Sperm Edwards Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_139134656.html (WCCO) The National Football league has suspended Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith for a year. The reason for Smith's suspension was not immediately released. He will miss all of the 2005 football season. Smith, 24, rushed for 579 yards as a rookie and led the Vikings last season with 544 yards. Smith spent part of the 2004 season on the bench, serving a four game suspension for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy. In the summer of 2004, Smith tested positive for marijuana. At the time, Smith was in the league’s substance-abuse program for at least one other previous positive test. In April 2005, Smith was detained at the Minneapolis/ St. Paul International Airport with a device called “The Original Whizzinator.” Smith reportedly told police the device is used “for making a clean urine test.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Can you suspend someone for being stupid? Cause, if you can, this is it. Man... in the JN mock, we all made fun of RS for picking a running back, that looks like a great move now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 how many times has he been busted with roids??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Is there any better username on this entire board than "Sperm Edwards"? Not only that, but he has the best avatar as well. Cracks me up everytime I look at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Is there any better username on this entire board than "Sperm Edwards"? Not only that, but he has the best avatar as well. Cracks me up everytime I look at it. What's next a best username thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 What's next a best username thread? If I didn't start threads, this board would never know what a "multiple page" thread is. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 What's next a best username thread? God no. Please. Yet another great thing about this place is that there arent pages of "best username", "best poster", etc. polls. All Hail Jet Nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 God no. Please. Yet another great thing about this place is that there arent pages of "best username", "best poster", etc. polls. All Hail Jet Nation. Or some lame thread about how great a scrub lineman is because some heffer poster met them at closing time at the Hempstead Marriott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Or some lame thread about how great a scrun lineman is because some heffer poster met them at closing time at the Hempstead Marriott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Or some lame thread about how great a scrun lineman is because some heffer poster met them at closing time at the Hempstead Marriott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Oh man...thats rough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Or some lame thread about how great a scrub lineman is because some heffer poster met them at closing time at the Hempstead Marriott. You guys show no mercy-go for the kill- we need that in our head coach Herm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 What's next a best username thread? Someone's been visiting another website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Someone's been visiting another website Shawn are you accusing me of not being loyal to the Nation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Good. Drug use shouldn't be tolerated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Good. Drug use shouldn't be tolerated. Whizzinator, steroids etc,,,what the hell happened to good old Hash Oil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Good. Drug use shouldn't be tolerated. Whizzinator, steroids etc,,,what the hell happened to good old Hash Oil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 There isnt a 'kiss the ass of the Mod' filter on here , so we can make these true and funny statements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 There isnt a 'kiss the ass of the Mod' filter on here , so we can make these true and funny statements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Or some lame thread about how great a scrub lineman is because some heffer poster met them at closing time at the Hempstead Marriott. Honestly, don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel. :wink: By the by... classic blast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Or some lame thread about how great a scrub lineman is because some heffer poster met them at closing time at the Hempstead Marriott. Honestly, don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel. :wink: By the by... classic blast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 If I didn't start threads, this board would never know what a "multiple page" thread is. :wink: The threads only reach multiple pages because of posts like these: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 If I didn't start threads, this board would never know what a "multiple page" thread is. :wink: The threads only reach multiple pages because of posts like these: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 The threads only reach multiple pages because of posts like these: Business Principles for the Greedy 101 Professor: Ivan Boesky Teachers Aid: 12th year grad student TomShane Lesson I: Getting sh*t Done "All that matters is the "what". It has absolutely nothing to do with the "how". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 The threads only reach multiple pages because of posts like these: Business Principles for the Greedy 101 Professor: Ivan Boesky Teachers Aid: 12th year grad student TomShane Lesson I: Getting sh*t Done "All that matters is the "what". It has absolutely nothing to do with the "how". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Business Principles for the Greedy 101 Professor: Ivan Boesky Teachers Aid: 12th year grad student TomShane Lesson I: Getting Sh#t Done "All that matters is the "what". It has absolutely nothing to do with the "how". Okay Donald. By the way Ivana called looking for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Business Principles for the Greedy 101 Professor: Ivan Boesky Teachers Aid: 12th year grad student TomShane Lesson I: Getting Sh#t Done "All that matters is the "what". It has absolutely nothing to do with the "how". Okay Donald. By the way Ivana called looking for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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