JetPotato

I don't know how anyone can not respect this man. He single-handedly convinced an NFL team to trade two 1st round picks for him, then make him as the highest paid player at his position for several years using only his mouth, a Twitter account and some dance moves, and not with a single thing he has ever done on the field. He is an absolute genius, whether you choose to see it or not.

Woody and Chris have been here a while though, so we got that going for them

I have completely forgotten what it's like to watch my team compete.

Cut straight on edge. This is rigatoni, not penne.

I finally got around to seeing What We Do In The Shadows (movie, not TV show). Absolutely hilarious. One of the funniest films in recent memory.

Couldn't agree more. Sat through it only for Rebecca Ferguson.

Use your Google machine

Sophia Culpo's boyfriend does seem to get unexpected opportunities in life.

So sorry to hear this. My best to his friends and family.

Sometimes it's not just the team that makes being a Jets fan a complete embarrassment. It's the fans too.

Except that the idea that 50,000 people in that building are Rangers fans is a complete fabrication of your imagination. No one is surprised however, as your ego is well established as one that can easily believe that his own opinions are the dominant ones in most cases.

Denver week always brings out the stoners early.

Didn't turn the ball over and won? What's that like anyway?

You might be the tone deaf one considering the Islanders are the only professional team in the NYC area worth a damn right now.

Do Mac Jones

These are all of the worst things to do in NYC

Pain.

5 sacks in week 1 isn't long in the tooth. It's long in the pants.

It's both. He's a poor scheme fit as the situational player he can be right now. As pointed out, it would require supplementing the playbook specifically for him to be able to excel occasionally. But if they can put some pressure on him to work at being more, maybe he will be the kind of guy that will play well in any scheme you ask. Again, it's early. Let's see if a fire can be lit. Too soon to give up.

When he says "explosive" you know he's calling them diarrhea

It's a good sign that they haven't done just that. That's the step you take when you have completely given up hope that he can figure it out and become something more than a situational guy. You do it now, he'll get comfortable in that role and maybe never hit on what he could be. Make him sweat a little. It's still early. There have been plenty of dumb guys in this league that have still managed to have that light go on to put in the work.

Because you need the receivers to not be mucking things up as you're also developing a young QB.

These are words only an ambi-jerker can actually believe.

I don't know why I am supposed to care about strangers' emotions about football.