Ron Mexico Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 You didn't think the Jets could play Atlanta on MNF and I not show up did you???? I'm back and bigger and badder then ever. I've spread the forces of Ron Mexico all over and after a brief vacation, I've decided to pop back up and say hello. Here's my line for Monday's game. Vick With Flareup - Jets lose 20-10 Vick Without Flareup - Jets lose 34-14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 viva Ron Mexico! arriba!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Yay! Viva Ron Mexico! \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Mexico Posted October 20, 2005 Author Share Posted October 20, 2005 I will do my best to show up and slow Vick down for you on Monday. But I must tell you, with his mainlining of the Valtrex it will be a tough order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I was wondering where you were, man. Tell me, is there a cure for Hermpes Edwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Mexico Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 I was wondering where you were, man. Tell me, is there a cure for Hermpes Edwards? Herman Edwards makes Herpes look like a runny nose. That guy has the staying power of the Bubonic Plague. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I hope for the sake of the Jets defenders that Ronnie doesn't have any breakouts, breakthroughs, outbreaks, penetrations, or any open holes through the skin of the Falcons protective cordon. Keep taking the meds, Ronnie! Without chemicals, life itself, even with easy stripper chicks shockingly demanding protection in Atlanta, would be impossible,even for diseased QBs. Atlanta-the QB has a STD but no originality in his aliases; half the NBA has kids here with a Gold Club stripper or 3 with the paternity suits to prove it; we let Ray Lewis get away with murder; Bobby Brown and Whitney live here; and our filfthy strippers will fly in for your party-if the price is right.What a town! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff_Man Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 You didn't think the Jets could play Atlanta on MNF and I not show up did you???? I'm back and bigger and badder then ever. I've spread the forces of Ron Mexico all over and after a brief vacation, I've decided to pop back up and say hello. Here's my line for Monday's game. Vick With Flareup - Jets lose 20-10 Vick Without Flareup - Jets lose 34-14 C'mon, man...that joke is older than Bea Arthur's nut sac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 C'mon, man...that joke is older than Bea Arthur's nut sac. Whose fault is that? If Mikey wasn't giving new meaning to the term "dirty bird", folks wouldn't keep harping on it. Hell, around here people still call out Bill Bellyache for stealing poor Leon Hess' money. There's no statute of limitations round these parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Dude! Save the season for us - it's looking bleak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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