Judge Wapner

Look Bob, I know we got off to a rough start this summer. but we are around the same age and have a lot in common. be my friend?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I've only been given jurisdiction over JM67 in the recent hearings. you will have to go to the supreme court (Max) for a jetsrule verdict. I'm sorry

The court will listen to the evidence against the stalking youngster from Long Island. But I must remind you, it could be much worse. we could have that poster SBIIICHAMPS over here. which would you prefer?

That's a great idea. make it so, please.

Jetman67, you're out of order. this is just another reason why we're having this case to begin with. you said earlier in this thread that you were not going to be a trouble maker. what happened?

Too late, you should have known he was a dumbass when you accepted being his defense attorney. did you think this was going to be easy? Bob the Jets Fan

Very well, with opening arguments completed I would like to start with the prosecution questioning the defendant. Mr. MurphKlecko73, you may begin grilling the defendant.

OK, I would like an opening statement from the prosecution first. and then a rebuttal from Bob the Jets Fan

OK, here are the jurors for the upcoming trial. Abobo InstantClassic Irish Jet Scott Dierking SoFlaJets #27TheDominator Green DNA joewilly LiLMiCKMANTLE shawn306 Panzer Division Marduk Sperm Edwards Arsis Lil Bit Special THE_STOOLSPRAYER BP and Murphklecko73 are the lead prosecution team. Bob the Jets Fan

The judge has to go to the gym very soon. he will have further information tonight and this weekend, as this entire court proceedings have been sequestered.

(Banging gavel!!! ) You're out of order!

The jurors are in this thread. does Bob the Jets Fan

No need to deny it, the proof is in this thread. anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law. Rusty is in this thread. he has a gun. Posting in this thread is also considered an evidence gathering operation on the courts behalf.

OK, Murphklecko73 is the lead prosecutor. BP will be his wily assistant. Bob the Jets Fan