TomShane Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Unforgiven (Clint Eastwood as Munny): Will Munny: "It's a hell of a thing killing a man. You take away all he's got...and all he's ever gonna have." The Kid: "Yeah well...I guess he had it comin' " WM: "Kid...we all got it comin' " Just amazing stuff. Check it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farm Implement Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry Holding a cannon on a thug," Go ahead, make my day!" The thug was contemplating pulling his piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farm Implement Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Deliverance 1972. I can't remember which character said it,but,the line was supposedly an improvisation: "Squeal like my pig"! ...A homosexual rape scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Clint as Josey Wales: Bounty Hunter: A mans gotta make a living Josey: Dyin' ain't no livin' boy. Josey: Buzzards gotta eat. Same as worms. I'm 37? I'm gonna be nauseous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 UNFORGIVEN Gene Hackman: Mister, you just shot an unarmed man. Clint Eastwood: Well he should have armed himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Tom Hagen-Mike, that's impossible.ther'e no way you could get close enough. Michael Corleone-Tom, you surprise me. If history teaches us anything, it's that nothing's impossible. (excpet teaching Herm Edwards how clock works). Or- Carl Spackler-Hey Lama, how about a little somethin'. So he says, on you deathbed, you will have total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home." Groucho Marx Duck Soup I read you were shot five times in the tabloids." "It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids." The Thin Man "They uh, was givin' me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot. The next woman takes me out is gonna light up like a pinball machine, and pay off in silver dollars." One flew over the cuckos nest What we've got here is (a) failure to communicate." Cool Hand Luke "You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man." GGG In Meeting Tom Shane! "Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops." Tom Shanes Autobiography "It took me three hours to figure out 'F.U.' was Felix Unger. It's not your fault, Felix; it's a rotten combination, that's all." The Odd Couple "Do you expect me to talk?" - "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die." Goldfinger "It's the first time I've tasted women. They're rather good." Thunderball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted March 26, 2005 Author Share Posted March 26, 2005 Brilliant!! The classic Spiccoli, to Mr. Hand: You...Dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 "Every man dies,not every man really lives" - William ******* Wallace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 woody allen....funny stuff Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. (Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex) That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing. (Annie Hall) Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. (Annie Hall) Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 woody allen....funny stuff Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. (Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex) That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing. (Annie Hall) Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. (Annie Hall) Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. *Cough*hussie*Cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Lee harvey, when you and your Friends made it with a cow! I wanna party with you Cowboy! Bill Murray "Stripes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 there are a bunch of other great quotes from this movie but here is one of my favorites: "I'm the antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You'll tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as in the face of the man who killed you." christopher walken - true romance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 another true romance classic: " i eat the pu$$y, i eat the butt, i eat every motherf@*!ing thing" samuel jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Express Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 If Mickey's a mouse and Donald's a duck, what the ____ is Goofey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. Wow. And not one damn edit. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 "Git R Done!!" Larry The Cable Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 not that i would consider this amongst the best in cinematic history but i was watching bad boys 2 on demand and thought it was funny as hell: "you 2 motherf*#Kers need jesus" - big fat woman at video store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 boy in the am : "mommy, my backside hurts..." Mommy, "oh dear, are you coming down with something?" this after the father of the bots best friend drugged him and banged his little ass during last nights sleepover. classic from HAPPINESS dont watch it with your wives, fellas they dont like this movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 "F that S!" "Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 "the philly gig, its been cancelled. I wouldnt worry about it, its not much of a college town" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 "narcotics have been systematically demonized" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 "the bastard son of a thousand maniacs!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimfire Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 "I have a pool and a pond, the pond would be good for you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 "I just want a guy who will take a dump on my chest" --- Not Another Teen Movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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