uart Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 All I can think of right now is: pPKtBM99kAc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bravo Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 All I can think of right now is: pPKtBM99kAc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 If you took Josh Groban, locked him in a dark room for three months, fed him nothing but Chivas Regal and Hostess Sno-Balls, and broke his ankles so he has to shuffle around like a decrepit Zamboni, then yes, I look like Josh Groban. That is not TS. The real TS is much funnier than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Welcome back Tom Shane - you're missing some great material from the old days with Herm now relegated to doing infomercials on the Cooking Channel and Tubby now busily destroying the Cleveland franchise - but I'm sure you'll come up with some good material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 one of my favorite tomshane quips of old was his comment in a thread about miss handicapped america where very pretty contestents were confined to wheelchairs Tom asked : so does having phat rims on the wheelchairs help sway the judges? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 That is not TS. The real TS is much funnier than that. I've always enjoyed impersonators far more than the the originals. Can we get that TS impersonator back and just pretend its Tom? Or maybe Shane could just post as an impersonator of himself? Then we could post about how the real Shane was a way better/worse poster than this new Shane who is actually Shane pretending not to be himself but actually impersonating his own persona! Ow. I think I just hurt my mind. And I peed a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 tom shane lives in an apartment in Arizona, located ahove top of a methadone clinic and below another methadone clinic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 OMG You should have seen the E-mails from Sooth. Wow was he not happy. If you could send somebody AIDS through the internet, he would have done it. That would be so weird if you contracted AIDS that way twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 That would be so weird if you contracted AIDS that way twice. Oh jeez. Oh jeez. Way to take it to another level, Max. Gawd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greekjetsfan128 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Who Is Tom Shane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Who Is Tom Shane? Some dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greekjetsfan128 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Some dude. What are you Famous For? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Who Is Tom Shane? Some dude. What are you Famous For? Ironically he is famous for Greek as well. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Ironically he is famous for Greek as well. Weird. Silence, my little gyro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Camera Guy, you getting this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Is Paul Ricouer still the devil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 I had heard this guy was funny. When are we going to see signs of that? Worst thing you ever did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Famous Max lies: 1. "Just the tip. I promise." 2. "I have Kevin James lined up for next week. I promise." 3. "I have a GREAT girl for you, man. And she is too 18." 4. "That huge guy over there just called Joe Namath a bitch. Go kick his ass. I got your back." 5. "Don't worry. I wouldn't do that to your hair." This is terrible. Who the **** wrote this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 This is terrible. Who the **** wrote this? Someone who wasn't a complete piece of sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Someone who wasn't a complete piece of sh*t You wanna FIGHT, paper-boy??????????? ?!?!????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 You wanna FIGHT, paper-boy??????????? ?!?!????? ill smack you in the face with the sunday circular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Tom was really funny back in the day. I wish there were proof of it, but you will all just have to take my word for it. Or tune in to JetNation Radio this Tuesday night at 8pm as the prodigal son returns. http://blogtalkradio.com/JetNation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Tom was really funny back in the day. I wish there were proof of it, but you will all just have to take my word for it. Or tune in to JetNation Radio this Tuesday night at 8pm as the prodigal son returns. http://blogtalkradio.com/JetNation With what Tom has become, I hate to say it but at one point he was my favorite poster to read on JI and on here. As he's become obsessed with this anti-Jets/anti-Rex mentality, we rarely see the insanely funny guy who once blessed us with his quick wit and sharp humor. We still see it from time to time, (like when Don Mattingly would line a double in to the gap later in his career) but on a day to day basis, we get that predictable pop-up to shortstop when we were hoping for so much more. Hopefully JN radio will help bring back the old Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 With what Tom has become, I hate to say it but at one point he was my favorite poster to read on JI and on here. As he's become obsessed with this anti-Jets/anti-Rex mentality, we rarely see the insanely funny guy who once blessed us with his quick wit and sharp humor. We still see it from time to time, (like when Don Mattingly would line a double in to the gap later in his career) but on a day to day basis, we get that predictable pop-up to shortstop when we were hoping for so much more. Hopefully JN radio will help bring back the old Tom. Warning track power! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 With what Tom has become, I hate to say it but at one point he was my favorite poster to read on JI and on here. As he's become obsessed with this anti-Jets/anti-Rex mentality, we rarely see the insanely funny guy who once blessed us with his quick wit and sharp humor. We still see it from time to time, (like when Don Mattingly would line a double in to the gap later in his career) but on a day to day basis, we get that predictable pop-up to shortstop when we were hoping for so much more. Hopefully JN radio will help bring back the old Tom. Love the Mattingly reference. I agree with your post actually. Tom has a lot to offer, I think he will be more well rounded on the radio show. That's what I am betting on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 With what Tom has become, I hate to say it but at one point he was my favorite poster to read on JI and on here. As he's become obsessed with this anti-Jets/anti-Rex mentality, we rarely see the insanely funny guy who once blessed us with his quick wit and sharp humor. We still see it from time to time, (like when Don Mattingly would line a double in to the gap later in his career) but on a day to day basis, we get that predictable pop-up to shortstop when we were hoping for so much more. Hopefully JN radio will help bring back the old Tom. This is all extremely fair, but in my defense, it was a lot more fun to clown an organization that wasn't actively aspiring to clown themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 This is all extremely fair, but in my defense, it was a lot more fun to clown an organization that wasn't actively aspiring to clown themselves. Herman Edwards, Terry Bradway, Paul Hackett... What was it you were saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Herman Edwards, Terry Bradway, Paul Hackett... What was it you were saying? He was talking about the Jets? I thought he was talking messageboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 He was talking about the Jets? I thought he was talking messageboards. Interesting how each sees what he will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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