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Il Mostro

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  1. As dumb a move as possible. $29M for a bust who's "production" can be equalled or bettered by a guy brought in off the streets. Dumbski champs!
  2. This crap is getting out of hand. In my city's school district we have four high schools. The snowflakes are tailgating the Redskins conversation about the high school named Warriors. (Not the movie p****tards -- pre-emptive strike). So let's look at the other three schools. Spartans - Cultural appropriation of the Greek culture. Saxons - Germanic people offended by cultural appropriation. Tartars - Turkic appropriation. Everything is potentially racist. Anything and everything can be offensive to anyone in this batsh*t crazy society. So what plain-wrap names are inoffensive enough for the ultra sensitive, skinny jeans, hair bun, testosterone deficient soy boys? *Anything* can be manipulated and made offensive to people today, whether or not it has a shred of legitimacy. **** this sh*t! I am done with any sport that panders to the idiotic whims of an ignorant, hypocritical and destructive mob.
  3. Redskins Change Name To 'Lizard People' To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C. The District of Columbia informed the team that they cannot return to playing within the district until they have a name that is more fitting for a team representing the capital of our country. To that end, the team officially announced today they would be renaming themselves to "The Washington Lizard People." "This is a much better name, far more reflective of the great city of Washington, D.C.," said Eleanor Holmes Norton, D.C.'s representative. "All the politicians, bureaucrats, and leaders here in the district felt the name had great appeal." Politicians immediately expressed their support for the name change, saying they can relate to a team called the Lizard People. "I see a name like Lizard People, and I know that's a team I can be proud of," said Adam Schiff, his eyes hungrily following a fly buzzing around the room. He licked his lips. "Much better than that Redskins nonsense. Hey, look over there, is that Vladimir Putin?" As reporters turned to look, Schiff shot a long tongue out of his mouth, lightning-quick, and nabbed the fly. "Oh, must have been mistaken," he said, shrugging. "I pushed for 'The Turtles,'" said Mitch McConnell. "But Lizard People is acceptable, I suppose. It implies patriotism, good football, and a reptilian conspiracy to enslave puny, meaningless humanity beneath the glorious, scaly claws of lizardkind, humans forever in subjugation to their cosmic superiors, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "I mean, um... can you believe how bad Nancy Pelosi is?"
  4. I like this kid -- he plays with a real nasty streak and finishes off every play.
  5. How long before Sanchez starts giving Sam fashion advice?
  6. Jamal Officially asks to be traded Jamal can now officially go eff himself. Suit up, shut up and play.
  7. I think hiring Dowell is a testament to the success of the Jets' diversity program. How many other teams have included a hobbit on their coaching staff?
  8. You've got to be kidding. THIS is the result of his new dedication to intense workouts? I was expecting to be able to crack walnuts on his ass. What did he do, give up the Oreos for Chips Ahoy! and Kit Kats?
  9. LPGA? I go for the thick Korean and Japanese ladies. They will be impressed when Daddy holes out on the par 3.
  10. I get it. But better to just hold his feet to the fire and make him either play out his deal or he can sit. Then franchise him if he's worth the money at that point. Like most here, I am fed up with this self serving prima donna. If he doesn't want to play under the terms of his contract, he can seek employment in a business other than professional football. Good luck with that...
  11. Yes! Specifically, Jacopo Poli. Amazing stuff.
  12. I am going with his shoe collection. You cannot deny, the man has his priorities.
  13. I think the "Next" tattoo on her inner thigh gave her away. My ex-wife's custom made on-deck circle was a special touch.
  14. Damn! Just had a real senior moment/mind fart. I read this as Hazmat Slut and didn't give it a second thought. I knew her well.
  15. You've got this! You've got a lot of prayers coming your way.
  16. Praying for a full recovery ASAP. Please hang tough for him.
  17. If every addition plays to their maximum potential, and the team avoids the injury bug, the Jets have a shot at the division. The stars need to be in alignment, but why not?
  18. But does this beast have an obsession with crab legs and underaged girls? Two thirds of the trifecta.
  19. Not yet. I can get my oven up to 600+ degrees and use a thick ceramic stone. I've lined my oven with Grill Greats which are made from the same ceramic material that was used on the Space Shuttle. I bought the BBQ Dragon Grill Stone so I will try to use my Weber as a wood fired pizza oven soon. Right after I get down with my Santa Maria Grill attachment. Got my laser thermometer to monitor the stone's temp. Technique should be about the same. I cook at a lower temp when making Nona/Grandma Pie.
  20. Nice! I started cooking at the same age. Orecchiette is what I use for this dish, too.
  21. And we have to have the swine. Smoked in my drum smoker using 100% post oak and simple Texas style SPG rub. Essentially pork butt treated like a Texas brisket. Sauce accompanying the taco is Aaron Franklin's classic sauce as used at the restaurant.
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