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when america thinks of a jets fan, they think of Klacko... overweight, crass, loud and obnoxious.. not to bright.... he's none of us and all of us

I've reread this post a couple times now, and I still can't make any sense of it.

I sure am. Im sleeping in it tonight for good luck.

Our pets heads are falling off!

If Braylon = than Santonio =

A 33 year old criminal who hasn't played in 2 years. I can't see where this could possibly go wrong.

Rather than pay to keep the guys we hit on after they've outplayed their cost-effectiveness, let's give ourselves the chance to hit on some more. I mean, there are teams, and mostly good ones at that, that rely exclusively on the next man up to fill holes. Sanchez and Greene and Slauson were all starting by the beginning of year two, so why not Wilson, particularly given that this defense makes every cornerback look like superman anyway? People want to drop millions on Cromartie for putting up basically the same charting numbers that got Sheppard cut and Lowery demoted. It's nuts.

FU Mike. I'll kick your a$$ myself.

Someone get Charlie Burk in here to tell us what is going on.

Bart Scott sells anchors?

SHUT THE F*CK UP The Jets are still one of the teams to beat this season. F*ck Braylon Edwards, f*ck Nnamdi Asomugha. Some of you bitches need to realise you were spoiled by the genius that is Mike Tannenbaum once too often. We still have a GREAT team. F*ck the Pats and f*ck ChadOchoJohnson, f*ck Reggie Bust and f*ck every other team in the NFL. The Jets are going to win the superbowl. September 11, 2011, Cowboys vs Jets. CAN'T WAIT!

Nick Barnett and Todd Heap could help the NYJETS

GFY troll.

I take little solace in the fact that we look less stupid than Jerry Jones.

Wow. I thought you were much smarter and rational than this. Maybe you forgot that they had an absurd amount of unrestricted free agents to deal with? Many of whom they have no choice but to watch leave, because they also have a salary cap that they are not too far under. Any fan of this team that didn't expect them to lose some players is delusional. Any fan of this team that expects them to have have resolved all the problems created by all those free agents in under a week of free agency is delusional. The desire to see them "get better" is pretty subjective in July. Why don't you pump the brakes on the hysterics until at least teh 3rd preseason game?

If we resign Braylon I PROMISE I will. I'll be that happy!

I like Plax a little bit, but not signing Braylon and having to settle for someone else.. this is just depressing.

Tanny should just offer Cromartie 750k per child. Just on the reason if he signs elsewhere we lose a good chunk of our future fan base!

My semi-sarcasm was lost. I apologize. We'd just have to hope Kurt Warner isn't Cell.

Piccolo fans knoweth what you speaketh.

It was a weird situation, you'd rather smang a chick that was once a dude who has a prosthetic vagina? Have at it then. Losing Braylon hurts more.

So you're saying early on he was awesome, then he loses ability towards the end and basically becomes a secondary character? That's what I'm sayin' man.

I'm pretty sure 95% of us want him back and have not called him a thug turd, but we dont make the decisions and it's clear the Jets will not bring him back and are going another direction. The rest of us are accepting it and trying to move on, stop pouting in the corner and join us.

And I will miss the backflips: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R65904_Mh0&feature=related

You're clinically insane if you think Burress and Floyd are better than Braylon Edwards

yup.. crushers first game he survived till end game on that alone

So does Edwards.

I think the move is all upside. However, if Beli is welcoming Haynesworth by publicly humiliating him with a failed physical... This might not end well. For them.

You'd be an awesome addition! Best advice would be too read a couple game threads (they're long!) and try to play along. Then just dive head first into the next game. We never lynch new players on day one, and new players with breasts get even more considerations. Basic game is pretty simple. About 25% of the players (say, 4 out of 16) are mafia (or "scum"), and they have a separate chat where they can plan together to try to win the game. The rest of the players are the town who's only interaction is the game thread itself. The townies don't know who the scum is, but it's up to them to figure it out and kill them all to win. Meanwhile, the scum are trying to dwindle the town's numbers down to equal theirs to win. There are a lot of variations, but those are the basics.

maybe, just maybe, rex would see that personell package and send in a DB or two

Joseph Goebbels would have loved Twitter.

How you have felt, O men of Athens, at hearing the speeches of my accusers, I cannot tell; but I know that their persuasive words almost made me forget who I was - such was the effect of them; and yet they have hardly spoken a word of truth. But many as their falsehoods were, there was one of them which quite amazed me; - I mean when they told you to be upon your guard, and not to let yourselves be deceived by the force of my eloquence. They ought to have been ashamed of saying this, because they were sure to be detected as soon as I opened my lips and displayed my deficiency; they certainly did appear to be most shameless in saying this, unless by the force of eloquence they mean the force of truth; for then I do indeed admit that I am eloquent. But in how different a way from theirs! Well, as I was saying, they have hardly uttered a word, or not more than a word, of truth; but you shall hear from me the whole truth: not, however, delivered after their manner, in a set oration duly ornamented with words and phrases. No indeed! but I shall use the words and arguments which occur to me at the moment; for I am certain that this is right, and that at my time of life I ought not to be appearing before you, O men of Athens, in the character of a juvenile orator - let no one expect this of me... (Um, yeah, CharlieBurk is one of my many aliases. Not the twitter account, just the JN one. It's been fun and I'd continue, but I fear for my life at pissing you all off beyond the point of no return. And I really don't have the time to continue the farce...)

I know you guys probably don't remember me, but I been going through some crazy sh*t, which is why I haven't been posting here. Anyways.. I think Braylon's value to this team has been forgotten due to Nnamdi's availability to us. This is a guy that was with us through both AFC Championships and pretty much throughout Mark's career. Mark, Santonio, and Braylon all have great chemistry. It's important to lock this guy up long term immediately. He's been saying from Day 1 how he wants to be a Jet. He's been patient enough throughout free agency. It's time to bring him back. As for Nnamdi, I am disappointed. The good news is now Free Agents and their actual agents can know that we're not scared to take a deal off the table from anyone. I'd be happy to bring back Cromartie as long as it's for the right amount of cash. Remember guys, we went to the AFC Championship with Lito ******* Sheppard. Work your magic, Tanny! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETzZRlxS6wU

Well, we missed out on winning the Rolls Royce today. At least we got some Ramen Noodles out of it.

$800k signing bonus. I hope that's enough for him to be able to move out of his parents' house and still somehow afford a Planet Fitness membership.

DLJ I am not sure if we met. I would like to introduce myself, I am Ham. I know you have heard of me but it isn't all true. The gentically gifted rumors are true. The prowess when it comes to mock drafts, also guilty. Slaying the ladies with my smooth style? Guilty. I just wanted to say that you are a fine, fine kitty. I am in a committed relationship so I am not looking for any funny business. But meow. Meow I said.

This is just the most fantastic news ever. We could always use more hotties in the world of mafia. You just made my day. Best way to learn is trial by fire, sign up and quickly you'll realize that pretty much nobody has any idea what they're talking about, at least the beginning, although some people will be very insistent that they do (you'll quickly learn to ignore them), so even if you don't know what's going on you'll fit right in. Just make a lot of jokes at other people's expense until you have a reason to start arguing with someone in particular, and then try to convince everyone why they should listen to you instead of the person you're arguing with. Something to keep in mind, as a known quantity (i.e., hot chick) you are much less likely for anyone to actually want to kill you off and far more likely to have people listen to you. Feel free to use that to your advantage, we don't mind... really.

When was it that you had your one admittedly good idea? When you returned to the world of the powerless. There's nothing to be ashamed of, some guys are just better off being life-long special teamers, and sure, every now and then they'll make a big impressive play that really catches your eye, but that doesn't the fact that if you try to put them out on the field as a starter, things are going to get ugly very quickly.

I <3 TBJ

You're the anti-fun. You could make a 3 some with DLJ and Dan X the most miserable experience ever.

Most football sites confine these type of circle jerks to their off-topic forums.

Klecko is the Captain. Please get back behind the curtain.

Joe deserves this. I think part of his duties should be to post a fiery speech before each game, his own, "Official Klacko Pre-Game Locker Room Speech" thread.

I'm trustworthy. You suck. Tweet that.

With scoops like this, maybe it's not such a bad idea

I've only been reading today, but I decided to log in to say something I've said on this board many times before: "Green Jets and Ham": you are the whiniest, most awful poster on this board (and if even possible, overrated) There was a time Max would have given me a spanking for saying this, but I'm sure everyone agrees with me as the years have gone on. PS - You suck.

No matter that every one else sees you as delusional in this thread. Go ahead and continue to be paranoid about crooked deals and boogeymen in baseball

Went to one in Virginia a couple years ago. Got my hood signed by David Duke. Pretty awesome. Don't touch the pennies while you're there. That's how the FBI tracks you.

You just signaled JiF.