Vudu Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html "Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter" Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter Some apparent sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget. Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com reported. The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, WUSA confirmed with St. Mary's County public safety sources. The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman's condition at this time is unknown. Whether the act was consensual or accidental likely will be investigated by the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office, WUSA reported . __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 WOW!!! thats all i can say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 so they left the blade attached ? dummies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I'll bet dollars to dildos that this was joebaby. If not, he had some involvement in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I'll bet all my vCash that this was joebaby. If not, he had some involvement in it. lol, i have this, actually. Mine has a special aluminum bit that goes in place of the actual blade, and the bit is attached to a tube that you squeeze the rubber toy over. I actually brought down sirius channel shade 45 when I did a demo with this toy on Mia Rose. I got a lot of crazy looks as I was walking the halls from the bathroom to the studio, and when we got going it sounded like the girl was getting massacred and one of the big shots who was listening from his office came out freaking and had them cut the feed and dump out. Lol, this was right across from the howard stern studios. The hottest thing ever man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 That must have been quite a gash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html "Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter" Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter Some apparent sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget. Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com reported. The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, WUSA confirmed with St. Mary's County public safety sources. The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman's condition at this time is unknown. Whether the act was consensual or accidental likely will be investigated by the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office, WUSA reported . __________________ hey bronzy, I have a 100% safe version of this device if you are interested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 That must have been quite a gash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 That must have been quite a gash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 hey bronzy, I have a 100% safe version of this device if you are interested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Darwin awards here. Stupid people deserve whatever injuries they incur whilst being stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Darwin awards here. Stupid people deserve whatever injuries they incur whilst being stupid. What do you have against a little, frisky sex play? I'm just glad they didn't have access to a power auger or rototiller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 What do you have against a little, frisky sex play? I'm just glad they didn't have access to a power auger or rototiller. Me thinks one of them misread forplay as foulplay, or they needed something to free the gerbil:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Darwin awards here. Stupid people deserve whatever injuries they incur whilst being stupid. That is what I was thinking. They definitely have an Honorable Mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamont_jordan_rules Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 ... the bigger question is did they join the mile high club on the chopper? ... ... heck, there must have been plenty of red lube ... l_j_r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Me thinks one of them misread forplay as foulplay, or they needed something to free the gerbil Thanks for clearing this up, afo. It was driving me crazy trying to figure out what "The Gere" meant on the side of that reciprocating saw. I'll sleep more soundly tonight now that this mystery is solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Thanks for clearing this up, afo. It was driving me crazy trying to figure out what "The Gere" meant on the side of that reciprocating saw. I'll sleep more soundly tonight now that this mystery is solved. Reports says this was the second time she's been hospitalized this year for a sex toy mishap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Reports says this was the second time she's been hospitalized this year for a sex toy mishap LOL. For fear of putting you on an Interpol watch list, I won't ask where you got that image. I guess that's where the slogan "Thangs Go Better With Coke" came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 LOL. For fear of putting you on an Interpol watch list, I won't ask where you got that image. I guess that's where the slogan "Thangs Go Better With Coke" came from. OK wait hold it. Looking closely at that X ray, one hip is way clearer than the other one. This leads me to believe this person had a hip replacement. Looks like someone had too much fun at the Retirement Home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bravo Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Reports says this was the second time she's been hospitalized this year for a sex toy mishap Have a coke and a smile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 That must have been quite a gash. Wooooooooooo Made me LOL:cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Yeah, people decide to do some weird things. Just the other day my wife walked up and said she wants a giant Snunggie. One she can pull up to her head. You think you know someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Darwin awards here. Stupid people deserve whatever injuries they incur whilst being stupid. These two have to rank in this years top 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 LOL. For fear of putting you on an Interpol watch list, I won't ask where you got that image. I guess that's where the slogan "Thangs Go Better With Coke" came from. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 OK wait hold it. Looking closely at that X ray, one hip is way clearer than the other one. This leads me to believe this person had a hip replacement. Looks like someone had too much fun at the Retirement Home. +1 You are most correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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