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Il Mostro

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About Il Mostro

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    Cazzone

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    mistalava@yahoo.com

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Out West
  • Interests
    This and that.

Personal Info

  • Tell us a little bit about yourself...
    Renaissance man. I can send back the wine or take out the garbage.
  • Where do you live?
    SoCal & Tokyo most of the time.. The scary parts of SE Asia part-time.
  • What are your interests? Hobbies?
    Family. Sports (Jets, Mets.Knicks, Rangers - how cursed can a man be?) Food. Wine. Cars. Travel.
  • What do you do for a living?
    Semi-retired. Part time personal security consultant/ Part time tennis coach/Third world tour guide.

Jets Info

  • What is your favorite Jets related memory?
    Not SB III. I knew we had that. Mine was at Shea on the usual windy day. Namath bringing the team from behind in two plays with passes to Sauer and Maynard. The first for 50 yards. The next for the TD. I cannot remember the team (hell, I have been following this team for 50+ years), but it was one of our big rivals back then and at a critical time in the AFL season. The way Joe would look right and in a split second throw a long bullet to the left side was effin' magic. .
  • Do you have season tickets?
    No. I try to get to one game at the Hackensack Swamp and a road game every season.
  • What Jets memory broke your heart?
    Too many to re-visit. I let that $hit just drip off me. I noticed you left the most room for responses to this single question. Assholes.
  • Who is your favorite member of the NY Jets flight crew?
    The one with the tight a$$.
  • Where you alive for Super Bowl III?
    Very much alive and kicking. I was 16 and a Jets nut job even then. I have been a fan since Day 1.

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  1. As dumb a move as possible. $29M for a bust who's "production" can be equalled or bettered by a guy brought in off the streets. Dumbski champs!
  2. This crap is getting out of hand. In my city's school district we have four high schools. The snowflakes are tailgating the Redskins conversation about the high school named Warriors. (Not the movie p****tards -- pre-emptive strike). So let's look at the other three schools. Spartans - Cultural appropriation of the Greek culture. Saxons - Germanic people offended by cultural appropriation. Tartars - Turkic appropriation. Everything is potentially racist. Anything and everything can be offensive to anyone in this batsh*t crazy society. So what plain-wrap names are inoffensive enough for the ultra sensitive, skinny jeans, hair bun, testosterone deficient soy boys? *Anything* can be manipulated and made offensive to people today, whether or not it has a shred of legitimacy. **** this sh*t! I am done with any sport that panders to the idiotic whims of an ignorant, hypocritical and destructive mob.
  3. Redskins Change Name To 'Lizard People' To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C. The District of Columbia informed the team that they cannot return to playing within the district until they have a name that is more fitting for a team representing the capital of our country. To that end, the team officially announced today they would be renaming themselves to "The Washington Lizard People." "This is a much better name, far more reflective of the great city of Washington, D.C.," said Eleanor Holmes Norton, D.C.'s representative. "All the politicians, bureaucrats, and leaders here in the district felt the name had great appeal." Politicians immediately expressed their support for the name change, saying they can relate to a team called the Lizard People. "I see a name like Lizard People, and I know that's a team I can be proud of," said Adam Schiff, his eyes hungrily following a fly buzzing around the room. He licked his lips. "Much better than that Redskins nonsense. Hey, look over there, is that Vladimir Putin?" As reporters turned to look, Schiff shot a long tongue out of his mouth, lightning-quick, and nabbed the fly. "Oh, must have been mistaken," he said, shrugging. "I pushed for 'The Turtles,'" said Mitch McConnell. "But Lizard People is acceptable, I suppose. It implies patriotism, good football, and a reptilian conspiracy to enslave puny, meaningless humanity beneath the glorious, scaly claws of lizardkind, humans forever in subjugation to their cosmic superiors, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "I mean, um... can you believe how bad Nancy Pelosi is?"
  4. I like this kid -- he plays with a real nasty streak and finishes off every play.
  5. How long before Sanchez starts giving Sam fashion advice?
  6. Jamal Officially asks to be traded Jamal can now officially go eff himself. Suit up, shut up and play.
  7. I think hiring Dowell is a testament to the success of the Jets' diversity program. How many other teams have included a hobbit on their coaching staff?
  8. You've got to be kidding. THIS is the result of his new dedication to intense workouts? I was expecting to be able to crack walnuts on his ass. What did he do, give up the Oreos for Chips Ahoy! and Kit Kats?
  9. LPGA? I go for the thick Korean and Japanese ladies. They will be impressed when Daddy holes out on the par 3.
  10. I get it. But better to just hold his feet to the fire and make him either play out his deal or he can sit. Then franchise him if he's worth the money at that point. Like most here, I am fed up with this self serving prima donna. If he doesn't want to play under the terms of his contract, he can seek employment in a business other than professional football. Good luck with that...
  11. I am going with his shoe collection. You cannot deny, the man has his priorities.
  12. I think the "Next" tattoo on her inner thigh gave her away. My ex-wife's custom made on-deck circle was a special touch.
  13. Damn! Just had a real senior moment/mind fart. I read this as Hazmat Slut and didn't give it a second thought. I knew her well. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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