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Mentos

Member Since 11 Oct 2006
Offline Last Active Apr 22 2012 06:04 PM
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#2000738 I want a title

Posted by Mentos on 24 February 2012 - 10:34 PM

Chief Lord J Rocka
Wet Underpants Joe
Joey Wigwam
Joe Black a$$ Mama
Robert
Son of Jules Verne
The Ice Cream Eater
Official Hare Hair Stylist of Jet Nation


#1619355 Snake bursts after gobbling gator

Posted by Mentos on 03 July 2010 - 07:03 PM

This is years old.

Eric Mangini is a good young head coach. He should be with the Jets for a long time.


#1611953 If the games are blackout

Posted by Mentos on 20 June 2010 - 09:42 AM

My guess is that he'd root for whichever team was on TV.

the same team wouldn't be on TV every week

I took his post as being one where he would be upset with the Jets management for pricing tickets too high which led to the blackouts. If this is his deal, then he could root for any of the other 31 teams. It is not necessarily a TV issue.


#1611913 If I punched you in the face

Posted by Mentos on 20 June 2010 - 07:40 AM

what would happen?

Please be as descriptive as possible and the answer I like the best will be eligible for one free punch in the face from me.

depends upon what I had nearby

if had a shovel, would bash your skull with it

if had a spatula, would whack you in the ear with it

if had a lemon, would squirt it in your eye- probably the left one


#1600429 I need a new username...

Posted by Mentos on 02 June 2010 - 05:35 PM

If your name is Todd, it might as well be Scott. With that in mind here are some choices for you.

HotScott
ButtPlugScott
ManToMan Scott

Others to consider-
TheToucher
PoopyHead
JockItchJet
Bill
RainbowJet
SpiltMilk
KotiteIsTight


#1576928 Cimini At It Again

Posted by Mentos on 25 April 2010 - 01:38 PM

Anonymous Jet is a jerk. Why don't the Jets get rid of that turd already? He's been on the roster for years and doesn't do anything but cause trouble.


#1567454 2nd woman says assaulted by Steelers' QB

Posted by Mentos on 17 April 2010 - 08:22 PM

Idiot savant he ain't. He's just an idiot.

He allows himself to rape a girl every Saturday. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday.


#1562873 Santonio Holmes checking out the Jets' new locker rooms -

Posted by Mentos on 12 April 2010 - 05:20 PM

http://www.jetnation...=1&d=1271098419


Look! Holmes has a whitehead on his pecker.


#1560697 Taylor to the Jets is like Bird to the Lakers

Posted by Mentos on 09 April 2010 - 05:49 AM

I think it's more like Bernie Kosar to the Bengals.

I think it's more like Chad Pennington to the Dolphins.


#1550474 Mauer: 8 years - 184 miiiillllllliiiooonnnn dollars

Posted by Mentos on 22 March 2010 - 07:54 PM

Nice back pedaling. :rolleyes:

That you were not clear is not my problem, that is your problem jackass.

I did not backpedal one bit, you silly geek.


#1536702 The Book Thread

Posted by Mentos on 27 February 2010 - 09:40 PM

Alexander Solzhenitsyn

One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich is great. If anyone here has not yet read it, borrow the book from your local library. I highly recommend it.


#1533188 Hey, Tiger Woods!

Posted by Mentos on 21 February 2010 - 12:57 AM

I haven't liked this jerk off since he first jumped on the scene circa 1996. Always had arrogant douche written all over him.
Tiger Woods was always a jerk off and will always be a jerk off. If he had just jerked off while looking at porn instead of screwing hoes he wouldn't be in this predicament.


#1309268 Made a mistake

Posted by Mentos on 21 June 2009 - 11:33 PM

I know, I know, the temptation was too great. :face:

Kind of like farting in an elevator when you have gas.:character42:


#1289187 Word Association

Posted by Mentos on 30 May 2009 - 03:56 PM

...Carver

turkey


#1271635 Word Association

Posted by Mentos on 09 May 2009 - 04:35 PM

...servile

wool