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  1. Sure is. Of course you knowI I live for that beaver. What’s her name?
  2. CTM!!! Long time no smell homey. I heard some virgin almost crash the site with sexy lady pics. Nothing odd there. Wanted to pop in and see if I can do anything to help.
  3. I really don't know much about this mafia game. All I know is sweet hairy monkey poosay, pimpin and had a cousin hooked on crack once.
  4. Makes sense. Not like you spending money on sweet monkey poosay.
  5. Why don't you Mod a game you fat numbskull?
  6. You too busy thinking about sexy monkey poo say? yeah me too.
  7. Well yeah, if you killin it! You need more furry sexy monkey poo-say? I put couple aside foe 80 and well you know.. they still uh, err like new. Holla at you boy.
  8. Yo... sup man? Sorry I been absent. You know dese ho's ain't gonna pimp demselves. Crazy sh*t happen to me at the gym the other day. I was getting ready to do some deadlifts and monkey bar work. This doughy Mexican dude walked up to me and challenged me to an elliptical trainer race. Back in the day I used to go to the Sheraton with momma chimp pimp and did the elliptical while she took the Pilates and water aerobics. So yes , I got the skills. I accept the challenge and of course I win. Then he starts spouting off out how he would have won if these elliptical trainers were calibrated as well as his home stereo system and TV. My chimp brain be thinking," who the **** calibrated..... " meh, sh*t almost ridiculous as that dudes outfit. Heres the dude I raced. Anybody know him? I decided to celebrate my victory with some of the ladies I met at the "pimp across America " extravaganza in Jacksonville I attended.
  9. Oh my God. I already apologized for that. You said you were hungry. I sent you three nice hairy monkey poo-say. I didn't think you actually meant food. Im Chimp the pimp, not Chimp the guy that feeds fat ****s. I got a couple a couple banana cream pies back at the crib. I give you those then you forgive me?
  10. That's because he is fat. Fatties sweat and sweat is salty. My friend Shamu sweats so much the fat bitch made the entire ocean salty.
  11. Yo Im starting up a website for my hot furry sexy monkey poo-say. I heard you gots some experience with posting sexy ladies. If you help me I can pay you in hot monkey....uh,,er damn. never mind. Word For sale and tick free My bad. Just had my summer ultra sexy hairy monkey poo-say spectacular (buy two get three) and let's just say it will be a awhile before we see CTM again. He is a big fan.
  12. Haha. You funny my brother. Crusher's a blimp not a pimp.
  13. Her boney a$$ would fall through. I'm made for big un's
  14. Pot also gives you the munchies. If crusher smoked it, I'd be working around the clock
  15. How were the bathrooms? Were they looking for any help? I have a lot of experiance.
  16. Omg, please one of the smaller ones.
  17. Hero's are fine except for the fact that they are finger food for him and he eats them while he's crapping. The real issue is anything spicy. I don't understand the chemical process exactly, but after travelling through the canyon that is his stomach, and miles of intestine, it comes out the other end radioactive
  18. You are the exactly the kind of piece of crap I was meant to dispose of. Come towards the white.
  19. I thank you kind sir. It's inhumane working conditions.
  20. I wish i could report that the whole family is depraved enough to do so, but in actuality they are not. Somehow crusher has manged to produce decent children and marry very well. His soiled bath towells are burned at the edge of his property by a muslim prisoner he keeps to do his bidding. I wasn't supposed to divulge this, but the man just sprayed hot chili pepper crap all over me, and no longer feel any obligation to him. sh*t burns.
  21. The one you call Garb is now my friend. I only hope she rescues me from my current deplorable conditions and intalls me in her bathroom, where she will rest her highfalutin patsie bottom on me. I can already feel my football knowledge growing.
  22. The only man alive that knows my pain. Welcome back
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