CTM Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Much appreciated Tom! It's a charity that's very important to me. I'll even do you one better since I so LOVE this bet-If you lose, upon completion of you getting your tattoo I will still make my $200 donation. Me to.. 200 from me for cancer research Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I recommend a body part that has no clever homonyms. (which rules out chest) Haha, that would have been ******* genius if that was his idea. lol No funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 How hairy is TomShane's chest? I need to know before jumping in, as it would not seem worthwhile if the tattoo is covered by a thick man-sweater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 How hairy is TomShane's chest? I need to know before jumping in, as it would not seem worthwhile if the tattoo is covered by a thick man-sweater. Good point. We have to make sure ALL loopholes are closed for Tom. Someone google image Matthew Modine, that will give us an idea of what kind of chesthair we can expect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 How hairy is TomShane's chest? I need to know before jumping in, as it would not seem worthwhile if the tattoo is covered by a thick man-sweater. There's no way Tom has a hair on his chest. None. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 25, 2010 Author Share Posted September 25, 2010 I realize that my obsessive disgust toward Mike Tannenbaum can be both monotonous and annoying (but, with merit.) To that end, I offer the FOLLOWING WAGER to my friends at JetNation: If the Jets win the Super Bowl this season, I will get the words "I Heart Mike Tannenbaum" tattooed on my chest in a font no smaller than 3/4" lettering during the week following the Super Bowl. BUT ONLY IF... Twenty of you people promise to donate $20 per person to pediatrics AIDS research, the American Cancer Society or the Red Cross or St. Jude's Children's Hospital the day following the Super Bowl if the Jets don't win the Super Bowl. So, the bet is Jets win, I get tattooed. The Jets don't win, 20 of you donate twenty bucks to a great cause. Who's in? Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 25, 2010 Author Share Posted September 25, 2010 Much appreciated Tom! It's a charity that's very important to me. I'll even do you one better since I so LOVE this bet-If you lose, upon completion of you getting your tattoo I will still make my $200 donation. That's tremendous, my friend. I can't WAIT to lose this bet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Still need a 20th person! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 25, 2010 Author Share Posted September 25, 2010 There's no way Tom has a hair on his chest. None. Although I am often mistaken for an Abercrombie and Fitch model, there is, in fact, hair on my chest. For reference, it compares with Tom Selleck's chest hair circa his Magnum P.I. days. And, I might add, I lead a similar lifestyle to Mr. Magnum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Although I am often mistaken for an Abercrombie and Fitch model This can't be true. Your name isn't Chad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 25, 2010 Author Share Posted September 25, 2010 This can't be true. Your name isn't Chad. I compensate by throwing a mean seam pass for six yards that travels at seven MPH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinlawyer Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 I am in for 20 as well . I want to be there to record Tom crying as the tattoo artist spells out tannenbaum! LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 And we have reached our minimum of 20! (NOTE: There's no maximum!) 1) Klecko73isGod 2) Sperm Edwards 3) CTM 4) Green DNA 5) Slats 6) Kleckineau 7) Max 8) AVM 9) Larz 10) SMC 11) JetsFanInDenver 12) Jetsfan80 13) Mistalava 14) TheSage 15) NJ 16) Bitonti 17) Irish Jet 18) Boozer76 19) The Brooklyn Jet 20) LatinLawyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 I am in. Count me in for 5 entries. They will get the donation regardless of the bet outcome though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 25, 2010 Author Share Posted September 25, 2010 AWESOME!!!!! It's ON!!!! Thanks to everyone for stepping up! Like Klecko said, this is a bet where everybody wins! If I "lose" there will be many, many pictures of my suffering and, perhaps, audio of my weeping. I'm going to try and get Max to come with me to the tattoo parlor because I know he's squeamish and will puke and cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 AWESOME!!!!! It's ON!!!! Thanks to everyone for stepping up! Like Klecko said, this is a bet where everybody wins! If I "lose" there will be many, many pictures of my suffering and, perhaps, audio of my weeping. I'm going to try and get Max to come with me to the tattoo parlor because I know he's squeamish and will puke and cry. Just look at the bright side. You'll have a nice conversation-starter if you ever run into Mike Tannenbaum at a Jets event. A conversation which, after 5 minutes, would inevitably result in you being thrown out by security and given a restraining order. Fun times for all involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 26, 2010 Author Share Posted September 26, 2010 A conversation which, after 5 minutes, would inevitably result in you being thrown out by security and given a restraining order. Fun times for all involved. I'm pretty sure that's how any meeting between me and Tanny would go anyway, brother-man. Lol Btw, do I really have to start a "Bench Sanchez?" poll thread? I'll get banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I'm pretty sure that's how any meeting between me and Tanny would go anyway, brother-man. Lol Btw, do I really have to start a "Bench Sanchez?" poll thread? I'll get banned. YES!!!! Why haven't you done it already dammit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Cancer is as gay as your boyfriend Shut your damn mouth. I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Like Max to a mod, "I'm in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 By the way, I have not taken the time to really consider the thread title until now. Did Tom gain weight? It disturbs me that he went from scrawny-a$$ Matthew Modine to fat enough to lick his own t!ts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 28, 2010 Author Share Posted September 28, 2010 By the way, I have not taken the time to really consider the thread title until now. Did Tom gain weight? It disturbs me that he went from scrawny-a$$ Matthew Modine to fat enough to lick his own t!ts. Or, my tongue is JUST THAT LONG!* *(No it's not) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Tom, if that were the case, you'd be spending a lot less time here and a lot more time sucking your own d***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I'm still waiting for an "I HEART VERDE" tattoo on your a$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I'm still waiting for an "I HEART VERDE" tattoo on your a$$. First we have to find him a man named Verde, they rest will be easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 First we have to find him a man named Verde, they rest will be easy. True true! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 DUDES. I'm looking to up the ante. The tattoo bet is set in stone, but I am looking to wager something even more IF we get to 40 bettors. Any suggestions on what I should lay on the line in addition to the tattoo? Post your suggestions here, hot rods! Also, Thanks to everyone who is participating so far. I don't think it's any coincidence that the Jets have looked like a Super Bowl contender since we laid this bet down. Lovin' you people. 1) Klecko73isGod 2) Sperm Edwards 3) CTM 4) Green DNA 5) Slats 6) Kleckineau 7) Max 8) AVM 9) Larz 10) SMC 11) JetsFanInDenver 12) Jetsfan80 13) Mistalava 14) TheSage 15) NJ 16) Bitonti 17) Irish Jet 18) Boozer76 19) The Brooklyn Jet 20) LatinLawyer 21) Jetlag 22) JiF 23) BergenJet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 I'm still waiting for an "I HEART VERDE" tattoo on your a$$. Perhaps we can make a side bet for that one, eh? winkwinkwinkwinkwink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 DUDES. I'm looking to up the ante. The tattoo bet is set in stone, but I am looking to wager something even more IF we get to 40 bettors. Any suggestions on what I should lay on the line in addition to the tattoo? Post your suggestions here, hot rods! How about a consolation tat, if we do as good or better than last year, but don't actually win it all. Show some balls here, remember your were supposedly born in Brooklyn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 How about a consolation tat, if we do as good or better than last year, but don't actually win it all. Show some balls here, remember your were supposedly born in Brooklyn! Define "good or better than last year." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 DUDES. I'm looking to up the ante. The tattoo bet is set in stone, but I am looking to wager something even more IF we get to 40 bettors. Any suggestions on what I should lay on the line in addition to the tattoo? Post your suggestions here, hot rods! Two words: Breast implants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Two words: Breast implants. This is for charity, not to fulfill your personal fetishes.. How about just lower the barrier if we get to 40.. Get the tatoo if we win the division Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Define "good or better than last year." As good or better than last year, so lets say record wise, 9-7 or better, and playoff wise AFCCG or better. Now since this would be a consolation tat, I say you go with initials and you can put it in a more discrete place of your choice. So it would be I <3 Mr. T, and you could hide it, instead of displaying it proudly on your chest. Deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Oh, what the hell. I'm in this ******* insane thing too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 As good or better than last year, so lets say record wise, 9-7 or better, and playoff wise AFCCG or better. Now since this would be a consolation tat, I say you go with initials and you can put it in a more discrete place of your choice. So it would be I <3 Mr. T, and you could hide it, instead of displaying it proudly on your chest. Deal? Well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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