onemanswarm Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Every Tuesday morning, I wake up an hour early so that I can sit on the floor of my shower and meditate on the current state of the NFL until the water runs cold. This morning, through the power of prayer, the following rankings were revealed to me: 1. San Diego Chargers (11-2): LaDanian Tomlinson consistently exhibits a degree of badassedness rarely witnessed by mankind. He Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 harsh on jets fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet27 Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Every Tuesday morning, I wake up an hour early so that I can sit on the floor of my shower and meditate on the current state of the NFL until the water runs cold. This morning, through the power of prayer, the following rankings were revealed to me: 1. San Diego Chargers (11-2): LaDanian Tomlinson consistently exhibits a degree of badassedness rarely witnessed by mankind. He Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 12. Atlanta Falcons (7-6): That win was uglier than Tori Spelling and Carrot Top in a 69. Thanks a lot one man. Now I have to take a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted December 12, 2006 Author Share Posted December 12, 2006 harsh on jets fans Harsh on the Jets because that was a killer loss. Love Jets fans. Especially those who keep Liquid Swords on heavy rotation. I breaks it down to the bone gristle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 29. Arizona Cardinals (4-9): If Arizona keeps winning, there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 We got "beat like a morning boner"? I hated watching the game, but that's damn funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Not just any "morning boner' a "Sunday morning boner"!! I have been dying to use that from joebabyny's sig... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Always a great read, thanks for this. Btw, I suspect the jets portion was edited somewhat for this site because you could have had even more fun with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Swarm - you've done it again m'man. After 2 complete days of "yeah - well you used to like Chad.. did not...did too " here at The Nation, I couldn't wait for the Shower Report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justincredible Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Another week, another hilarious shower rankings. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 10. New York Giants (7-6): Congratulations to Tiki Barber, who eclipsed 10,000 career rushing yards during the Giants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 harsh on jets fans Sh*t, after I re-read that Jets entry, I can see how it might come off like I want Jet fans to kill themselves. I meant it more like I should stop because any further reminders are likely to exacerbate the widespread depression that follows a crazy bad loss, a pain I know all too well. I would never slam Jet fans in such an uninspired way, and apologize for getting a little sloppy with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Harsh on the Jets because that was a killer loss. Love Jets fans. Especially those who keep Liquid Swords on heavy rotation. I breaks it down to the bone gristle... ill speakin skud missle heat seeking ive been listening to the gza on a daily basis lately, as well as the rest of the wu family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serphnx Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I want a sandwich now too. I don't know if that was really said or not, but the way you write that in is awesome. And now I'm going to go get my sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentos Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 hey thread starter- How can Brees win the Comeback Player of the Year award? Are you aware of what he did last year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 hey thread starter- How can Brees win the Comeback Player of the Year award? Are you aware of what he did last year? Played great until John Lynch and Gerard Warren dislocated his shoulder in Week 17, then underwent surgery to repair a torn labrum and partially torn rotator cuff in his throwing arm. Now he's in the picture for league MVP. Sounds like a pretty damn good comeback to me. Not that my vote counts for anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentos Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Played great until John Lynch and Gerard Warren dislocated his shoulder in Week 17, then underwent surgery to repair a torn labrum and partially torn rotator cuff in his throwing arm. Now he's in the picture for league MVP. Sounds like a pretty damn good comeback to me. Not that my vote counts for anything. Guys who win the award are guys who missed significant time the prior season or guys who had awful seasons the prior year. Neither applies to Brees or Carson Palmer, for that matter. Chad Pennington, Javon Walker, and Alex Smith (the 49ers one- not the Buccaneers one) seem to be the prime candidates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Guys who win the award are guys who missed significant time the prior season or guys who had awful seasons the prior year. Neither applies to Brees or Carson Palmer, for that matter. Chad Pennington, Javon Walker, and Alex Smith (the 49ers one- not the Buccaneers one) seem to be the prime candidates. What's the matter with you? The guy comes here to share some of the funniest stuff on the board and you want take him to task because of a technicality. I guess you think Chad should be receiving the award and just want to make sure he gets his due. I could give a sh!t if he gets it - we're not going anywhere different because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 What's the matter with you? The guy comes here to share some of the funniest stuff on the board and you want take him to task because of a technicality. I guess you think Chad should be receiving the award and just want to make sure he gets his due. I could give a sh!t if he gets it - we're not going anywhere different because of it. Chad deserves it... NOBODY thought he would come back even to the capacity he has... I think that if you give him time in this new system he can be better than he was in 02' the reason why he has thrown more picks and whatn ot is becuase of a more agrresive offense.... if he gets use to it he should do better... Javon Walker has a strong case as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Chad deserves it... NOBODY thought he would come back even to the capacity he has... I think that if you give him time in this new system he can be better than he was in 02' the reason why he has thrown more picks and whatn ot is becuase of a more agrresive offense.... if he gets use to it he should do better... Javon Walker has a strong case as well... You must be kidding mate. Chad for comeback player of the year? Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentos Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 What's the matter with you? The guy comes here to share some of the funniest stuff on the board and you want take him to task because of a technicality. I guess you think Chad should be receiving the award and just want to make sure he gets his due. I could give a sh!t if he gets it - we're not going anywhere different because of it. Yeah, I did it. I read up till the Saints thing, saw something I had a minor issue with and questioned it. I never said whether or not I thought Pennington should win the award. I only said he's a candidate for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 every award, regardless of title, should be awarded to Tomlinson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 You must be kidding mate. Chad for comeback player of the year? Wow. ehhh If you go by certain standards... Who didnt play much / had a terrible year last year Then came back with 2 back to back 300 yard games for the first time in their career... and the 1st half in greenbay... also he beat the PATS and almost had a win against the Colts... Sure he did terrible sometimes this year but all things considered I think he went never being able to play, to being a halfway decent starting NFL QB... thats pretty damn good... I dont study the whole NFL though so there may be someone who deserves it more, Brees hasnt come back though, he had a good year last year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 ehhh If you go by certain standards... Who didnt play much / had a terrible year last year Then came back with 2 back to back 300 yard games for the first time in their career... and the 1st half in greenbay... also he beat the PATS and almost had a win against the Colts... Sure he did terrible sometimes this year but all things considered I think he went never being able to play, to being a halfway decent starting NFL QB... thats pretty damn good... I dont study the whole NFL though so there may be someone who deserves it more, Brees hasnt come back though, he had a good year last year... You know I like you mate but that is nuts. Chad has more INT's than TD's. Dumbo (my name for Chad) has proved nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 You know I like you mate but that is nuts. Chad has more INT's than TD's. Dumbo (my name for Chad) has proved nothing. Lets see if he makes the Playoffs, then he deserves it regardless of the stats... if they miss the playoffs and he doesnt throw 7TD's 0INTS in the next 3 weeks... your right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Lets see if he makes the Playoffs, then he deserves it regardless of the stats... if they miss the playoffs and he doesnt throw 7TD's 0INTS in the next 3 weeks... your right We need a sarcasm smilie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 We need a sarcasm smilie If Chad makes the playoffs you know he is a very serious canidate... Going from an injured season on a 4-12 team to a Playoff team With what will most likely be his 1st 3000 yard seaosn since the 2002 miracle year... I know you give negative point instantly when you hear Chads name... but if Brady broke his shoulder last year and didnt play, the pats went 4-12... then this year he came back to the playoffs and threw for 3000 yards... wouldnt you say that is a hell of a comeback? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 If Chad makes the playoffs you know he is a very serious canidate... Going from an injured season on a 4-12 team to a Playoff team With what will most likely be his 1st 3000 yard seaosn since the 2002 miracle year... I know you give negative point instantly when you hear Chads name... but if Brady broke his shoulder last year and didnt play, the pats went 4-12... then this year he came back to the playoffs and threw for 3000 yards... wouldnt you say that is a hell of a comeback? But this is Penny's 3rd season coming back from injury. Brady F'd Up his elbow a few years ago and had a sports hernia last year. He never missed a start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 But this is Penny's 3rd season coming back from injury. Brady F'd Up his elbow a few years ago and had a sports hernia last year. He never missed a start. you cant even humor me... OK if not comeback player of the year, can you admit Chad although not proving to be GREAT proved a lot of people wrong this year and has been beter than most thought he could be? (most though he couldnt even play...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 you cant even humor me... OK if not comeback player of the year, can you admit Chad although not proving to be GREAT proved a lot of people wrong this year and has been beter than most thought he could be? (most though he couldnt even play...) I would like to homour you but I can't. Chad is not the man to lead the Jets anywhere. Let alone the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I would like to homour you but I can't. Chad is not the man to lead the Jets anywhere. Let alone the playoffs. All I can do is hope to prove you wrong... I really like Chad... that said, I wouldnt mind seeing Clemens anytime soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I would like to homour you but I can't. Chad is not the man to lead the Jets anywhere. Let alone the playoffs. Can you admit that Chad came back from serious injury to play a couple of good games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 Guys who win the award are guys who missed significant time the prior season or guys who had awful seasons the prior year. Neither applies to Brees or Carson Palmer, for that matter. Chad Pennington, Javon Walker, and Alex Smith (the 49ers one- not the Buccaneers one) seem to be the prime candidates. You're absolutely right. The award is typically given to a player who missed significant playing time or performed at a p*ss poor level the previous season. However, the shoulder injury sustained in the final week of the season would technically qualify Brees for consideration. I suppose the idea I was getting at is that he might be given special treatment as a result of losing the MVP to LaDomlinson. Kind of like a filmmaker getting passed over for Best Picture, then receiving Best Director as somewhat of a consolation. I certainly believe that Chennington is among the front-runners along with Walker and dark horse candidate Kellen Winslow. Just my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 You're absolutely right. The award is typically given to a player who missed significant playing time or performed at a p*ss poor level the previous season. However, the shoulder injury sustained in the final week of the season would technically qualify Brees for consideration. I suppose the idea I was getting at is that he might be given special treatment as a result of losing the MVP to LaDomlinson. Kind of like a filmmaker getting passed over for Best Picture, then receiving Best Director as somewhat of a consolation. I certainly believe that Chennington is among the front-runners along with Walker and dark horse candidate Kellen Winslow. Just my opinion. what the hell is Kellen Winslow coming back from? his senior year of college? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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