SoFlaJets Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 I was tellin her this morning that when we go to a game this season(she's never gone)she can check out all the players butts in pre-game working out-she told me she watches the crotches at which time I coughed "SLUT"-so there it is guys the truth,right ladies?C'mon you can tell us..Verde?GGG?Bren? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 I can't speak for the rest of the ladies, but I watch the game because I love football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 great thing to call your wife...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted May 17, 2005 Author Share Posted May 17, 2005 yea and when I was 16 I used to tell the guy at The Hut that I am buying this Playboy for the articles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 yea and when I was 16 I used to tell the guy at The Hut that I am buying this Playboy for the articles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 great thing to call your wife...lol Funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted May 17, 2005 Author Share Posted May 17, 2005 when you've been together for 23 years SP...oh and you should hear what she calls ME!!and she doesn't mask it with the Howard Stern cough either LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 when you've been together for 23 years SP...oh and you should hear what she calls ME!!and she doesn't mask it with the Howard Stern cough either LOL i hear ya bro..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 it is all about football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 How stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 All those "packages" are cup enhanced, it's like looking at a girl with a padded bra. Throw that at her! Now if she says she checks out the asses, I can't help you there, you're on your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 I can't speak for the rest of the ladies, but I watch the game because I love football. I can't talk for the rest of the ladies, but I watch the game because I love some hot back door action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 All those "packages" are cup enhanced, it's like looking at a girl with a padded bra. this is untrue. The days of NFL (or even NCAA) players wearing cups is long gone. in this game where speed is at a premium, many players don't wear theigh pads and knee pads, forget about cups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 in this game where speed is at a premium, many players don't wear theigh pads and knee pads, forget about cups. Does PennyBoy wear a tampon for protection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Does PennyBoy wear a tampon for protection? im not sure but there are rumors that Tom Brady plays all his games with a butt plug firmly entrenched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 im not sure but there are rumors that Tom Brady plays all his games with a butt plug firmly entrenched. That's not a butt plug but one of his THREE Super Bowl rings. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 this is untrue. The days of NFL (or even NCAA) players wearing cups is long gone. in this game where speed is at a premium, many players don't wear theigh pads and knee pads, forget about cups. I'm surprised that there are not any "crushed nut" injuries unless they call them something else like "groin strain". Similar to when they say Tom Brady has strained buttocks instead of a torn sphincter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Football players, in their uniforms, look like robots. Not really all that hot, sorry SoFla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted May 17, 2005 Author Share Posted May 17, 2005 yea we were jokin around this morning and since it's kinda slow here I thought I'd try and stir the pot-surprised at some people's indignation in the replies-it's on them though...we cool here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetswin Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Sofla, you'll have to break this gently to your wife but it's all about the baked potato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 [quote name='"Maxman I love some hot back door action.[/quote'] Gee Max, mighty brave comin out like that. Do you like KY or AstroGlide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farm Implement Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 I dated a lesbian for a number of years and she too enjoyed football. She always had this thing for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. To make a short story shorter....A lesbian stole her away from me. Longer tongue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 I LOVE the game....in the mud, rain, snow.... the tackles... cheap shots...and of course the way Kevin hikes the ball to Chad :wink: But the #1 reason are the ROAD TRIPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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