Maxman Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Guys that have served time are locks for this squad. A simple weekend in jail doesn't count. We want hardcore criminals only. Off the top of my head I am thinking: RB - OJ (I knew he didn't serve time but he is so hardcore they were afraid to lock him up) WR - Rae Carruth (he did a bad bad thing) LB - Ray Lewis (again he never served but cmon) There are many more out there. Who was the kid (QB) with all the gambling problems? His Dad played as well I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Who was that Miami RB that got locked up? Gotta put Gastineau in there as the starting DE as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Surely we can find a better starting quarterback than Jim Drunkenmiller... Well, at least he will have Barrett Robbins and Nate Newton blocking for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 QB1: ART SCHLICHTER, QB2: Todd Marinovich QB3: Jim Druckenmiller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 QB1: ART SCHLICHTER, QB2: Todd Marinovich QB3: Jim Druckenmiller RB1: O.J. Simpson RB2: Cecil Collins RB3: Lawrence Phillips WR1: Rae Carruth WR2: Brian Blades WR3: TE: OL1: OL2: OL3: OL4: OL5: --------------------------------------- DE1: Mark Gastineau DE2: DT1: DT2: LB1: Ray Lewis LB2: LB3: DB1: DB2: DB3: DB4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetdawg Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 startin QB Art Schlister back up Todd Maronovich RB. that dude from nebraska cant stay away from gun man's place of business, Lawrence Phillips WR. Rae carruth he's Done, done I tell ya! DE. Dexter Manley ??? DE. Gastineu Poon-thang whipped. RB. Cecil Collins restless/troubled soul RB. Jamal Lewis fresh outs Prison/one week now Nate Newton whatta putz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 DE- John Abraham- Driving while completely wasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 by the way a good resource for this: http://www.cracksmoker.com/NFL2.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 QB1: ART SCHLICHTER, QB2: Todd Marinovich QB3: Jim Druckenmiller RB1: O.J. Simpson RB2: Cecil Collins RB3: Lawrence Phillips WR1: Rae Carruth WR2: Brian Blades WR3: TE: Mark Chimura OL1: OL2: OL3: OL4: OL5: --------------------------------------- DE1: Mark Gastineau DE2: DT1: DT2: LB1: Ray Lewis LB2: LB3: DB1: DB2: DB3: DB4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 PK: Cole Ford (Trying to murder Seigfried and Roy > anything Janikowski has ever done.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 PK: Cole Ford (Trying to murder Seigfried and Roy > anything Janikowski has ever done.) sh*t he should have received a medal for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 T - Jumbo Elliot Assault on a 100 lb women and urinating in a sink. CB - Ty Law - Possession WR - Irving Fryar - Cutlery issues with wife (i.e. Domestic Disturbance). QB - Drew Bledsoe - Stage Diving T - Max Lane - Stage Diving RB/KR - Dave Meggett - Missed Child Support, Rape? and a few others I can not remember. LB - Leonard Little - Vehicular Homicide DT - Nate Newton - Possession of alot of pot. K - Rafael Septein - Child Porn/Sexual Harassment WR - Michael Ivin - Possession RB - Jamal Lewis - Possession RB - Bam Morris - Possession WR - Oronode Gadsen - DUI Here are some with Phins ties. Wide Receiver - David Boston (2002 Drug Possession and DUI, pleaded no contest) Wide Receiver - Mark Duper (1989 Accused of Rape, charges eventually dropped, 1994 charged with buying cocaine with intent to sell) Wide Receiver - Mark Clayton (1993 Dead Beat Dad) Tight End - Eric Green (1992 Substance Abuse) Quarterback - Brian Griese (2001 DUI) Running Back- Eugene "Mercury" Morris (1982 cocaine trafficking, got 20 years) Right Tackle - Leon Searcy (2001, spousal abuse, battery) Right Guard - Carlton Haselrig [from the Steelers] (1993, 1994, 1995 DUI, Substance abuse, parole violation) Center - Mike Webster [from the Steelers] (1999 forging prescriptions) Left Tackle - Levi Jones [from the Bengals] (2004, interfering with a police officer, assault) Left Guard - Keno Hills [from the Saints] (1998 Heroine possession, weapons charge) Corner - Patrick Surtain (2000 DUI) Corner - Fulton Walker (1989 second degree sexual assault, 2002 convicted of possession) Left End - Demetrius Underwood (2003 robbed man in wheelchair - found incompetent to stand trial) Defensive Tackle - Jermaine Haley (2003 DUI) Defensive Tackle - Shane Burton (2nd DUI) Right End - Jim Dunaway (2002, charged with murdering ex-wife, lost civil suit when children sued him for wrongful death) Linebacker - Derrick Rodgers (1998 DUI; 2002 battery, aggravated battery, resisting arrest with violence) Middle Linebacker - Eddie Moore (2004 disorderly conduct) Linebacker - Aubrey Beavers (2003, felony marijuana possession) Free Safety - Gene Atkins (1989 arson, 2nd degree attempted murder, conspiracy to commit battery) Strong Safety - Darius Johnson [from the Broncos] (1999 assault) Kicker - Sebastian Janikowski [from the Raiders] (2000, 2001, 2002 bribery, possession, DUI) Punter - Jimmy Kibble [from Virginia Tech, tried out with Pats and Skins] (4 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor...banging high school girls) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 RULES: 1)Player has to have served/is serving time or 2) Player has been charged with at least a Felony. No misdemeanor charges and/or arrests. QB1: ART SCHLICHTER, QB2: Todd Marinovich QB3: Jim Druckenmiller RB1: O.J. Simpson RB2: Cecil Collins RB3: Lawrence Phillips WR1: Rae Carruth WR2: Brian Blades WR3: TE: Mark Chimura OL1: Erik Williams OL2: OL3: OL4: OL5: --------------------------------------- DE1: Mark Gastineau DE2: DT1: DT2: LB1: Ray Lewis LB2: Bill Romanowski LB3: DB1: Gene Atkins DB2: DB3: DB4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Who was the dude from nebraska who had the sexual assault history- OL signed by the Gints- Christian something And btw, Johnny Sample, RIP, did time after he retired for some fraudulent financial transaction thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Who was the dude from nebraska who had the sexual assault history- OL signed by the Gints- Christian something And btw, Johnny Sample, RIP, did time after he retired for some fraudulent financial transaction thing. Christian Peter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 5, 2005 Author Share Posted June 5, 2005 RULES: 1)Player has to have served/is serving time or 2) Player has been charged with at least a Felony. No misdemeanor charges and/or arrests. Good rules. But we need a 3rd for Ray Lewis and OJ. 3. If a player didn't serve time they only qualify if there was a horrific breakdown in the judicial system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Klecko was charged with a Felony in that scam he was involved in which is keeping him out of the HOF!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Klecko was charged with a Felony in that scam he was involved in which is keeping him out of the HOF!! What scam was that Savage? BTW, Klecko should definitely be in the Hall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 What scam was that Savage? BTW, Klecko should definitely be in the Hall. A couple of Kleckos's business partners were running some sort of auto insurance rip off. Klecko was not involved but lied under oath to protect his partner and he did 3 months in jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 What scam was that Savage? BTW, Klecko should definitely be in the Hall. Some type of insurance Fraud I think! He was helping a Friend and got nailed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 A couple of Kleckos's business partners were running some sort of auto insurance rip off. Klecko was not involved but lied under oath to protect his partner and he did 3 months in jail. Wow, never heard that. Still doesn't matter, he deserves to be in the Hall. Great football player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Wow, never heard that. Still doesn't matter, he deserves to be in the Hall. Great football player. OMG! Tx and i agree on something?! It is a sign of the apocalypse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 OMG! Tx and i agree on something?! It is a sign of the apocalypse! Who you Kidding GG?? You and Tex go together like a Plane and a Hijacker..No guessing who is who on that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Christian Peter. Yep, but he was a Defensive Lineman and was originally drafted by the Patriots before signing with the Giants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Wow, never heard that. Still doesn't matter, he deserves to be in the Hall. Great football player. Tx, I agree, but he never sniffs the final cut. I am not sure if it was the conviction or just that he wasn't flashy enough. He's still the only player to make the Pro Bowl at 3 different positions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Guns - can't forget about Nate Newton on the O-Line. Didn't he get caught with a couple hundred pounds of weed while out on bail for being caught with a couple hundred pounds of weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 OJ should work for RB, but if he doesn't, how can we forget Jammal Lewis? He just got done serving time! He's a can't miss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Hey How about Buddy Ryan to Coach the Team?? Punching the OC on National TV has to get him something??? Not to mention have a Hit list where his players got rewarded for knocking a player out of the Game!! I can see it now!! Nice Run OJ go kill the Blonde cheerleader!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 How about Corey Dillon: Arrested for: DUI, theft (twice), intent to sell cocaine, obstructing a police officer (thrice), resisting arrest (twice), assault (five times), criminal trespass, malicious mischief (twice), reckless endangerment (twice) 11 arrests before age 17. Since going pro Corey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Mark Ingram would make a good #3 WR - grand theft auto, possession of counterfeit money, and failure to pay child support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 6, 2005 Author Share Posted June 6, 2005 QB1: ART SCHLICHTER, QB2: Todd Marinovich QB3: Jim Druckenmiller RB1: O.J. Simpson RB2: Cecil Collins RB3: Lawrence Phillips WR1: Rae Carruth WR2: Brian Blades WR3: Irving Fryar TE: Mark Chimura OL1: Erik Williams OL2: Nate Newton OL3: Carlton Haselrig OL4: OL5: --------------------------------------- DE1: Mark Gastineau DE2: Jim Dunaway DT1: Christian Peter DT2: LB1: Ray Lewis LB2: Bill Romanowski LB3: DB1: Gene Atkins DB2: DB3: DB4: K: Sebastian Janikowski P: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 here is a website with more for our "longest yard" team http://www.thedolphinsmakemecry.com/ajgray042004.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 6, 2005 Author Share Posted June 6, 2005 Mark Ingram would make a good #3 WR - grand theft auto, possession of counterfeit money, and failure to pay child support. The Turk just visited Mark. He didn't make the cut. We like Irving Fryars crime potential much more. It is just a numbers game. We are sure Mark will do bad things in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 C'mon, no love for Jamal Lewis? The man was locked up by the FEDS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 6, 2005 Author Share Posted June 6, 2005 QB1: ART SCHLICHTER, QB2: Todd Marinovich QB3: Jim Druckenmiller RB1: O.J. Simpson RB2: Jamal Lewis RB3: Lawrence Phillips WR1: Rae Carruth WR2: Brian Blades WR3: Irving Fryar TE: Mark Chimura OL1: Erik Williams OL2: Nate Newton OL3: Carlton Haselrig OL4: OL5: --------------------------------------- DE1: Mark Gastineau DE2: Jim Dunaway DT1: Christian Peter DT2: LB1: Ray Lewis LB2: Bill Romanowski LB3: DB1: Gene Atkins DB2: DB3: DB4: K: Sebastian Janikowski P: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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