Green DNA Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 You are out on a first date, things go really well and end up at her apartment with a 99% certainty that you will close the deal. Since this was totally unexpected, you mention that you have come unarmed to the gunfight. She says no problem and pulls out a "24 pack" from her bedside table. What's the next move?* * Please hurry, I need an answer within the next 30 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 You are out on a first date, things go really well and end up at her apartment with a 99% certainty that you will close the deal. Since this was totally unexpected, you mention that you have come unarmed to the gunfight. She says no problem and pulls out a "24 pack" from her bedside table. What's the next move?* * Please hurry, I need an answer within the next 30 seconds a 24 pack????? is your johnson that small that you need 24 for 1 round in sack ???? I find that 1 at a time works great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 You are out on a first date, things go really well and end up at her apartment with a 99% certainty that you will close the deal. Since this was totally unexpected, you mention that you have come unarmed to the gunfight. She says no problem and pulls out a "24 pack" from her bedside table. What's the next move?* * Please hurry, I need an answer within the next 30 seconds Put 2 of them on and go to town. Avoid inviting Colonel Angus to town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 holy crap this thread got funny in a hurry. awesome gob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 they friggin burn it...my uncle told me that a plane dumped a big old batch of cocaine on some old guys house down here when he first became a cop in the 70's and was complaining "who's gonna clean this mess up?" invite these 3 people: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Belgium, why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 You are out on a first date, things go really well and end up at her apartment with a 99% certainty that you will close the deal. Since this was totally unexpected, you mention that you have come unarmed to the gunfight. She says no problem and pulls out a "24 pack" from her bedside table. What's the next move?* * Please hurry, I need an answer within the next 30 seconds Tell her you need 3 more so that you can put one on each herpes blister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 If you're a bail bondsman or the manager of a thriving stripper messenger service, then yes. If you wear flip flops to Jets games in Jacksonville, no. You are too kind. If I was in this position, I would have had him write a 1000 word essay on why you shouldn't be bad to your friends. Then I would have bought him a new car. Because up until I got called out to process the scene of a crime, I was bored. Now, its sole purpose is to build post counts. The same amount of time it takes Max to run 10 miles....forever. Marko may be fast, but Marko cannot outrun a .40 cal bullet. His diplomatic immunity is not recognized in my jurisdiction. No. Our grandchildren will post here 20 years from now, long after Max has sold the site to some Chinese businessmen, and Chad will still haunt them. 89% of the crime is committed by people in trailers and wifebeaters, the remaining 11% of crime is committed via numerous syndicated repeats of Walker - Texas Ranger. Tornadoes hit trailers because they are attracted to bad music, smelly women and homes with Vehicle Identification Numbers on them,. 1. Fabulous 2. Very much so, but my even my hand was better than the ex because at least it moves. 3. I'll be wearing that bag on my head if she reads this damn you! am I chopped liver now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 Belgium, why? Because the Germans need a place to plow through on their way to take over France. [quote name='Blackout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Put 2 of them on and go to town. Avoid inviting Colonel Angus to town. Thanks, I'll pass this on to "my friend" who had originally asked the question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 a 24 pack????? is your johnson that small that you need 24 for 1 round in sack ???? I find that 1 at a time works great. It was more the quantity that would raise the question (or concern), even more so if the box was empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 Thanks, I'll pass this on to "my friend" who had originally asked the question It was your son, wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 It was your son, wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 It was more the quantity that would raise the question (or concern), even more so if the box was empty. What DNA is trying to say is that the Box of Magnums at her bedside was empty, but lucky for him, the box of appropriately sized Small Lambskins were plentiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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