JETS:
Sun: Choke job
Mon: HC throws everyone under bus
Tue: WR done. Kicker whacked. Evil Empire trade
Wed: QB has strep throat
Thu: QB out indefinitely with mono/DC called out as cheap shot artist by dynamic WR
Fri: Team pretends contentious DC presser didn’t happen
Sat: LB out

— Manish Mehta (@MMehtaSports) September 14, 2019