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I'm recording a new CD which I hope to one day be able to post links to and get feedback from Nationeers on.

I tried the baseball package but got frustrated by two things

1;2005 Yankees baseball sucks and

2:the damn thing kept freezing up while trying to watch it

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I don't understand. Do you want hype or do you want factual quotes?

Hype: Dear God!!! My life is so empty without real football. Help me, someone, please.....

Fact: I keep busy by busting chops for fun :wink:

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Any chance that tigerwoods.com will link up? :wink:

They don't want to link but I hear that they are very interested in having Tiger do an online chat with us!

Stay tuned for breaking news.

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actually Hermanator posted a bunch of video clips on Matts site that for some reason I CAN'T ACCESS from the Jets multimedia(even though I have DSL)the Raiders championship game from 68 some other Namath clips and a Coles highlight reel that got the juices flowing a bit today.

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BTW - I have promised you Mods a new article - something about the trials and tribulations of being a female football fan. I have NOT forgotten. So, attention LADIES: I am looking for your stories regarding any difficulties you may have encountered being taken serioulsy as a knowledgable fan....or perhaps the opposite is true? Any insight or thoughts are appreciated.

Sorry if this is raining on your parade, Tom. Honestly, I don't mean to.

And........Max, Tom, Faba ......can I write something about how and why Doug Flutie sucks? I could probably have something for you in 10 minutes. :lol::lol:

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BTW - I have promised you Mods a new article - something about the trials and tribulations of being a female football fan. I have NOT forgotten. So, attention LADIES: I am looking for your stories regarding any difficulties you may have encountered being taken serioulsy as a knowledgable fan....or perhaps the opposite is true? Any insight or thoughts are appreciated.

Sorry if this is raining on your parade, Tom. Honestly, I don't mean to.

And........Max, Tom, Faba ......can I write something about how and why Doug Flutie sucks? I could probably have something for you in 10 minutes. :lol::lol:

If it includes lurid details of your sexual encounters with the Mighty Mite, go right ahead, Garboogula!

The article forums is open to ALLL topics right now. If anyone has anything they want to write in a clear, entertaining longer format, PM me. Now is the time to get in.

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Dear God!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!I'd have sex with a female before even contemplating a sexual encounter with that pomous arse. :shock:

Flutie is a dick story number 12:

43 year old Doug Flutie is seen seated in the first row by first base at Fenway for the seventh time this year. As usual, Dougie has his baseball glove on (probably the same one he used in little league - not like he's grown much)and Doug has strategically seated himself where most foul balls go (and where Dougie usually seats himself). Flutie has caught his share of foul balls too - why give up a chance to be on tv, eh Dougie??? Anyway, this fateful game day is no different than the others . Dougie - Super Jock who will never grow up idiot from BC - catches a foul ball with his glove worn hand. There are approximately five young children around him. I'd say seven, eight years old? So, what does Dougie do with the ball? He puts it in his pocket.

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BTW - I have promised you Mods a new article - something about the trials and tribulations of being a female football fan. I have NOT forgotten. So, attention LADIES: I am looking for your stories regarding any difficulties you may have encountered being taken serioulsy as a knowledgable fan....or perhaps the opposite is true? Any insight or thoughts are appreciated.

Sorry if this is raining on your parade, Tom. Honestly, I don't mean to.

And........Max, Tom, Faba ......can I write something about how and why Doug Flutie sucks? I could probably have something for you in 10 minutes. :lol::lol:

Garb we request articles for the front page- not novels from you on why Doug Flutie sucks.

Go Boston College

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"Go Boston College!" will be laughable once they start playing in the ACC - 2006, right? Should take....what.....three or four years for their recruiting efforts to really take hold down south? I'm looking forward to three or four years of suckdom for the Eagles.

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How I spent my off season

1) Continued working on converting my Jets games on vhs to DVD.

2) Watch Yankees and get violently ill.

3) Dream about selling house and getting the F out of this stinkin, mafia run, politicians taking bribes state. (That would be New Jersey)

4) Play alot of Golf.

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1. Try to force myself to like NFL Europe. - Never works.

2. Try and think up new excuses why I can't go visiting on Sunday's.

3. Look out the window and stare at the Staten Island dump with all three eye's.

4. Get humiliated by my wife for screaming and cheering at Tivo'd Jets games.

5. Have imaginary tailgates in my mind while drinking beer. Go outside to the driveway to piss on my tire.

6. Pay my neighbors Kids to form a line in front of my rented port-o-potty.

7. Check Jetnation periodically to see if any threads moved up a notch.

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