SouthernJet Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Would you rather: Crap your white pants and have to present a 30 minute presentation with your back, and stain, to audience.. or Eat 10 live earthworms You decide................. Then after deciding, if you like, pose your own 'Would you Rather' queries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 gimme the worms spend a few hours in alaska with flip flops and shorts, or sahara dessert in a parka and boots ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 gimme the worms spend a few hours in alaska with flip flops and shorts, or sahara dessert in a parka and boots ? Sahara. It gets cool at night. Sleep with Rosie O'Donnell or Rossane Barr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 O,donnell -- Barr reminds me of an old gf -- it was bad man real bad Sleep with A 400 LB woman -- or have a beautiful one laugh at your penis and walk away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 O,donnell -- Barr reminds me of an old gf -- it was bad man real bad Sleep with A 400 LB woman -- or have a beautiful one laugh at your penis and walk away have a beautiful one laugh at my penis. (insert joke about how I'm so used to that already) Would you rather live in a world without pillows, or without condiments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 have a beautiful one laugh at my penis. (insert joke about how I'm so used to that already) Would you rather live in a world without pillows, or without condiments. You bastard ! You picked 2 objects I seemingly CAN'T do without. If I were pushed I guess I'd go with a world without pillows. Now if the Jets NFL team folded would you become a Cheaters Fan or Dolphag fan if those were the only 2 choices you had ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 You bastard ! You picked 2 objects I seemingly CAN'T do without. If I were pushed I guess I'd go with a world without pillows. Now if the Jets NFL team folded would you become a Cheaters Fan or Dolphag fan if those were the only 2 choices you had ? DolFags easy choice 4 me NO SEX or NO GOLF..oh my Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 DolFags easy choice 4 me NO SEX or NO GOLF..oh my Seriously? Would that be a tough choice for you? Ummm..no golf. I've gone 33 years without it so far. would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you having sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Seriously? Would that be a tough choice for you? Ummm..no golf. I've gone 33 years without it so far. would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you having sex? WOW........tough choice have them walk in on me...the other is a tough visual World without football or baseball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 WOW........tough choice have them walk in on me...the other is a tough visual World without football or baseball have you ever watched baseball on TV ? lol lose a front tooth permanently, with no replacement, or lose a big toe ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 have you ever watched baseball on TV ? lol lose a front tooth permanently, with no replacement, or lose a big toe ? Lose the toe. Have sex with Rosie O'Donnell or eat nothing but Rice Cakes for a year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Lose the toe. Have sex with Rosie O'Donnell or eat nothing but Rice Cakes for a year? Rice Cakes No eggs or No pancakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Rice Cakes No eggs or No pancakes No pancakes...need my egg whites Die from drowning, or die from fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 No pancakes...need my egg whites Die from drowning, or die from fire? you bastid that is a doozy drowning win the lottery or sex with your favorite pornstar for a year ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 you bastid that is a doozy drowning win the lottery or sex with your favorite pornstar for a year ? though you didnt say howmuch the lottery was for.. i would win the lottery. give up alcohol or give up sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 though you didnt say howmuch the lottery was for.. i would win the lottery. give up alcohol or give up sex? you've been watching the wrong porn since I only drink on football sundays and at weddings, alcohol give up italian food or chinese food ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Easy, Chinese Food. Would you rather be forced to wear a Tom Brady or Dan Marino jersey to a Pats or Dolphins vs Jets game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 you've been watching the wrong porn since I only drink on football sundays and at weddings, alcohol give up italian food or chinese food ? italian. give up pasta or chocolate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 italian. give up pasta or chocolate chocolate Candy Corn or Starbursts:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 chocolate Candy Corn or Starbursts:D Easy...give up Candy Corn....love my starburst Give up Bama or give up Jets?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Easy...give up Candy Corn....love my starburst Give up Bama or give up Jets?? Jets Fishing or Firefly;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Jets Fishing or Firefly;) I'd give up fishing....gotta have my booze Vermont Maple Syrup, or New York Pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I'd give up fishing....gotta have my booze Vermont Maple Syrup, or New York Pizza Syrup Blondes or Brunettes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Brunettes Fist a goat or eat a pound of human poop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Syrup Blondes or Brunettes Tough call, I'd give up blondes actually. Redheads can still always provide a novelty-like change of pace. Would you rather be stuck watching Godfather III on repeat for a week non-stop; or spend an hour stuck on the GW bridge after having 3 cups of coffee and a bran muffin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Syrup Blondes or Brunettes That's a low blow I'd give up blonde snatch BJ's or Balls Deep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Tough call, I'd give up blondes actually. Redheads can still always provide a novelty-like change of pace. Would you rather be stuck watching Godfather III on repeat for a week non-stop; or spend an hour stuck on the GW bridge after having 3 cups of coffee and a bran muffin? I'd rather be stuck on the GW Bridge.....I'd open the drivers side door and stick my ass out there and dump away Montezuma's revenge on a flight back from Mexico, or a bout of crabs pulled off some random truck stop sh1tter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I'd rather be stuck on the GW Bridge.....I'd open the drivers side door and stick my ass out there and dump away Montezuma's revenge on a flight back from Mexico, or a bout of crabs pulled off some random truck stop sh1tter take the crabs be castrated or live life as a tranny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 take the crabs be castrated or live life as a tranny Castrated. Would you rather be forced to wear a Tom Brady or Dan Marino jersey to a Pats or Dolphins vs Jets game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Castrated. Would you rather be forced to wear a Tom Brady or Dan Marino jersey to a Pats or Dolphins vs Jets game? death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Castrated. Would you rather be forced to wear a Tom Brady or Dan Marino jersey to a Pats or Dolphins vs Jets game? I'd wear the Tom Brady Jersey Kiss Belichicks rings (while on his hand - bowing down) or make out with David Ortiz for ten minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I'd wear the Tom Brady Jersey Kiss Belichicks rings (while on his hand - bowing down) or make out with David Ortiz for ten minutes. Kiss his rings. I've already worn both of Kenny Walter's 2001 and 2003 super bowl rings! Good times! Would you rather be a live in butler the rest of your life or struggle to keep your own business afloat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I'd wear the Tom Brady Jersey Kiss Belichicks rings (while on his hand - bowing down) or make out with David Ortiz for ten minutes. You never said anything about his hand being connected to his body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 DolFags easy choice 4 me NO SEX or NO GOLF..oh my afo, really????? sorry pal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 Kiss his rings. I've already worn both of Kenny Walter's 2001 and 2003 super bowl rings! Good times! Would you rather be a live in butler the rest of your life or struggle to keep your own business afloat. i guess butler as long as i get nights and weekend off.. pain from having to take a wicked piss or pain from a near exploding crap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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