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Bears v Jets: Poetry Battle


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Great.

Another troll like the Dolphin kid a few weeks ago.

:eek:

Welcome to only you, Rodw65

Wow! This is a great board you guys have got here. An admin from your site named Smizzy dropped by dabearz.com and invited its members to come over and enjoy interacting with hard core Jet fans. I figured we could all benefit from a little bit of levity since both teams are coming off of big wins. But since that doesn't appeal to you, why don't you go dig up your grandmother and cornhole yourself with the skeletal remains of her once-arthritic hand?

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Here is my entry:

Hey diddle, diddle.

You're a fag.

Welcome Rodw

Good one. I am a fag. Which is why I really appreciate that picture you found of Justin Miller. I like how you can see his front and back. Yummy. Actually, it looks a lot like a picture I took of myself one time:

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_pp2.htm

Shoot me an email if you like what you see.:hump:

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The Bears took a trip to Lambeau, Green Bay

Trimuphing in a most triumphant way

Up next Detroit, no tigers, just lions today

34-7, oh my, indeed I would say

Close call, but a "W" nonetheless in week 3

Down with Seattle and Buffalo easily

Big scare in the desert, what a sight to see

in need of the bye, quite obviously

Back to the basics, the bears crush the niners

Loss to Miami? less than desired

Last night the gints, bears put out the fire

on to the Jets, the team I admire

Good luck to both, should be a great game

but don't start polisihing your super bowl ring

Jets flying high, we shall see who is king

when missiles fire from under our wing

you'll leave new jersey, along with your bag

won one, lossed one, not too bad

Remember this one thought, while your so sad

Poetry is for sissies you silly bears fag!

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There once was a site called JetNation,

Who let opposing fans try their patience,

They let swarm get under their skin,

And he lit them up once again,

Leaving members to return to masterb*tion.

The Bears took a trip to Lambeau, Green Bay

Trimuphing in a most triumphant way

Up next Detroit, no tigers, just lions today

34-7, oh my, indeed I would say

Close call, but a "W" nonetheless in week 3

Down with Seattle and Buffalo easily

Big scare in the desert, what a sight to see

in need of the bye, quite obviously

Back to the basics, the bears crush the niners

Loss to Miami? less than desired

Last night the gints, bears put out the fire

on to the Jets, the team I admire

Good luck to both, should be a great game

but don't start polisihing your super bowl ring

Jets flying high, we shall see who is king

when missiles fire from under our wing

you'll leave new jersey, along with your bag

won one, lossed one, not too bad

Remember this one thought, while your so sad

Poetry is for sissies you silly bears fag!

These two are excellent.

Sorry I'm not much of a poetry writer so I have nothing to add but keep them coming, some of you cats can be pretty good at this stuff.

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Good one. I am a fag. Which is why I really appreciate that picture you found of Justin Miller. I like how you can see his front and back. Yummy. Actually, it looks a lot like a picture I took of myself one time:

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_pp2.htm

Shoot me an email if you like what you see.:hump:

Well dude, your name is one mans warm, isn't it?

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Wow! This is a great board you guys have got here. An admin from your site named Smizzy dropped by dabearz.com and invited its members to come over and enjoy interacting with hard core Jet fans. I figured we could all benefit from a little bit of levity since both teams are coming off of big wins. But since that doesn't appeal to you, why don't you go dig up your grandmother and cornhole yourself with the skeletal remains of her once-arthritic hand?

Who are you trying to impress Mr.Poetry in such a nice color font.:rl::lol:

Poetry battles on a football forum? Are you ****ting me?

Troll.

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Good one. I am a fag. Which is why I really appreciate that picture you found of Justin Miller. I like how you can see his front and back. Yummy. Actually, it looks a lot like a picture I took of myself one time:

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_pp2.htm

Shoot me an email if you like what you see.:hump:

I pressed "go back" but it didn't move.

I don't want to stay in Neverneverland!

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124, that poem sucks. It doesn't even rhyme. ;)

My bad man, my bad.;)

Chicago blows, Chicago blows

Everybody knows Chicago blows

Rex Grossman is no Jim McMahon

Hey onemanswarm, Rexy is the one with the arthritic hand

Thank you, I'll be here all year.;)

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There once was a team called Da Bearz

Dressed in orange that no real man wears

And though they may snicker

Their best player’s a kicker

Yet act as though all the world cares.

On Sunday Da Bearz face our beloved Jets

Who are about to have back-to-back upsets

Chicago's Superbowl plans

End in the Meadowlands

Getting smoked like some cheap cigarettes

Cedric Benson, taken with the 3rd pick

Plays less than a guy whose job is to kick

$35 million for what -

Just to sit on his butt?

They should’ve just drafted a chick.

Da Bearz' QB has a 12 year-old’s face

Though finally is playing without a knee brace

Expecting a win

They’ll take it on the chin

Until they’re in Chicago air space

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There's a team called the Bears

They have very loyal fans

But nobody in the AFC seems to care

About the NFC leading Chicago Bears

What do the Bears have to offer,

Besides one legit run stuffer?

Nothing except an injury proned QB

Who spends less time studying the playbook then he does on his knees

If Brian Urlacher's play isn't as good with his toe

The Bears go down at least two notces as a legitimate foe

I'll take my chances on the Jets this week

Because we'll show the entire NFL that the Bears are weak

There, do I have brains yet?:eek:

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You only have brains if you can make up a poem?:rl::lol::character42:

:bwahaharoll:

NO, but this is not gonna get you a passing grade in special school...

"My bad man, my bad.:wink:

Chicago blows, Chicago blows

Everybody knows Chicago blows

Rex Grossman is no Jim McMahon

Hey onemanswarm, Rexy is the one with the arthritic hand

Thank you, I'll be here all year.:wink:"

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There's a team called the Bears

They have very loyal fans

But nobody in the AFC seems to care

About the NFC leading Chicago Bears

What do the Bears have to offer,

Besides one legit run stuffer?

Nothing except an injury proned QB

Who spends less time studying the playbook then he does on his knees

If Brian Urlacher's play isn't as good with his toe

The Bears go down at least two notces as a legitimate foe

I'll take my chances on the Jets this week

Because we'll show the entire NFL that the Bears are weak

There, do I have brains yet?:eek:

Getting there. Now if it only made sense.

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