Maxman Posted June 6, 2005 Author Share Posted June 6, 2005 C'mon, no love for Jamal Lewis? The man was locked up by the FEDS!!! Good point AF. I just waived Cecil Collins and made Jamal the backup. I decided to keep Phillips. He is a high volume kind of law breaker. Eventually we will strike gold with him I am sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Max/Guns - while Janikowski had a few scrapes with the law, and the date-rape drug wasn't there a kicker from the vikings who was deported for trafficking heroin from africa? i can't remember his name - it was like igwe beke or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 St. Louis Rams cornerback Dre' Bly, who helped lead his team to the Super Bowl XXIV crown, was arrested for reckless driving and destruction of city property. Miami Dolphins cornerback Patrick Surtain was arrested for speeding and drunken driving. Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Darnay Scott was arrested for writing a bad check. The arrests come on the heels of Carolina wide receiver Rae Carruth facing murder charges, Baltimore middle linebacker Ray Lewis having murder charges dropped but being found guilty of obstructing justice and Indianapolis running back Fred Lane being found shot to death in his Charlotte, N.C., home. Lane's death came four months after he was named in a domestic complaint by his wife and five months after he was arrested on drug and weapons charges. Since the league's March owners meeting, 13 players have been arrested, including one a week ago when Tampa Bay wide receiver Darnell McDonald was charged with two felonies -- aggravated battery with great bodily harm and burglary of a conveyance. Players aren't the only ones accused of soiling the league's image. Cleveland Browns president Carmen Policy has been accused of paying $1,000 to fix a criminal case for one of his clients in 1985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Anyone else notice an abundance of current and former NFL Running Backs breaking the law? Seems like a lot more than other positions...with WR being next. "Skill positions" leading to a life of crime...interesting hypothesis here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 QB1: ART SCHLICHTER, QB2: Todd Marinovich QB3: Jim Druckenmiller RB1: O.J. Simpson RB2: Jamal Lewis RB3: Lawrence Phillips WR1: Rae Carruth WR2: Brian Blades WR3: Irving Fryar TE: Mark Chimura OL1: Erik Williams OL2: Nate Newton OL3: Carlton Haselrig OL4: OL5: --------------------------------------- DE1: Mark Gastineau DE2: Jim Dunaway DT1: Christian Peter DT2: Robert Rozier LB1: Ray Lewis LB2: Bill Romanowski LB3: DB1: Gene Atkins DB2: Raphael Cherry DB3: DB4: K: Sebastian Janikowski P: Former Redskins and Lions defensive back Raphel Cherry has been convicted a second time in the 1998 strangulation of his estranged wife. In Little Rock, Ark., Circuit Judge Chris Piazza sentenced Cherry to 30 years in prison. CAMERON PARK, Calif. (AP) -- Federal prosecutors say former NFL player Robert Rozier set out to become an angel of death as an executioner for a Miami cult leader. Convicted of four murders, but given a reduced sentence for cooperating with authorities in Florida and then given a new identity and released in the federal witness protection program, Rozier now says he has "total remorse" for his actions as Neariah Israel and says he rebuilt his life in an intense spiritual and intellectual transformation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Cornerback arrested for hitting wife, jailed for rest of weekend CARMEL, Ind. (AP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 No Room for Dexter Manley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 No Room for Dexter Manley? Max's rule stipulates that you have to be able to read and write. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 QB1: ART SCHLICHTER, QB2: Todd Marinovich QB3: Jim Druckenmiller RB1: O.J. Simpson RB2: Jamal Lewis RB3: Lawrence Phillips WR1: Rae Carruth WR2: Brian Blades WR3: Irving Fryar TE: Mark Chimura OL1: Erik Williams OL2: Nate Newton OL3: Carlton Haselrig OL4: OL5: --------------------------------------- DE1: Mark Gastineau DE2: Jim Dunaway DT1: Christian Peter DT2: Robert Rozier LB1: Ray Lewis LB2: Bill Romanowski LB3: DB1: Gene Atkins DB2: Raphael Cherry DB3: Mike Doss DB4: Sean Taylor K: Sebastian Janikowski P: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 6, 2005 Author Share Posted June 6, 2005 Max's rule stipulates that you have to be able to read and write. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 6, 2005 Author Share Posted June 6, 2005 GOB: We need a GM\Owner. Carmen Policy or Al Davis? I am sure Davis has done some illegal stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 6, 2005 Author Share Posted June 6, 2005 Damn that punter is going to be hard to find. Someone dig up some dirt on the Aussie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 GOB: We need a GM\Owner. Carmen Policy or Al Davis? I am sure Davis has done some illegal stuff. i am pretty sure policy bribed a juror or witness for $1,000 or something like that. i can't remember exactly what happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jales22 Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 CF: Kirby Puckett PunchThrower: Mike Tyson haha..sorry..had to throw that out there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 i am pretty sure policy bribed a juror or witness for $1,000 or something like that. i can't remember exactly what happened. "Cleveland Browns president Carmen Policy has been accused of paying $1,000 to fix a criminal case for one of his clients in 1985." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Max's rule stipulates that you have to be able to read and write. If that's the case what are you doing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 OWNER: Carmen Policy HC: QB1: ART SCHLICHTER, QB2: Todd Marinovich QB3: Jim Druckenmiller RB1: O.J. Simpson RB2: Jamal Lewis RB3: Lawrence Phillips WR1: Rae Carruth WR2: Brian Blades WR3: Irving Fryar TE: Mark Chimura OL1: Erik Williams OL2: Nate Newton OL3: Carlton Haselrig OL4: OL5: --------------------------------------- DE1: Mark Gastineau DE2: Jim Dunaway DT1: Christian Peter DT2: Robert Rozier LB1: Ray Lewis LB2: Bill Romanowski LB3: DB1: Gene Atkins DB2: Raphael Cherry DB3: Mike Doss DB4: Sean Taylor K: Sebastian Janikowski P: Note new Owner and HC fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Damn that punter is going to be hard to find. The closest Ive been able to find is Jimmy Kibble, who went to VATECH and had tryouts with the Pats and Skins - something about 4 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Here's a couple more linebackers: Derrick Rodgers (1998 DUI; 2002 battery, aggravated battery, resisting arrest with violence) Eddie Moore (2004 disorderly conduct) Aubrey Beavers (2003, felony marijuana possession) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 OWNER: Carmen Policy HC: QB1: ART SCHLICHTER, QB2: Todd Marinovich QB3: Jim Druckenmiller RB1: O.J. Simpson RB2: Jamal Lewis RB3: Lawrence Phillips WR1: Rae Carruth WR2: Brian Blades WR3: Irving Fryar TE: Mark Chimura OL1: Erik Williams OL2: Nate Newton OL3: Carlton Haselrig OL4: OL5: --------------------------------------- DE1: Mark Gastineau DE2: Jim Dunaway DT1: Christian Peter DT2: Robert Rozier LB1: Ray Lewis LB2: Bill Romanowski LB3: Aubrey Beavers DB1: Gene Atkins DB2: Raphael Cherry DB3: Mike Doss DB4: Sean Taylor K: Sebastian Janikowski P: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Offensive Line: Tackle - Leon Searcy (2001, spousal abuse, battery) Tackle - Levi Jones (2004, interfering with a police officer, assault) Guard - Keno Hills (1998 Heroin possession, weapons charge) Center - Mike Webster (1999 forging prescriptions) And who could forget RB Mercury Morris - 20 yrs for cocaine trafficking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Sauerbraun is the leading Punter candidate with a weak Drunk Driving charge. We neeed a felony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 OWNER: Carmen Policy HC: QB1: ART SCHLICHTER, QB2: Todd Marinovich QB3: Jim Druckenmiller RB1: O.J. Simpson RB2: Jamal Lewis RB3: Lawrence Phillips WR1: Rae Carruth WR2: Brian Blades WR3: Irving Fryar TE: Mark Chimura OL1: Erik Williams OL2: Nate Newton OL3: Carlton Haselrig OL4: Keno Hills OL5: --------------------------------------- DE1: Mark Gastineau DE2: Jim Dunaway DT1: Christian Peter DT2: Robert Rozier LB1: Ray Lewis LB2: Bill Romanowski LB3: Aubrey Beavers DB1: Gene Atkins DB2: Raphael Cherry DB3: Mike Doss DB4: Sean Taylor K: Sebastian Janikowski P: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Gonna need a kick returner...I suggest Tamarick Vanover. I'd also like to nominate RB Bam Morris to the practice squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 We need HC, Punter, OL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Not sure if we're gonna find a HC candidate. Here's a start INDIANAPOLIS - Bucs assistant coach Kyle Shanahan was arrested by Indianapolis police early Sunday morning. Shanahan, 23, was transported to the Arrestee Processing Center. His release was ordered after he appeared in court Sunday and was charged with misdemeanor intoxication. Shanahan was being "loud, belligerent and causing a scene" after being escorted from the Have a Nice Day Cafe at 2:07 a.m. Sunday, according to a report filed by Indianapolis Police Officer Eric B. Simmons . "I could smell a strong odor of alcoholic beverage on his person, his eyes were glassy and bloodshot and he was unsteady on level ground." Simmons said he told Shanahan several times to quiet down but he persisted and was arrested. Shanahan, the son of Broncos coach Mike Shanahan , is in his second season as the Bucs' offensive quality control coach and is attending the NFL scouting combine. According to police report, Shanahan was escorted out of the bar with assistant defensive backs coach Raheem Morris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 6, 2005 Author Share Posted June 6, 2005 I say Jumbo gets the last offensive line spot for beating up the Limo driver. (OH my did I just bash the Jets...maybe they won't link us). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetswin Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 here's a LB for you, Cornelius Bennett, isn't he a part time rapist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 How bout we make Herm the HC for Grand Theft. That would be the Grand Theft of 4 years of my life in which he's taken everything and returned nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 6, 2005 Author Share Posted June 6, 2005 How bout we make Herm the HC for Grand Theft. That would be the Grand Theft of 4 years of my life in which he's taken everything and returned nothing NO. Belichek gets the nod. For stealing a million dollars from a dying man. This is perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 OWNER: Carmen Policy HC: BILL BELICHICK QB1: ART SCHLICHTER, QB2: Todd Marinovich QB3: Jim Druckenmiller RB1: O.J. Simpson RB2: Jamal Lewis RB3: Lawrence Phillips WR1: Rae Carruth WR2: Brian Blades WR3: Irving Fryar TE: Mark Chimura OL1: Erik Williams OL2: Nate Newton OL3: Carlton Haselrig OL4: Keno Hills OL5: --------------------------------------- DE1: Mark Gastineau DE2: Jim Dunaway DT1: Christian Peter DT2: Robert Rozier LB1: Ray Lewis LB2: Bill Romanowski LB3: Aubrey Beavers DB1: Gene Atkins DB2: Raphael Cherry DB3: Mike Doss DB4: Sean Taylor K: Sebastian Janikowski P: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Randy McMichael needs to be on the list somewhere for slapping around his prgnant wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 6, 2005 Author Share Posted June 6, 2005 Where is R44??? We need a punter with a record. Certainly he can name 2 or 3 off the top of his head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Todd Sauerbrun of the panthers for the punter? drunk driving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Todd Sauerbrun of the panthers for the punter? drunk driving? Duh, Sauerbrun plays for the Broncos. Damn broads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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