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http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_139134656.html

(WCCO) The National Football league has suspended Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith for a year.

The reason for Smith's suspension was not immediately released. He will miss all of the 2005 football season.

Smith, 24, rushed for 579 yards as a rookie and led the Vikings last season with 544 yards.

Smith spent part of the 2004 season on the bench, serving a four game suspension for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy. In the summer of 2004, Smith tested positive for marijuana.

At the time, Smith was in the league’s substance-abuse program for at least one other previous positive test.

In April 2005, Smith was detained at the Minneapolis/ St. Paul International Airport with a device called “The Original Whizzinator.” Smith reportedly told police the device is used “for making a clean urine test.”

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Is there any better username on this entire board than "Sperm Edwards"?

Not only that, but he has the best avatar as well.

Cracks me up everytime I look at it. =D>

What's next a best username thread?

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God no. Please. Yet another great thing about this place is that there arent pages of "best username", "best poster", etc. polls. =D>

All Hail Jet Nation.

Or some lame thread about how great a scrub lineman is because some heffer poster met them at closing time at the Hempstead Marriott.

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Or some lame thread about how great a scrub lineman is because some heffer poster met them at closing time at the Hempstead Marriott.

You guys show no mercy-go for the kill- we need that in our head coach Herm

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The threads only reach multiple pages because of posts like these:

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Business Principles for the Greedy 101

Professor: Ivan Boesky

Teachers Aid: 12th year grad student TomShane

Lesson I: Getting sh*t Done

"All that matters is the "what". It has absolutely nothing to do with the "how".

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The threads only reach multiple pages because of posts like these:

=D>=D>=D>

Business Principles for the Greedy 101

Professor: Ivan Boesky

Teachers Aid: 12th year grad student TomShane

Lesson I: Getting sh*t Done

"All that matters is the "what". It has absolutely nothing to do with the "how".

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Business Principles for the Greedy 101

Professor: Ivan Boesky

Teachers Aid: 12th year grad student TomShane

Lesson I: Getting Sh#t Done

"All that matters is the "what". It has absolutely nothing to do with the "how".

Okay Donald. By the way Ivana called looking for you.

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Business Principles for the Greedy 101

Professor: Ivan Boesky

Teachers Aid: 12th year grad student TomShane

Lesson I: Getting Sh#t Done

"All that matters is the "what". It has absolutely nothing to do with the "how".

Okay Donald. By the way Ivana called looking for you.

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