Yo... sup man? Sorry I been absent. You know dese ho's ain't gonna pimp demselves.
Crazy sh*t happen to me at the gym the other day. I was getting ready to do some deadlifts and monkey bar work. This doughy Mexican dude walked up to me and challenged me to an elliptical trainer race. Back in the day I used to go to the Sheraton with momma chimp pimp and did the elliptical while she took the Pilates and water aerobics. So yes , I got the skills.
I accept the challenge and of course I win. Then he starts spouting off out how he would have won if these elliptical trainers were calibrated as well as his home stereo system and TV. My chimp brain be thinking," who the **** calibrated..... " meh, sh*t almost ridiculous as that dudes outfit.
Heres the dude I raced. Anybody know him?
I decided to celebrate my victory with some of the ladies I met at the "pimp across America " extravaganza in Jacksonville I attended.