slowmoe57 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Piss -- been there to many times and a yellow stain ay be easier to hide Rather be shot in the head or the heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Piss -- been there to many times and a yellow stain ay be easier to hide Rather be shot in the head or the heart. Head , it's quicker. Along those lines ... live for years as your families favorite vegetable or have someone pull the plug quickly ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Pull the plug in prison -- spend 20 years in solitary confinment or be someones bitch once a week for 20 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 afo, really????? sorry pal you picked no sex;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Pull the plug in prison -- spend 20 years in solitary confinment or be someones bitch once a week for 20 years. Solitary . Get in a fight and lose EVERY tooth in your mouth or go blind in one eye ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Pull the plug in prison -- spend 20 years in solitary confinment or be someones bitch once a week for 20 years. I'll take my chance on who ****s who lose your junk in a machinery accident or your eyesight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 you picked no sex;) Me?, Never!!!!!!!!! Have to have the sex....The hell with Golf!! I was sad you had to think about it.. I can take up a collection and get u a hooker if u need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I'll take my chance on who ****s who lose your junk in a machinery accident or your eyesight lose my junk. i have an old stepmaster in my basement and an old bureau that i want to get rid of .. and if they fall into a machine, that is fine with me. meet your favoite Jets player or meet your favorite actress ( actor) ( not touching.. for either of them ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Me?, Never!!!!!!!!! Have to have the sex....The hell with Golf!! I was sad you had to think about it.. I can take up a collection and get u a hooker if u need you are not a golf addict..so easy choice for you Here's one for you Sex or just Bread and water for next 10 years;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 lose my junk. i have an old stepmaster in my basement and an old bureau that i want to get rid of .. and if they fall into a machine, that is fine with me. meet your favoite Jets player or meet your favorite actress ( actor) ( not touching.. for either of them ) If no touching, fav Jet, Joe Willie. Ok, even if there is touching. Fist a goiat or eat a pound of human poop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 If no touching, fav Jet, Joe Willie. Ok, even if there is touching. Fist a goiat or eat a pound of human poop? Fist the goat, hopefully it appreciate it and cut my lawn for the next ten years Lose your taster buds or eat frozen dinners for the rest of your life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyJET2280 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Would you rather: Crap your white pants and have to present a 30 minute presentation with your back, and stain, to audience.. or Eat 10 live earthworms You decide................. Then after deciding, if you like, pose your own 'Would you Rather' queries? Eat 10 live earthworms..... Would you rather skydive or bungy jump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Eat 10 live earthworms..... Would you rather skydive or bungy jump? Bungy. Because you have to have some dude on your back during a skydive since I have never done it before...and thats just creepy. Maybe I'd do it if there was a chick, but I dont know too many chick skydiving instructors. Walk on nails or hot coals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Fist the goat, hopefully it appreciate it and cut my lawn for the next ten years Lose your taster buds or eat frozen dinners for the rest of your life? Tough one....but those frozen dinners have come a long way Have your jaw wired shut, and you can only have liquids for a year, or you have to eat McDonalds 3 times a day for a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Liquid -- Fart in a crowded room or make a remark so stupid everyone thinks your the worlds biggest idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Liquid -- Fart in a crowded room or make a remark so stupid everyone thinks your the worlds biggest idiot. Let 'er rip Swim with sharks or skydive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Let 'er rip Swim with sharks or skydive Take the dive Broccoli or asparagas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 Take the dive Broccoli or asparagas Brocolli,,I dont like the way my piss smells with asparagus.. crab in ocean bite your weener or c ockroach crawl up your ass for a minute or so? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Brocolli,,I dont like the way my piss smells with asparagus.. crab in ocean bite your weener or c ockroach crawl up your ass for a minute or so? Crab bite to the weener....plenty to go around. Shotgun blast to the head or shotgun blast to the heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barmacral Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 To the head, no way I'll be feeling pain. Give up television or the Internet for the rest of your life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 To the head, no way I'll be feeling pain. Give up television or the Internet for the rest of your life? TV, I'll just watch it on my computer Have sex with the hottest chick you've seen or win 50,000 dollars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 TV, I'll just watch it on my computer Have sex with the hottest chick you've seen or win 50,000 dollars? 50K cause I already had sex with hottest chick I ever saw..My wife Jets win superbowl this year , or you win 100K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 TV, I'll just watch it on my computer Have sex with the hottest chick you've seen or win 50,000 dollars? 50K They're all the same Sex with the hottest chick ever, or sex with mediocre twins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 50K cause I already had sex with hottest chick I ever saw..My wife Jets win superbowl this year , or you win 100K Superbowl....easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 50K They're all the same Sex with the hottest chick ever, or sex with mediocre twins coors light twins? Potato or potatoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barmacral Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 50K They're all the same Sex with the hottest chick ever, or sex with mediocre twins Hottest chick ever. Become a Vegan, or a Cannibal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Press the button for a nuclear invasion.....or a piston in your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Hottest chick ever. Become a Vegan, or a Cannibal. That aint fair, both suck Twinkie or Zinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Press the button for a nuclear invasion.....or a piston in your mouth Pistol - I'd rather off myself than thousands, or millions, of people. Live as a slave or be in prison for the rest of your life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Pistol - I'd rather off myself than thousands, or millions, of people. Live as a slave or be in prison for the rest of your life Prison, those jagoffs have rights:confused0006: Killed when skydiving or plane crash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Prison, those jagoffs have rights:confused0006: Killed when skydiving or plane crash Skydiving...at least you are in contol A sword to the heart, or a bullet to the heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Skydiving...at least you are in contol A sword to the heart, or a bullet to the heart Bullet, my heart is about the size of a country ham, I like tis chances Be Joe Namath during SBIII or have Bill Gates bank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Bullet, my heart is about the size of a country ham, I like tis chances Be Joe Namath during SBIII or have Bill Gates bank Namath He had all the perks, and was king of NY for awhile Larry Bird or Magic Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Namath He had all the perks, and was king of NY for awhile Larry Bird or Magic Johnson Bird, though I hear Johnson is down to only half an AID right now. Find the cure for AIDS or live as Brad Pitt for a week? (you selfish bastard) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Find the cure for aids Then you could have all the cured AIDS sluts you could handle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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