SouthernJet Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 NFL All Turd Team (Current players) Offense: QB Michael Vick Atlanta WR Terrel Owens Dallas WR Chris Henry Cinncy WR Randy Moss Oakland WR Jerry Porter Oakland TE Randy McMichael Miami RB Jamal Lewis Baltimore RB Larry Johnson KC OL Kyle Turley KC OL Chris Terry KC OL Sean Locklear Seattle Defense: DE John Abraham Atlanta DE Leonard Little St. Louis DT Keith Traylor Miami DT Albert Haynesworth Tenn. LB A.J. Nicholson Cinncy LB Ray Lewis Baltimore LB Steve Foley San Diego DB "Pac Man" Jones Tenn. DB Sean Taylor Wash. DB Ricky Manning Chicago DB Terrence Kiel San Diego Special Teams: K Sebastin Janikowsi Oakland Return Specialist Koren Robinson Green Bay Practice Squad Marcus Vick Miami Announcer Michael Irvin Head Coach: Bill Belichick (Snub of Mangini and being namedd the 'other' man in Divorce Court) Honorary Captains: OJ Simpson AFC Rae Carruth NFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 DB "Pac Man" Jones Tenn. He had a monster game against the Giants. So who cares if he slaps around women in bars. The bitches probably deserved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 NFL All Turd Team (Current players) Offense: QB Michael Vick Atlanta WR Randy Moss Oakland WR Terrel Owens Dallas WR Chris Henry Cinncy TE Randy McMichael Miami RB Jamal Lewis Baltimore RB Larry Johnson KC OL Kyle Turley KC OL Chris Terry KC OL Sean Locklear Seattle Defense: DE John Abraham Atlanta DE Leonard Little St. Louis DT Keith Traylor Miami LB A.J. Nicholson Cinncy LB Ray Lewis Baltimore LB Steve Foley San Diego DB "Pac Man" Jones Tenn. DB Sean Taylor Wash. DB Ricky Manning Chicago DB Terrence Kiel San Diego Special Teams: K Sebastin Janikowsi Oakland Pract Marcus Vick Miami Announcer Michael Irvin Head Coach: Belly (Sharon Shenocca, snub of Mangini etc.) I nominate Billick as the Coach. He has the biggest ego of any Coach in the NFL. The guy is a prick. Who is he going to throw under the bus today in his press conference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 I nominate Billick as the Coach. He has the biggest ego of any Coach in the NFL. The guy is a prick. Who is he going to throw under the bus today in his press conference? Definitely Billick, BB just looks like a homeless guy but Billick is a true turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 I nominate Billick as the Coach. He has the biggest ego of any Coach in the NFL. The guy is a prick. Who is he going to throw under the bus today in his press conference? well Belly did have a secret 10 year affair. somewhat turd-ish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 We could have OJ as honorary coach, I will add that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DireJet38 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Adrian Jones. Come on, let's be objective here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 Adrian Jones. Come on, let's be objective here. one dui? need more than that,, one arrest with bad team behavior, mutiple arrests, bad behavior towards fans etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DireJet38 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 one dui? need more than that,, one arrest with bad team behavior, mutiple arrests, bad behavior towards fans etc. dui for an athlete is mind boggling. Like they don't have enough cash to call a cab? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 dui for an athlete is mind boggling. Like they don't have enough cash to call a cab? ya i know, but 2/3 the league would be on the team,,' we have to separate the turds from the award turds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 We could have OJ as honorary coach, I will add that OJ can be the rb coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Add Jeramy Stevens on offense Add Albert Haynesworth on defense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 well Belly did have a secret 10 year affair. somewhat turd-ish But Billick is such an arrogant bastard that even the Ravens fans hate him. He is always wearing his leather jacket and sunglasses on the sidelines thinking he is all GQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DireJet38 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 ya i know, but 2/3 the league would be on the team,,' we have to separate the turds from the award turds Fair enough. The list looks good. I'd even say it is even worthy of an article for the site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 But Billick is such an arrogant bastard that even the Ravens fans hate him. He is always wearing his leather jacket and sunglasses on the sidelines thinking he is all GQ. As opposed to wearing a cut-up sweatshirt and looking like you ought to be DQ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justincredible Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 As opposed to wearing a cut-up sweatshirt and looking like you ought to be DQ? POTW nom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 SJ -- I hate you. HATE YOU. This was front page worthy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Kellen Winslow Jr. has to fit in there somewhere SJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 As opposed to wearing a cut-up sweatshirt and looking like you ought to be DQ? That was excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 SJ -- I hate you. HATE YOU. This was front page worthy! put it up and take this thread down,, i dont care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 put it up and take this thread down,, i dont care awwww.....cute! SJ acting all humble and ambivelant, when really his insides are screaming, "yes, validate me! yes, I want to be on the front page!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 awwww.....cute! SJ acting all humble and ambivelant, when really his insides are screaming, "yes, validate me! yes, I want to be on the front page!" haha, I am already famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 haha, I am already famous. That's true. If you don't believe it you can look for his photo in any Raleigh-Durham area post office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 haha, I am already famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 That's true. If you don't believe it you can look for his photo in any Raleigh-Durham area post office. hey your picture is right next to mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Too bad you were banned at TGG, SJ. You would have loved our Fantasy Turd League. Points for acts of turdiness. http://forums.theganggreen.com/showthread.php?t=11163 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Honorary cheerleader: PatsFanTX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 hey your picture is right next to mine I am trying to forget that ordeal, thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 Too bad you were banned at TGG, SJ. You would have loved our Fantasy Turd League. Points for acts of turdiness. http://forums.theganggreen.com/showthread.php?t=11163 haha, thats pretty funny. I was half expecting to be unbanned since I really didnt do anything other than disagree and fight with that Dino teenager mod over his unending PMs saying how right he was and how dare I bash Herm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 haha, thats pretty funny. I was half expecting to be unbanned since I really didnt do anything other than disagree and fight with that Dino teenager mod over his unending PMs saying how right he was and how dare I bash Herm. It says an admin banned you...not Dino... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 I wonder what record this team would have? Thats NFL record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 It says an admin banned you...not Dino... it was Dino, he was barraging me with nasty PMs, which I responded to in kind, and then minutes later I was banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 2, 2006 Author Share Posted December 2, 2006 I am adding Koren Robinson as the AllPro Turd 'ready to sign when suspension over' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I can't believe Jeremy Shockey and Plaxico didn't make the cut... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 How can Shockey, Barber and Strahan be left off this team ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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