Women Thread...Merged

[Pecos Bill]

not bad, Chico

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[SenorGato]

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[sirlancemehlot]

why do I not enjoy the fake boobs? I'd rather see small real boobs than giant fakes. Am I gay? And if so...can someone post a picture of a penis? I just need to make sure.

[Aten]

why do I not enjoy the fake boobs? I'd rather see small real boobs than giant fakes. Am I gay? And if so...can someone post a picture of a penis? I just need to make sure.

[The Crusher]

why do I not enjoy the fake boobs? I'd rather see small real boobs than giant fakes. Am I gay? And if so...can someone post a picture of a penis? I just need to make sure.

You don't enjoy fake boobs because their "fake" and the word fake is charged to mean "substandard(ie. not as good as the original)". So stop referring to them as "fake" and start referring to them as "enhanced" and you will love them.

Small boobs in the C-plus category with perky sporty nipples are my favorite as well. Tight T-shirt, good posture and a slightly chilly day makes for a visual experience that can only end well.

Are you Gay? Umm.. not sure. but your screen name is "Sir-lance-me-alot" so your either gay or a guy who go's to the Dr becuase of frequent outbreaks of boils. So your probably better off gay.

If your Gay Im sure you have plenty pictures of penis around and Im sure if you Google penis you will see a few. Or you can just look down.

Are you sure yet?

[JustInFudge]

You don't enjoy fake boobs because their "fake" and the word fake is charged to mean "substandard(ie. not as good as the original)". So stop referring to them as "fake" and start referring to them as "enhanced" and you will love them.

Small boobs in the C-plus category with perky sporty nipples are my favorite as well. Tight T-shirt, good posture and a slightly chilly day makes for a visual experience that can only end well.

Are you Gay? Umm.. not sure. but your screen name is "Sir-lance-me-alot" so your either gay or a guy who go's to the Dr becuase of frequent outbreaks of boils. So your probably better off gay.

If your Gay Im sure you have plenty pictures of penis around and Im sure if you Google penis you will see a few. Or you can just look down.

Are you sure yet?

Dropping knowledge like Galileo dropped the orange.

Dude just knows, thats why his name is Dr. Crushlove. Guy is on point. You cant get this advice/knowledge for free any where else. Respect it, live it, love it...it will set you free.

And I love enhanced boobs. Unless you have an unreal set of naturals, there are way to many natural things that cause for unfun boobs...sagging, stretch marks, etc. Enhanced stay set in perfect form forever. Nothing like a little petite hottie with a nice set off press on boobs.

[The Crusher]

Dropping knowledge like Galileo dropped the orange.

Dude just knows, thats why his name is Dr. Crushlove. Guy is on point. You cant get this advice/knowledge for free any where else. Respect it, live it, love it...it will set you free.

And I love enhanced boobs. Unless you have an unreal set of naturals, there are way to many natural things that cause for unfun boobs...sagging, stretch marks, etc. Enhanced stay set in perfect form forever. Nothing like a little petite hottie with a nice set off press on boobs.

OK, but do you like it when they stay within a reasonable size to frame ratio or do you like it when they over do it a bit, or approach sideshow quality.

[THE ILK]

I was going to post this last night, and decided not to, I guess it was meant to be.

Well played.

[JustInFudge]

OK, but do you like it when they stay within a reasonable size to frame ratio or do you like it when they over do it a bit, or approach sideshow quality.

Yes. In fact, the girl I've been hanging with recently is 5'1-5'2 and has D size press on's. Its a bit obnoxious when she has her clothes on and shows them off, but I really enjoy them when I get one on one time. They dont look too obnoxious when they are set free. However, its not my preference.

My ex-gf that I was with forever was 5'4 and got a small C while we were dating...those were perfect in terms of frame ratio, but the job wasnt spectacular...her nips never healed properly and never looked the same. Still fun, but honestly, she didnt need them. She was a small B but it was just enough for enjoyment purposes but she said her wardrobe was limited because of her lack of bust.

[CTM]

Yes. In fact, the girl I've been hanging with recently is 5'1-5'2 and has D size press on's. Its a bit obnoxious when she has her clothes on and shows them off, but I really enjoy them when I get one on one time. They dont look too obnoxious when they are set free. However, its not my preference.

My ex-gf that I was with forever was 5'4 and got a small C while we were dating...those were perfect in terms of frame ratio, but the job wasnt spectacular...her nips never healed properly and never looked the same. Still fun, but honestly, she didnt need them. She was a small B but it was just enough for enjoyment purposes but she said her wardrobe was limited because of her lack of bust.

I don't understand how anyone who enjoys boobs can enjoy fake ones...

in your case, i believe I've answered my own question however..

[Vicious89x]

Yes. In fact, the girl I've been hanging with recently is 5'1-5'2 and has D size press on's. Its a bit obnoxious when she has her clothes on and shows them off, but I really enjoy them when I get one on one time. They dont look too obnoxious when they are set free. However, its not my preference.

My ex-gf that I was with forever was 5'4 and got a small C while we were dating...those were perfect in terms of frame ratio, but the job wasnt spectacular...her nips never healed properly and never looked the same. Still fun, but honestly, she didnt need them. She was a small B but it was just enough for enjoyment purposes but she said her wardrobe was limited because of her lack of bust.

Was this the halvsie? Cause that's what my wife complains about. I'm a fan of women and am more than perfectly happy with her natural tata's. But C is the biggest I'd want her if she got a job.

[The Crusher]

Yes. In fact, the girl I've been hanging with recently is 5'1-5'2 and has D size press on's. Its a bit obnoxious when she has her clothes on and shows them off, but I really enjoy them when I get one on one time. They dont look too obnoxious when they are set free. However, its not my preference.

My ex-gf that I was with forever was 5'4 and got a small C while we were dating...those were perfect in terms of frame ratio, but the job wasnt spectacular...her nips never healed properly and never looked the same. Still fun, but honestly, she didnt need them. She was a small B but it was just enough for enjoyment purposes but she said her wardrobe was limited because of her lack of bust.

Bottom line... If you gonna get your titties done save your money and get them done by the best Doc you can afford. I got my ex a pair and it worked out so well she had a couple affairs. Now thats craftmanship right their.

[CTM]

Bottom line... If you gonna get your titties done save your money and get them done by the best Doc you can afford. I got my ex a pair and it worked out so well she had a couple affairs. Now thats craftmanship right their.

make them do silicon as well..they atleast feel almost normal.

[JustInFudge]

I don't understand how anyone who enjoys boobs can enjoy fake ones...

in your case, i believe I've answered my own question however..

You need to change your thought process like Crushlove says...they are enhancements. Honestly, I love natural boobs, but big ones, get all over the place.

My ideal set is someone with a natural set of full B or C range because I've just seen a mess with big ones. Especially as I get older. The last chick I was with before this new one, had big naturals...I was so happy to see them. Once I got the chance, it was utterly disappointing. You could literally squeeze through them to the point where you could feel your fingers pressing through. It was kind of gross...and they just flopped all over the place when she mounted me...I gave her a couple of more goes, but had to kick it to the curb.

Yes, I'm shallow.

Was this the halvsie? Cause that's what my wife complains about. I'm a fan of women and am more than perfectly happy with her natural tata's. But C is the biggest I'd want her if she got a job.

Yep...it was the halvsie. I've seen your wife's pics and they have a similar build. Your wife looks a little taller...or maybe you are just short . But they would probably look great on her.

And I was with you. I was perfectly happy with her size...and she was too but hated that she couldnt wear certain outfits because she felt she looked like a teenager. That was literally her only motivation. Part of me thinks she just wanted to have me fund her spend-a-thon for new clothes after the surgery...but whatevs. They were fun in the bedroom.

[JustInFudge]

Bottom line... If you gonna get your titties done save your money and get them done by the best Doc you can afford. I got my ex a pair and it worked out so well she had a couple affairs. Now thats craftmanship right their.

For real. She got a bunch of money from scholarships that she didnt need after we graduated and she decided to spend them on boobs. I wanted to take a killer vacation...but no. Boobs it was.

She didnt have what I thought was enough to get them done well, but her friend went to this guy and got a really nice pair (I saw them) and they were in her price range...so she used him. Well, her friend had little more meat on her bones and didnt have to got through the extensive stretching of skin my girl did and they just didnt look right. Pointed in different directions, nipples were ruined for life, etc...but boy did she look good in her new outfits.

Bitch.

[CTM]

For real. She got a bunch of money from scholarships that she didnt need after we graduated and she decided to spend them on boobs. I wanted to take a killer vacation...but no. Boobs it was.

Really? That's pretty crappy that people can use scholarships for w/e they want

[slats]

... but she said her wardrobe was limited because of her lack of bust.

My daughter has more up top than any father wants to see his daughter have, and she has the opposite complaint - that there's no clothes for her.

I don't tell her that I prefer smaller ones, too. Her mom is well-endowed in that area, but they were hanging at her waist by the time we got divorced. A nice B cup is a hand (or mouth) full, and stays prettier as they get into their 40's. The girl I'm supposedly seeing now has small B's (if that), but they're round and perky.

[THE ILK]

Boobs are like pringles, you can't have just one.

I know they come in pairs, but what I mean is when you're with a chick with real big ones, after a while you find yourself checking out and craving smaller ones.

When you are with a chick with smaller ones, you find yourself attracted to and wanting bigger ones.

At least that's how it is with me, I guess I need to find the perfect pair, somewhere in the middle.

[SenorGato]

You guys get laid?

Damn...my self esteem just dropped further. I don't even know how to to talk to girls.

[THE ILK]

You guys get laid?

Damn...my self esteem just dropped further. I don't even know how to to talk to girls.

Try not bringing up Schottenheimer, and other player on coach conversations.

[Vicious89x]

You need to change your thought process like Crushlove says...they are enhancements. Honestly, I love natural boobs, but big ones, get all over the place.

My ideal set is someone with a natural set of full B or C range because I've just seen a mess with big ones. Especially as I get older. The last chick I was with before this new one, had big naturals...I was so happy to see them. Once I got the chance, it was utterly disappointing. You could literally squeeze through them to the point where you could feel your fingers pressing through. It was kind of gross...and they just flopped all over the place when she mounted me...I gave her a couple of more goes, but had to kick it to the curb.

Yes, I'm shallow.

Yep...it was the halvsie. I've seen your wife's pics and they have a similar build. Your wife looks a little taller...or maybe you are just short . But they would probably look great on her.

And I was with you. I was perfectly happy with her size...and she was too but hated that she couldnt wear certain outfits because she felt she looked like a teenager. That was literally her only motivation. Part of me thinks she just wanted to have me fund her spend-a-thon for new clothes after the surgery...but whatevs. They were fun in the bedroom.

I AM NOT SHORT. I AM JUST VERTICALLY CHALLENGED.

Yea, I'm short, 5'7 whatever. Wife is 5'4 but she had heels on for the wedding obviously. And I actually feel you on the big boob thing. My X was 5'1 and like 115 and 10 of those lbs were her huge D cups. They look great when reeled in by bra's/clothing but when in the bedroom they aren't as appetizing. Like I said, I can appreciate all forms and enjoy the LOOK of them in clothing but it was just way too much. And she was psychotic so whatever.

Chicks are self conscious. Plus my wife is more obsessed with the boob thing now after she got pregnant and they got bigger. They were phenomenal C cups so now that's what she wants. Good times.

[SenorGato]

Try not bringing up Schottenheimer, and other player on coach conversations.

Yesterday I was like "eyo b*tch, you heard Justin Tuck said players win games AND players lose games" and the girl walked away.

I appealed to her want for a man because I greeted her authoritatively and mentioned football...I showed her how smart and deep I am by quoting a great philosopher...Wtf was I doing wrong?