The Troll Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 http://sports.ign.com/articles/635/635982p1.html Time for EB50 to sh*t a gold brick. D-Rob is VASTLY under-rated and Vilma is rated two points lower than DJ ******* Williams. Who won DROY again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 WTF IS THIS CRAP!?!?! Curtis Martin 89 speed?? He has 91 in the roster updates!!!!! Jason Fabini 96 Strength? Jason Kendall just 88 strength? HOLY CRAP HOW AM I GONNA WIN ONLINE WHEN CHAD HAS 86 ARM STRENGTH!!?!?!?!?! Eric Barton has a good rating of 89, but 78 speed is way too slow. Why did Coles speed go down to 98 damnit!! Only 96 acceleration!!?!?! Vilma got screwed over by getting jumped by DJ Williams. But Vilmas speed went up a notch to 85 BUT HELLOOO HE WON THE MUTHEREFFIN DROY!!! Doug Jolley, 76 speed?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Sorry BUT CHRIS BAKER IS NOT FASTER THAN DOUG JOLLEY!! WAKE THE F UP DUMBA**ES!! 92 kickpower and 88 accuracy for Nugent? Should have more kick power! THIS GUY BOOTS 55 YARDERS WITH EASE!! Dewayne Robertson got the biggest cock job here! 86 STRENGTH!!! ARE YOU JOKING!!!??!?!?! WTF IS THAT !! HE HAS 63 SPEED AND RAN A FRICKIN 4.8! Blalock finally got bumped up to a good speed of 93 with 93 acceleration also, good stuff there. McGraw lost 1 ticker on his speed Bryan Thomas sucks YO! DERRICK STRAIT WITH 87 SPEED?!?!?! Cotchery has moved up to 87 speed Adrian Jones HAS 83 STRENGTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pouha has 87 measely strength McClover is a big fast mofo Cedric Houston 85 SPEED!!! WTFFFFFFFF Yo but I'm loving the Justin Miller acceleration. 96 acceleration is really good. Only 92 speed but thats not too bad, but I would put him at 94 jmo. BUT WHY DOES HE ONLY HAVE 52 TACKLE? Dude tackles like a damn linebacker HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF HIS NECK DAAAAAMN Biggest Screw Jobs Dewayne Robertson Jonathan Vilma Chad Pennington on arm strength Adrian Jones on strength Derrick Strait on speed Cedric Houston on speed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Where is Andre Maddox?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 How do Derek Pagel, Rashad Washington have more strength than Darrel McClover? How does Kerry Rhodes have the same strength as McClover?? sh*tty ratings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 How is channing crowder have 79 speed while Barton has 78 somebody told me that the guys that help make these rankings are dolphins fans........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 HOLY CRAP HOW AM I GONNA WIN ONLINE WHEN CHAD HAS 86 ARM STRENGTH!!?!?!?!?! That's way too high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 How is Chris Baker faster than Doug Jolley? Jolley, IMO, should have AT LEAST 79 speed, should be 80 actually. Adrian Jones should have been bumped up to at least 85 strength Why did Curtis lose so much speed???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawngnome o-line Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Pennington's break tackle is 45...it definitely should be higher. His okey doke against the bills 2 years ago still carries over to every Madden rating because you know that he has that awkward faking ability in his arsenal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnys025 Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Barton, go take a walk and step back from the keyboard. On a happier yet even more ridiculous note, Barton is rated higher than Vilma......LMFAO....yeah, this is accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Why did Curtis lose so much speed???? 3.9 ypc, 0 TD's in the playoffs. No run over 24 yards all season. That's why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Barton, go take a walk and step back from the keyboard. On a happier yet even more ridiculous note, Barton is rated higher than Vilma......LMFAO....yeah, this is accurate. Considering Barton was IMO, our most consistent defender last season I say he should be rated higher than Vilma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Wait, wait, wait. This is a stunning travesty. Pennington has an 86 in arm strength? Are you sure it wasn't 68? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illis McBreakfree 21 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Willis is a 91 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted July 25, 2005 Author Share Posted July 25, 2005 Willis is a 91 It wouldn't surprise me if he leads the league in rushing. I think McGahee will emerge as a superstar this year. Although I said the exact same thing about Deuce McCalister last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illis McBreakfree 21 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 It wouldn't surprise me if he leads the league in rushing. I think McGahee will emerge as a superstar this year. Although I said the exact same thing about Deuce McCalister last year. I sure as hell hope your right man, but then its gonna be hard to hold on to him I think..not sure if he's loyal yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Anyone know the release date for this game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinlawyer Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Anyone know the release date for this game? I think its Aug 16th. LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 I think its Aug 16th. LL I am on vacation that week. That could be really bad. Thanks for the info! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 this kids rants are classic WTF IS THIS CRAP!?!?! Curtis Martin 89 speed?? He has 91 in the roster updates!!!!! Jason Fabini 96 Strength? Jason Kendall just 88 strength? HOLY CRAP HOW AM I GONNA WIN ONLINE WHEN CHAD HAS 86 ARM STRENGTH!!?!?!?!?! Eric Barton has a good rating of 89, but 78 speed is way too slow. Why did Coles speed go down to 98 damnit!! Only 96 acceleration!!?!?! Vilma got screwed over by getting jumped by DJ Williams. But Vilmas speed went up a notch to 85 BUT HELLOOO HE WON THE MUTHEREFFIN DROY!!! Doug Jolley, 76 speed?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Sorry BUT CHRIS BAKER IS NOT FASTER THAN DOUG JOLLEY!! WAKE THE F UP DUMBA**ES!! 92 kickpower and 88 accuracy for Nugent? Should have more kick power! THIS GUY BOOTS 55 YARDERS WITH EASE!! Dewayne Robertson got the biggest c*ck job here! 86 STRENGTH!!! ARE YOU JOKING!!!??!?!?! WTF IS THAT !! HE HAS 63 SPEED AND RAN A FRICKIN 4.8! Blalock finally got bumped up to a good speed of 93 with 93 acceleration also, good stuff there. McGraw lost 1 ticker on his speed Bryan Thomas sucks YO! DERRICK STRAIT WITH 87 SPEED?!?!?! Cotchery has moved up to 87 speed Adrian Jones HAS 83 STRENGTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pouha has 87 measely strength McClover is a big fast mofo Cedric Houston 85 SPEED!!! WTFFFFFFFF Yo but I'm loving the Justin Miller acceleration. 96 acceleration is really good. Only 92 speed but thats not too bad, but I would put him at 94 jmo. BUT WHY DOES HE ONLY HAVE 52 TACKLE? Dude tackles like a damn linebacker HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF HIS NECK DAAAAAMN Biggest Screw Jobs Dewayne Robertson Jonathan Vilma Chad Pennington on arm strength Adrian Jones on strength Derrick Strait on speed Cedric Houston on speed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob D Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 I think its Aug 16th. LL I have to wait until Sep 9th for xbox or Sep 16th for pc. I haven't decided which version to buy yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 this kids rants are classic Dude... aren't they though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnys025 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Aug 9th is the release date.....but hopfully I can find a torrent file of it a week prior.....hmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 Aug 9th is the release date.....but hopfully I can find a torrent file of it a week prior.....hmmmmm He's right. It's the 9th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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