T0mShane Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I realize that my obsessive disgust toward Mike Tannenbaum can be both monotonous and annoying (but, with merit.) To that end, I offer the FOLLOWING WAGER to my friends at JetNation: If the Jets win the Super Bowl this season, I will get the words "I Heart Mike Tannenbaum" tattooed on my chest in a font no smaller than 3/4" lettering during the week following the Super Bowl. BUT ONLY IF... Twenty of you people promise to donate $20 per person to pediatrics AIDS research, the American Cancer Society, St. Jude's Children's Hospital or the Red Cross the day following the Super Bowl if the Jets don't win the Super Bowl. So, the bet is Jets win, I get tattooed. The Jets don't win, 20 of you donate twenty bucks to a great cause. Who's in? 1) Klecko73isGod 2) Sperm Edwards 3) CTM 4) Green DNA 5) Slats 6) Kleckineau 7) Max 8) AVM 9) Larz 10) SMC 11) JetsFanInDenver 12) Jetsfan80 13) Mistalava 14) TheSage 15) NJ 16) Bitonti 17) Irish Jet 18) Boozer76 19) The Brooklyn Jet 20) LatinLawyer 21) Jetlag 22) JiF 23) BergenJet 24) NIGHT STALKER 25) war ensemble 26) brettw4rd 27) EY 28) doggin94it 29) Garb 30) Iceman88 31) Greeniemeanie 32) gg 33) 4H Crew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 T0m, this has to be a perpetual bet, not just for this season. It has to be at anytime in Tannenbaum's tenure that the Jets win the SB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I heared he already has "I Heart Mike Tannenbaum" tattooed on his chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 And how do we know that you have not got those words tattooed permanently on your chest already ? And criticize Tanny over here to compensate for that tattoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I heared he already has "I Heart Mike Tannenbaum" tattooed on his chest. Not on his chest. He put it someplace where there's little danger of anyone seeing it. Also it's considerably smaller than 3/4" lettering.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I heared he already has "I Heart Mike Tannenbaum" tattooed on his chest. You beat me to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Not on his chest. He put it someplace where there's little danger of anyone seeing it. Also it's considerably smaller than 3/4" lettering.. Poor kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 You beat me to it! I'm good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I'm good. Sometimes you get lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I am so in. And your obsessive hatred of Tannenbaum is completely without merit. My one condition is that the word "heart" must be written out and not appear as a heart-shape. I insist on this simply because its funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Sometimes you get lucky. Even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I am so in. And your obsessive hatred of Tannenbaum is completely without merit. My one condition is that the word "heart" must be written out and not appear as a heart-shape. I insist on this simply because its funnier. And it has to spell out his name as Michael D. Tannenbaum. I TOM SHANE HEART MICHAEL D. TANNENBAUM. Oh yeah. I'm in also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I'm in.. and if you'll accept it... i'll cover however many it takes to get to $400 in donations assuming you don't get 20.. 1) Klack 2) Sperm 3) CTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Does he agree to this? I TOM SHANE HEART MICHAEL D. TANNENBAUM. And is it perpetual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoicsentry Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 What is there to dislike about Mike T??? He drafts well, and brings in big time players. He's rarely made a bad pick. With the exception of 98, the team is more relevant than it's ever been in my life. We just came off a big playoff run. Unless they implode due to the character issues (which are, IMO, overblown), then what is there not to like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I don't know why a Jets fan makes a bet where he loses if the Jets win the superbowl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I don't know why a Jets fan makes a bet where he loses if the Jets win the superbowl... Don't you understand? If Tom Shane loses, we all win - in more ways than one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 T0m, this has to be a perpetual bet, not just for this season. It has to be at anytime in Tannenbaum's tenure that the Jets win the SB. I thought about that, my friend, but I'd like the payoff to happen at the end of this year one way or another. I promise we'll make another similar bet next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 Don't you understand? If Tom Shane loses, we all win - in more ways than one. EXACTLY! Believe me, no one is praying harder for me to be in that tattoo parlor getting humiliated more than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 I'm in.. and if you'll accept it... i'll cover however many it takes to get to $400 in donations assuming you don't get 20.. 1) Klack 2) Sperm 3) CTM That's awesome of you, Chan, but I think by the end of the season we'll have at least 20 people rooting for my epic fail. I'm hoping we get 40. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 And it has to spell out his name as Michael D. Tannenbaum. I TOM SHANE HEART MICHAEL D. TANNENBAUM. Oh yeah. I'm in also. LOL! I have a puny chest, mostly made up of bitch-teet and mammary-ish gland formation. I insist that it reads "I Heart Mike Tannenbaum." GO JETS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 OK, I'm in. I'll make the donation win or lose, but I want to see that effin' tattoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I'm in.. and if you'll accept it... i'll cover however many it takes to get to $400 in donations assuming you don't get 20.. 1) Klack 2) Sperm 3) CTM CTM the poster that cares. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I'm in, but rather than tattooing I heart Tannenbaum, I'd prefer you just tattoo The Star of David on your chest!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 I'm in, but rather than tattooing I heart Tannenbaum, I'd prefer you just tattoo The Star of David on your chest!!! David Carr, SUPERSTAR!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 EXACTLY! Believe me, no one is praying harder for me to be in that tattoo parlor getting humiliated more than me. Hmmm... Tom Shane praying to be humiliated. How odd. I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 How could anyone say no to this! Put Kleckineau down. Im in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 CTM the poster that cares. LOL Cancer is as gay as your boyfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I realize that my obsessive disgust toward Mike Tannenbaum can be both monotonous and annoying (but, with merit.) To that end, I offer the FOLLOWING WAGER to my friends at JetNation: If the Jets win the Super Bowl this season, I will get the words "I Heart Mike Tannenbaum" tattooed on my chest in a font no smaller than 3/4" lettering during the week following the Super Bowl. BUT ONLY IF... Twenty of you people promise to donate $20 per person to pediatrics AIDS research, the American Cancer Society or the Red Cross the day following the Super Bowl if the Jets don't win the Super Bowl. So, the bet is Jets win, I get tattooed. The Jets don't win, 20 of you donate twenty bucks to a great cause. Who's in? Tom: If the Jets win the Super Bowl and you get the words "I Heart Mike Tannenbaum" tattooed on your chest in a font no smaller than 3/4" lettering during the week following the Super Bowl. JetNation will donate $500 to the charity of your choice. In your name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Oh and if the Jets lose and you don't get the tattoo you can put me down for the $20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I realize that my obsessive disgust toward Mike Tannenbaum can be both monotonous and annoying (but, with merit.) To that end, I offer the FOLLOWING WAGER to my friends at JetNation: If the Jets win the Super Bowl this season, I will get the words "I Heart Mike Tannenbaum" tattooed on my chest in a font no smaller than 3/4" lettering during the week following the Super Bowl. BUT ONLY IF... Twenty of you people promise to donate $20 per person to pediatrics AIDS research, the American Cancer Society or the Red Cross the day following the Super Bowl if the Jets don't win the Super Bowl. So, the bet is Jets win, I get tattooed. The Jets don't win, 20 of you donate twenty bucks to a great cause. Who's in? Question -- would get pool everything together to have one lump sum to donate? Either way, just an awesome idea and it's win-win -- you're the man. Max you're the man too for the $500 offer. Count me as in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I'm in and can we get a video of it for our viewing pleasure ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Crusher Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Cancer is as gay as your boyfriend Noodle dancing is as awesome as your brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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