SouthernJet Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Marko has proven to be an astute listener and sage philosopher. We can all benefit from his years in the trenches, both football wise and love wise. I will start: Marko: How soon after making love do you wait until eatin a big meal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ok, i'll go 2nd marko, did you crush smizzy's magic 8 ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 marko how soon after a big meal do you wait to make love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Marko, What are some nice things..........FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Marko, Is it better to buy or lease a car? Please explain the benefits of each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 an advice column/thread??? what a novel idea!!!! i will have to think of questions.... so many thought provoking things on my mind... where to begin????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Dear marko would you bang this broad? Just admit it ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 an advice column/thread??? what a novel idea!!!! i will have to think of questions.... so many thought provoking things on my mind... where to begin????? We have big plans for Dear Marko. It won't be like your average advice column. For example we plan on this one being FUNNY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Marko- before engaging in activity as depicted above, how marko locate target- flour on wet spot, or turn on lights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 We have big plans for Dear Marko. It won't be like your average advice column. For example we plan on this one being FUNNY!!! i assume someone else would judge the column... since you wouldnt know what funny was if it smacked you in the face... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Marko- before engaging in activity as depicted above, how marko locate target- flour on wet spot, or turn on lights? put marble on floor. follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 i will have to think of questions.... so many thought provoking things on my mind... where to begin????? How about: Which of the following conditions are necessary for a function f to be Riemann integrable on the closed interval [a,b], where a < b? I. f is bounded on [a,b]. II. f is continuous on [a,b]. III. f is differentiable on [a,b]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 How about: Which of the following conditions are necessary for a function f to be Riemann integrable on the closed interval [a,b], where a < b? I. f is bounded on [a,b]. II. f is continuous on [a,b]. III. f is differentiable on [a,b]. answer: you need to get laid more 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 answer: you need to get laid more Pffft. Like I'd choose my woman over simple theoritical calculus problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 How about: Which of the following conditions are necessary for a function f to be Riemann integrable on the closed interval [a,b], where a < b? I. f is bounded on [a,b]. II. f is continuous on [a,b]. III. f is differentiable on [a,b]. II. f is continuious on [a,b] DUH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 II. f is continuious on [a,b] DUH!!! i hope she's wrong so i can say " stick to cookin' " but i have no idea what the answer is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 i hope she's wrong so i can say " stick to cookin' " but i have no idea what the answer is no dice. She's right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 i assume someone else would judge the column... since you wouldnt know what funny was if it smacked you in the face... I hadn't actually read any of your columns. So I should have said they were not funny. Instead I was judging based on your prior posting history!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 I hadn't actually read any of your columns. So I should have said they were not funny. Instead I was judging based on your prior posting history!!! and was that suppose to be funny? nope. not there yet... i could reccommend someone for tutoring if you think that would help.. if you recall when the site started...you were suppose to keep things from crashing.. i think "techie" was your title... i think others were in charge of funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ok, i'll go 2nd marko, did you crush smizzy's magic 8 ball? My magic 8ball is in the closet. Right next to Gun of Bavaria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 My magic 8ball is in the closet. Right next to Gun of Bavaria. :) :) thats good.........potw nom hey marko, if gg was standin close enough to max right at this moment, do you think she'd kick him square in the nuts:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 i think "techie" was your title... i think others were in charge of funny. You can ask Marko will Max ever get his funny back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 You can ask Marko will Max ever get his funny back. POTW NOM!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 You can ask Marko will Max ever get his funny back. back???? that implies that max was funny once... shoot i missed it...got a link? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 back???? that implies that max was funny once... shoot i missed it...got a link? Once being the operative word. June 23, 2003. Sadly I can't use the search option to find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Once being the operative word. June 23, 2003. Sadly I can't use the search option to find it. i have $14.17 how much more do we need??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 We have big plans for Dear Marko. It won't be like your average advice column. For example we plan on this one being FUNNY!!! OH SNAP !!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko Cavka Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Marko has proven to be an astute listener and sage philosopher. We can all benefit from his years in the trenches, both football wise and love wise. I will start: Marko: How soon after making love do you wait until eatin a big meal? SJ smart. SJ know Marko has much advice to give. Marko fall asleep after love making. So 8 hour good time to eat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko Cavka Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 ok, i'll go 2nd marko, did you crush smizzy's magic 8 ball? Marko crush Smizzy puny head, and Marko eat soup from skull. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko Cavka Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 marko how soon after a big meal do you wait to make love? After Marko eat, Marko fall asleep. So, 8 hour good time. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko Cavka Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Marko, What are some nice things..........FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!! Marko say .... Dolphin fan. Pats fan. Smizzy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko Cavka Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Marko, Is it better to buy or lease a car? Please explain the benefits of each. Marko don't know. Marko ride donkey. Oat cheaper than gas. Max not funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko Cavka Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Dear marko would you bang this broad? Just admit it ok Marko have already. She bounce like superball. Marko like. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko Cavka Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Marko- before engaging in activity as depicted above, how marko locate target- flour on wet spot, or turn on lights? Why Bugg talk like Marko? Bugg make fun of Marko. Marko no answer question. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko Cavka Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 How about: Which of the following conditions are necessary for a function f to be Riemann integrable on the closed interval [a,b], where a < b? I. f is bounded on [a,b]. II. f is continuous on [a,b]. III. f is differentiable on [a,b]. Marko read. Marko head hurt. Marko no like Sperm. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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