GM Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 This post is a list of the 1000 reasons the Pats suck.. It will be closed at the 1000th post 1)Corey Dillon sucks monkey cock.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 2) Bill Belichick has a smegma problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farm Implement Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 They didn't even make the Playoffs in '02, to make it four-ina-row! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farm Implement Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 They traded draft picks for their incompetent Head Coach! They haven't lost a home game since '02! Nobody ever likes their draft choices! The Division was won by a measly four game difference last year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 because Tom Shanes steeler fan says so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farm Implement Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 because Tom Shanes steeler fan says so That terrible towel is probably soaking wet from his tears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 #4. Because Charlie Weis is gone now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 #5. Because Rodney CHEAP SHOT Harrison is on the team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 #6 because JonEJET told me so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 The over\under on this thread is 42 by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 6) Because the town they represent is 2nd rate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 7) Because the QB sports a handbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 8) Because their fans are the scum of the earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 9) Because their coach is a lying SOB that stole money from a dead man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 10) Because their season rides on a player who had a stroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 THis is way too easy I guarantee we'll get to 1000, even if I have to do it myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 I was going to say JonEjet has probably 1001 reasons all by himself- Max the over /under you posted shows you are not a betting person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 9) Because their coach is a lying SOB that stole money from a dead man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Okay so here is what we have. 1) Corey Dillon sucks monkey c*ck.... 2) Bill Belichick has a smegma problem 3) because Tom Shanes steeler fan says so 4) Because Charlie Weis is gone now! 5) Because Rodney CHEAP SHOT Harrison is on the team 6) because JonEJET told me so 7) Because the town they represent is 2nd rate 8) Because the QB sports a handbag 9) Because their fans are the scum of the earth 10) Because their coach is a lying SOB that stole money from a dead man 11) Because their season rides on a player who had a stroke __________________________________________________ Add to that. 12) They think Logan Mankins is a good pick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 12) Because they lost Romeo Crennell. 13) Because Bill Belichick never changes his ****in sweatshirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 bunch of dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 13) Because their logo looks like Elvis right before he died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetswin Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 no words necessary ROTFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Aw, look - this site IS looking more and more like another site that shall not be mentioned. It was only a matter of time 'till the Pats Suck thread started. You are all sooooooo brilliant, creative and funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 no words necessary ROTFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Um, if the Pats won 3 out of the last 4 Super Bowls, and are considered by everyone, the DYNASTY team of the decade, then exactly how do they suck? How have the Jets done recently in Super Bowls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetswin Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Also published as "Patriot's Tailgating Recipes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Also published as "Patriot's Tailgating Recipes." Huh? Dude, you obviouly haven't been to Section 16H at the the Giants Stadium Parking lot lately..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 I was going to say JonEjet has probably 1001 reasons all by himself- Max the over /under you posted shows you are not a betting person. Mind games Faba. I am like Herm. I am the Master Motivator. I challenged the site to reach 1,000 and nobody even realized that I was pulling the strings. I decided on the over\under motivation technique. My other choices were: You make the posts to win. or If you are too scared to post, call the police. (I had handouts and everything). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetswin Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Huh? Dude, you obviouly haven't been to Section 16H at the the Giants Stadium Parking lot lately..... actually I've never been there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Um, if the Pats won 3 out of the last 4 Super Bowls, and are considered by everyone, the DYNASTY team of the decade, then exactly how do they suck? How have the Jets done recently in Super Bowls? Is that the best you got son? Man, that is weak. Even to an unfunny person such as myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Huh? Dude, you obviouly haven't been to Section 16H at the the Giants Stadium Parking lot lately..... white trash is at 16H ... you are right Garb but they only seem to be there at the patsie games...hmmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Garb are you not the same person that comes to our stadium and knocks over good beer from loyal Jet fans after we are nice enough to allow you Pat fans into the stadium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Is that the best you got son? Man, that is weak. Even to an unfunny person such as myself! You're right Max. Relevant facts have no place on this message board here at JetsInsid......, opps, I mean JetNation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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