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I dated a guy for two months, but I had to break up with him......

I found out he was gay...

Hey! I know that dude! He's got really supple thighs and his nipples perk up after espresso, right? Yeah, I realized he was gay too. He was way too good a kisser to be straight. What a fag! If I wasn't off to chop wood and strangle a deer right now, I'd call him and let him know what sissy he was. In fact, I think I will call that little pansy. Do you still have his number?

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Hey! I know that dude! He's got really supple thighs and his nipples perk up after espresso, right? Yeah, I realized he was gay too. He was way too good a kisser to be straight. What a fag! If I wasn't off to chop wood and strangle a deer right now, I'd call him and let him know what sissy he was. In fact, I think I will call that little pansy. Do you still have his number?

That was funny =D>

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