Miss Lonelyhearts

1. Screenshot of breakyourownnews.com 2. Local eccentric plagiarizes silly app 3. Cites diminished ad revenue

oh now what

Facts are stubborn things but they got nothing on Jets fans.

I thought it was good up to the nostalgia drug stuff. This is where he loses me.

Wanting Sam Darnold in your mouth doesn't make him food.

People who are too invested in their feelings to look stuff up for themselves aren't generally going to be open to persuasion if you do it for them. I'd say lose the friend.

Big Darko fan, are you?

Imagine how angry these people are gonna be when they close out the season with three games in weather against top pass defenses and we actually start trolling Darnold.

2018 DVOA: -15.2% 2019 DVOA: -16.7%

Gonna be a tough road having to get past both Baltimore and Kansas City. Kind of disappointing that Roethlisberger is out because this AFC bracket looks like one for the ages.

Pros: doesn't drive drunk, probably Cons: bad at football TAKE MY MONEY

Lay wood. Jack. Knock poop loose. Sausage. This is entrapment.

rEaLlY oNlY aS gOoD aS hIs SiTuAtIon is code for bad. Why didn't we take those four high picks and go get a better situation instead? Was Teddy Bridgewater going to be Significantly Less Good Than His Situation?

I'm starting to feel like this isn't really about ad revenue.

Jets fans: everything is terrible except Sammy Also Jets fans: we need to establish the run