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next time i'm on the board, i'll be hitched up and the jets will be 3-0. have a good few weeks everybody. J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!

Every Tuesday morning, I wake up an hour early so that I can sit on the floor of my shower and meditate on the current state of the NFL until the water runs cold. This morning, through the power of prayer, the following rankings were revealed to me: 1. New England Patriots (12-4): The Patriots had the busiest off-season of anyone not starring in The Simple Life. In the age of parity and rapidly-closing championship windows, the Pats have uncovered the secret to building a dynasty. Turns out, all you have to do is hire a sleeve-averse genius to coach the Hall-of-Fame quarterback you drafted in the sixth round. 2. Indianapolis Colts (12-4): The big question for Tongy & Co. seems to be whether Joddai can single-handedly complement the passing game of Peynning and Marvison. Well, if Madden

Happy to help

I barely have time to sneeze these days but I just voted for your friend's kid. She's cute. Good luck.

Just voted, good luck to her. What place is she in now?

Done. Good luck.

I voted often, I better get front row tickets for this Max.(and where is the rep?? j/k. I did it out of the kindness of my heart c0ckles :lol: )

Congrats 124 After reading these POTWN threads, I think it's about time for me to change my ways here at JN...

Maybe Savage will come back here in celebration

just voted!!

THANK YOU to everyone who is trying to help Emma out. It ends tomorrow. I told her today you were all helping and she smiled and said thank you! She is a cutie.

BP doesnt have any restrictions... sounds like Max is cheating...

That poor girl.

Personally, I prefer just plain Verde!

I promise you. It's not nearly that silly.

negEtive

A joke, huh? From the numbers I've seen the Pats have the 3rd toughest schedule, while the Jets have the 5th. Of 32 teams. You are right, that's a huuuuge difference. Are you trying to come up with an excuse in case your beloved pPats don't win the division this year, or something? edit: Althought I have to admit, playing a team coached by herm is a bit of an handicap.

Just voted again for emma hope she wins

I voted again. How come nobody is giving me rep for voting?

Jay Mohr is seeing what everybody else is seeing, A weak arm , zero long game ,can't come back from behind,almost the same amount Int's as Td's QB. Which in the NFL means, Back up Qb. And for all the chad guys out there that say chad gives us the best chance to Win, PLEASE the ONLY thing that chad gives us is a chance to be the Laughing stock of the NFL. Just start the Kid, let him Learn this year as we have a hard line up to go threw.

Chad Pennington took Mrs. Brady out to a nice steak dinner . . . AND NEVER CALLED HER AGAIN!!

Ok, so we've established that Jay Mohr is an idiot in the fields of comedy, acting and football. What's next?

My vote is in!

With comments like that we may need to report you to the authorities. signed, football illiterate

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Biscuits and gravy.

are there?

so is smizzy making a sticky for a predictions contest on who wins. there are a couple of cute kids there.

They do not know the POWER of the nation. I'm on board!

DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW CHAD PENNINGTON!!!!???!!!

You are crazy. F@ck it and enjoy the ride. That's my thinking for this year.

Between you, DWC and ecurb, I don't know who is more crazy.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!

Not like he said.... What do you call two gay guys connected by the a$$ with a clear plastic tube? A Habitrail.

You sure are a pushy bugger. I'm a troll here I know, but your down right unbelievable in your incessant rhetoric and never ending cycle of identical posts. Freshen your schtict and you might get some respect, and for gods sake, quit calling out the MODS.

I have more fun in reading your threads than DWC's. Are you happy?! lol It doesn't matter who you are it's all in what you say, as far as I'm concerned. And what you say makes up who you are, so it's a vicious cycle. The thing is, we don't make a thread for every thing we think of, DWC. We only post it for important stuff, things that would spark interest/debate. Something that people would want to read, ya know?

Jetcane never disappoints. Football & chicks, what a combo

To the members of the Jets Nation: Thanks for the words of wisdom. If you were to lurk over at the planet, you'd probably be surprised how many dissenters Herm has already gained at this point, but we are an unruly group and don't truly represent all of the Chiefs fanbase. If I were to bet, I'd say the planet is probably 60-40 in favor of Herm, with the overal fanbase being closer to 75-25. I have no problems with Herm the person, he seems like a nice guy. But a lot of the times you have to be a world class jerk in order to be a successful head coach, or a teacher for that matter, and he's more interested in being a friend. It's funny that he talks about being a "player's coach" as though it means he has credibility because he played in the league. The reality is that he's considered a "player's coach" because he lets his players get away with far too much, and then satisfies them with gusts of hot air in the lockerroom before game time. Yeah, we were an aging offense, but Herm was never honest with either the fans, the media, or the players about what he wanted to do with that offense. He started deriding it in the preseason, talking about how our shifts and motion and scoring was a "circus offense". Of course, by then, Roaf quit unannounced because he saw the writing on the wall for what Herm was going to do--the Buttsex Offense. Once Green got lambasted he had all the reason he'd ever need to cut our balls off. Funny how his "ball control" offense led to us actually having less time of possession than the year before, despite putting more mileage on our back than any other season in the history of football. But we went 9-7 and hit a superfecta on the last day of the season (probably about a 50-1 shot) only for our record breaking offense to break one more record--one for futility in the first half against a historically bad run defense. I might have to hit the sauce heavier, because I can't quite force myself to give up the tickets yet. Anyone know a good paper bag design for my head come week 10??

Let's not and say we did!

Wait - so how many people here are doing GreenMachine's wife?

I'll **** your wife if BP doesn't want too.

Done Mrs Max!

Happy Birthday!

Good Stuff Swarm That Steelers ranking was funny as hell. Rep 4 sure

You need a get fuzzy soon, as much as i love the dog with the tape on its man boobs

In a James brown voice: Hot tub ,too hot ..burn my flesha

but if it always ends in a 0-0 tie, who can tell if you kept score or not???

That sucks, Andre was the feel good story of the year and I thought he played well enough to stay ,Guess not well he still has all those car dealerships to lean on ,So good for him.

D.R.I. - Suit and Tie Guy