't no timid mouse like our franchise QB We have a franchise QB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Klecko73isGod said: We have a franchise QB? Don;t worry he will come out like gangbusters after his 3rfd red shirt year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Hmm, interesting thread calling out another poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 1 hour ago, T0mShane said: it's too bad Kizer couldn't say some nice things about coal miners or he could have been our next President. Or he could have just run against someone who should be in jail, either one works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obrien2Toon Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 I'd prefer taking him in the second than any of the others in the first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 2 hours ago, NoBowles said: Hmm, interesting thread calling out another poster. I don't mind. Also, Kizer will be the best QB in the class. He's got the highest ceiling of any of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted April 21, 2017 Author Share Posted April 21, 2017 1 minute ago, CrazyCarl40 said: I don't mind. Also, Kizer will be the best QB in the class. He's got the highest ceiling of any of them. You're all right, Carl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, dbatesman said: You're all right, Carl. Really thought he was gonna flip out on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 It's good to see T0mshane and deeeeeeeeeebutts are back to shake-weighting each other. I sort of missed it the past year with the derp squad puking all over the site. Feels like a good omen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangerous Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 5 hours ago, dbatesman said: On his new position writing promotional copy for DeShone Kizer: http://deadspin.com/deshone-kizer-says-his-incredible-thoroughly-detailed-1794529974 didn't geno have high self worth? seems to me he still feels he should start, over eli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 40 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: It's good to see T0mshane and deeeeeeeeeebutts are back to shake-weighting each other. I sort of missed it the past year with the derp squad puking all over the site. Feels like a good omen. POTY candidate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 45 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: It's good to see T0mshane and deeeeeeeeeebutts are back to shake-weighting each other. I sort of missed it the past year with the derp squad puking all over the site. Feels like a good omen. Wait...am I the derp squad?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 1 hour ago, T0mShane said: Really thought he was gonna flip out on you. He sent me nudes first. 1 hour ago, dbatesman said: You're all right, Carl. Don't tell anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, CrazyCarl40 said: He sent me nudes first. Don't tell anyone. Of him, or you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 18 minutes ago, flgreen said: Of him, or you? They're very tasteful black and whites of Blaize Hackenberg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King P Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Love the confidence. When it's all said and done, he'll be the best QB in this draft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnleyJet Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Where is he getting picked? - I like cocky if they can back it up. Just don't see it. I'd sooner have the gun slinger Pat Mahomes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogglez Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 10 hours ago, King P said: Love the confidence. When it's all said and done, he'll be the best QB in this draft I agree. I'm not a huge fan of the class as a whole, but if there are 2 guys I think could really make it, Watson and Kizer are those guys. Listening to some pre-draft rumblings, I think Kizer goes to Arizona. Him and Arians would be a phenomenal fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 12 hours ago, Integrity28 said: It's good to see T0mshane and deeeeeeeeeebutts are back to shake-weighting each other. I sort of missed it the past year with the derp squad puking all over the site. Feels like a good omen. Shake-Weighting? Nice. My next training recommendation to PAC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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