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Guys that have served time are locks for this squad. A simple weekend in jail doesn't count. We want hardcore criminals only.

Off the top of my head I am thinking:

RB - OJ (I knew he didn't serve time but he is so hardcore they were afraid to lock him up)

WR - Rae Carruth (he did a bad bad thing)

LB - Ray Lewis (again he never served but cmon)

There are many more out there. Who was the kid (QB) with all the gambling problems? His Dad played as well I think.

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QB1: ART SCHLICHTER,

QB2: Todd Marinovich

QB3: Jim Druckenmiller

RB1: O.J. Simpson

RB2: Cecil Collins

RB3: Lawrence Phillips

WR1: Rae Carruth

WR2: Brian Blades

WR3:

TE:

OL1:

OL2:

OL3:

OL4:

OL5:

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DE1: Mark Gastineau

DE2:

DT1:

DT2:

LB1: Ray Lewis

LB2:

LB3:

DB1:

DB2:

DB3:

DB4:

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startin QB

Art Schlister

back up Todd Maronovich

RB. that dude from nebraska cant stay away from gun man's place of business, Lawrence Phillips

WR. Rae carruth he's Done, done I tell ya!

DE. Dexter Manley ???

DE. Gastineu Poon-thang whipped.

RB. Cecil Collins restless/troubled soul

RB. Jamal Lewis fresh outs Prison/one week now

Nate Newton whatta putz

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QB1: ART SCHLICHTER,

QB2: Todd Marinovich

QB3: Jim Druckenmiller

RB1: O.J. Simpson

RB2: Cecil Collins

RB3: Lawrence Phillips

WR1: Rae Carruth

WR2: Brian Blades

WR3:

TE: Mark Chimura

OL1:

OL2:

OL3:

OL4:

OL5:

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DE1: Mark Gastineau

DE2:

DT1:

DT2:

LB1: Ray Lewis

LB2:

LB3:

DB1:

DB2:

DB3:

DB4:

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T - Jumbo Elliot Assault on a 100 lb women and urinating in a sink.

CB - Ty Law - Possession

WR - Irving Fryar - Cutlery issues with wife (i.e. Domestic Disturbance).

QB - Drew Bledsoe - Stage Diving

T - Max Lane - Stage Diving

RB/KR - Dave Meggett - Missed Child Support, Rape? and a few others I can not remember.

LB - Leonard Little - Vehicular Homicide

DT - Nate Newton - Possession of alot of pot.

K - Rafael Septein - Child Porn/Sexual Harassment

WR - Michael Ivin - Possession

RB - Jamal Lewis - Possession

RB - Bam Morris - Possession

WR - Oronode Gadsen - DUI

Here are some with Phins ties.

Wide Receiver - David Boston (2002 Drug Possession and DUI, pleaded no contest)

Wide Receiver - Mark Duper (1989 Accused of Rape, charges eventually dropped, 1994 charged with buying cocaine with intent to sell)

Wide Receiver - Mark Clayton (1993 Dead Beat Dad)

Tight End - Eric Green (1992 Substance Abuse)

Quarterback - Brian Griese (2001 DUI)

Running Back- Eugene "Mercury" Morris (1982 cocaine trafficking, got 20 years)

Right Tackle - Leon Searcy (2001, spousal abuse, battery)

Right Guard - Carlton Haselrig [from the Steelers] (1993, 1994, 1995 DUI, Substance abuse, parole violation)

Center - Mike Webster [from the Steelers] (1999 forging prescriptions)

Left Tackle - Levi Jones [from the Bengals] (2004, interfering with a police officer, assault)

Left Guard - Keno Hills [from the Saints] (1998 Heroine possession, weapons charge)

Corner - Patrick Surtain (2000 DUI)

Corner - Fulton Walker (1989 second degree sexual assault, 2002 convicted of possession)

Left End - Demetrius Underwood (2003 robbed man in wheelchair - found incompetent to stand trial)

Defensive Tackle - Jermaine Haley (2003 DUI)

Defensive Tackle - Shane Burton (2nd DUI)

Right End - Jim Dunaway (2002, charged with murdering ex-wife, lost civil suit when children sued him for wrongful death)

Linebacker - Derrick Rodgers (1998 DUI; 2002 battery, aggravated battery, resisting arrest with violence)

Middle Linebacker - Eddie Moore (2004 disorderly conduct)

Linebacker - Aubrey Beavers (2003, felony marijuana possession)

Free Safety - Gene Atkins (1989 arson, 2nd degree attempted murder, conspiracy to commit battery)

Strong Safety - Darius Johnson [from the Broncos] (1999 assault)

Kicker - Sebastian Janikowski [from the Raiders] (2000, 2001, 2002 bribery, possession, DUI)

Punter - Jimmy Kibble [from Virginia Tech, tried out with Pats and Skins] (4 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor...banging high school girls)

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RULES:

1)Player has to have served/is serving time

or

2) Player has been charged with at least a Felony.

No misdemeanor charges and/or arrests.

QB1: ART SCHLICHTER,

QB2: Todd Marinovich

QB3: Jim Druckenmiller

RB1: O.J. Simpson

RB2: Cecil Collins

RB3: Lawrence Phillips

WR1: Rae Carruth

WR2: Brian Blades

WR3:

TE: Mark Chimura

OL1: Erik Williams

OL2:

OL3:

OL4:

OL5:

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DE1: Mark Gastineau

DE2:

DT1:

DT2:

LB1: Ray Lewis

LB2: Bill Romanowski

LB3:

DB1: Gene Atkins

DB2:

DB3:

DB4:

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Who was the dude from nebraska who had the sexual assault history- OL signed by the Gints- Christian something

And btw, Johnny Sample, RIP, did time after he retired for some fraudulent financial transaction thing.

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Who was the dude from nebraska who had the sexual assault history- OL signed by the Gints- Christian something

And btw, Johnny Sample, RIP, did time after he retired for some fraudulent financial transaction thing.

Christian Peter.

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RULES:

1)Player has to have served/is serving time

or

2) Player has been charged with at least a Felony.

No misdemeanor charges and/or arrests.

Good rules. But we need a 3rd for Ray Lewis and OJ.

3. If a player didn't serve time they only qualify if there was a horrific breakdown in the judicial system.

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What scam was that Savage?

BTW, Klecko should definitely be in the Hall.

A couple of Kleckos's business partners were running some sort of auto insurance rip off. Klecko was not involved but lied under oath to protect his partner and he did 3 months in jail.

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A couple of Kleckos's business partners were running some sort of auto insurance rip off. Klecko was not involved but lied under oath to protect his partner and he did 3 months in jail.

Wow, never heard that.

Still doesn't matter, he deserves to be in the Hall.

Great football player.

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Wow, never heard that.

Still doesn't matter, he deserves to be in the Hall.

Great football player.

Tx, I agree, but he never sniffs the final cut. I am not sure if it was the conviction or just that he wasn't flashy enough. He's still the only player to make the Pro Bowl at 3 different positions.

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Hey How about Buddy Ryan to Coach the Team??

Punching the OC on National TV has to get him

something??? =D> Not to mention have a Hit list

where his players got rewarded for knocking a

player out of the Game!! I can see it now!!

Nice Run OJ go kill the Blonde cheerleader!! :mrgreen:

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How about Corey Dillon:

Arrested for: DUI, theft (twice), intent to sell cocaine, obstructing a police officer (thrice), resisting arrest (twice), assault (five times), criminal trespass, malicious mischief (twice), reckless endangerment (twice)

11 arrests before age 17.

Since going pro Corey

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QB1: ART SCHLICHTER,

QB2: Todd Marinovich

QB3: Jim Druckenmiller

RB1: O.J. Simpson

RB2: Cecil Collins

RB3: Lawrence Phillips

WR1: Rae Carruth

WR2: Brian Blades

WR3: Irving Fryar

TE: Mark Chimura

OL1: Erik Williams

OL2: Nate Newton

OL3: Carlton Haselrig

OL4:

OL5:

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DE1: Mark Gastineau

DE2: Jim Dunaway

DT1: Christian Peter

DT2:

LB1: Ray Lewis

LB2: Bill Romanowski

LB3:

DB1: Gene Atkins

DB2:

DB3:

DB4:

K: Sebastian Janikowski

P:

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Mark Ingram would make a good #3 WR - grand theft auto, possession of counterfeit money, and failure to pay child support.

The Turk just visited Mark. He didn't make the cut. We like Irving Fryars crime potential much more.

It is just a numbers game. We are sure Mark will do bad things in the future.

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QB1: ART SCHLICHTER,

QB2: Todd Marinovich

QB3: Jim Druckenmiller

RB1: O.J. Simpson

RB2: Jamal Lewis

RB3: Lawrence Phillips

WR1: Rae Carruth

WR2: Brian Blades

WR3: Irving Fryar

TE: Mark Chimura

OL1: Erik Williams

OL2: Nate Newton

OL3: Carlton Haselrig

OL4:

OL5:

---------------------------------------

DE1: Mark Gastineau

DE2: Jim Dunaway

DT1: Christian Peter

DT2:

LB1: Ray Lewis

LB2: Bill Romanowski

LB3:

DB1: Gene Atkins

DB2:

DB3:

DB4:

K: Sebastian Janikowski

P:

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