Jump to content

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah!!!!


Smizzy

Recommended Posts

Poor Tom Cruise. First he goes batty with that Scientology crap, then his movie is balls, he gets stuck with roadkill Katie Holmes, and now a murder rap on top of it? My, how the mighty do fall.

Fallen though he may be, he goes down a Martyr in my book. Taking on Oprah like that, man I haven't seen such courage since Godzilla went at it with Mothra, since Stalin battled Hitler, since Pepsi vanquished Coca-Cola classic! Two gigantic egos locked in a battle for mass appreciation. God bless you Tom Cruise. And thank you for letting the world see your ex-wife's naked breasts in a fairly lame movie. Sure you had to kill Kubrik afterwards--but that too, took courage!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Two Hollywood stars to win "I'm not gay" libel suits-Liberace and Tommy "Cruise"(is that who he is or what he does?)Mapother. Jump to your own conclusions. Today's NY Post-"WHICH leading man landed his fianc

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...