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  1. The Boys managed to regroup after a death-less, laser free, all heads still in one pice night. And they immediately got to work. Butcher loaded up the weapons and passed one to each of the group. "You know what it's time for ya cunts," he said. "Get the tampons out of your twats and lets go take out The Homelander." A clever ruse had given Butcher his location. And they'd use his powers to their own advantage. The group lured Homelander to the spot, then set off the high frequency ring that would overwhelm his super sense of hearing. He was too distracted to see them coming. And they had him surrounded. The only problem with their plan, however, was how exactly do you kill Superman without kryptonite? The Ape struck the first blow, but it barely glanced off him. The Beaver started gnawing on his leg, but he shook him off with a flock of his ankle and sent him careering into the wall. "Enough," Butcher said. "I'll handle it meself." He reached into his bag and pulled out the hammer.. And The Homelander laughed. "You really think I can be killed with a hammer?" "Well we're certainly gonna try." He raised the hammer high above his head and charged. But just as he was about to swing --- Butcher stood there, covered in blood and brains, an unwelcome but sadly familiar sight. He looked around wildly for the victim. But Ape and Spoot stood there awestruck, their heads still very much intact. He wiped his eyes and turned back to where the Homelander stood, now headless. The long thought invincible headless man crumbled to his knees, and lay dead on the floor at Butcher's feet. And behind him, the slender silhouette of Congresswoman Neumann, a smirk creeping along her face. Crusher aka THE HOMELANDER - SUPE LEADER, has been lynched. As Butcher began to process what was going on, he turned to The Ape and shouted "RUN!".. but it was too late. Spoot had already pulled the extra large can of Fresca from his jacket pocket, and proceeded to use his beaver strength to bash in the Ape's skull. He poured the delicious, fizzing remains over the Ape's lifeless corpse. Ape aka KIMIKO'S BROTHER - TOWN MOTIVATOR (Kimiko gains 1x shot if she's still alive to witness his death), has had his head bashed in. Butcher dropped the hammer and laughed. "So it was you," he said to the Congresswoman, her true nature finally revealed. "All along" she said. She looked him straight in the eyes, and in the next instant, his eyes were gone. JVOR aka BILLY BUTCHER - TOWN SUPE COP, has had his head popped. GAME OVER! JiF aka VICTORIA NEUMANN and Spoot aka Alastair Adana, THE CONSPIRACY, WIN!
  2. FINAL DAY 4 VOTE COUNT Crusher (3) - Ape, Spoot, JiF JiF (1) - Crusher With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.
  3. MM's death was a shocking blow; even though it was just Pac, he kinda had an important role in the Boys chances. And as night fell, they couldn't help but feel vulnerable... As the sun rose, Butcher fully expected to see more brain matter splattered on to the walls, or a hole through someone's chest, or worse. But as he took stock of his surroundings, relief set in. Another quiet night.
  4. After a sluggish start, sh*t was starting to hit the fan. Just as The Boys we’re starting to piece together just what the **** was going on, Hughie got his head popped and the finger pointing was back on. This time though there was no sitting around. They acted swiftly, even with accusations flying back and forth. Where was Pac anyway? He’d claimed the mantle of Greatest Supe Hunter Ever but done nothing to back it up. And he was conveniently MIA when some information had finally started to come out and 80’s brains splattered out of nowhere. So Pac was the obvious choice. One by one the votes came in. And then they dropped the hammer. As Pac walked into the room, before he could even get a word out, Butcher pulled the trigger and the shotgun hit Pac square in the chest. PAC aka MOTHER’S MILK - TOWN JAILKEEPER has been lynched. It is now night.
  5. FINAL DAY 3 VOTE COUNT Pac (4) - Crusher, Spoot, JiF, Ape JiF (1) - JVOR With 6 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
  6. DAY 3 VOTE COUNT Pac (3) - Crusher, Spoot, JiF JiF (1) - JVOR Spoot (1) - Ape With 6 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
  7. I think it is fair to say that death scenes (particularly of the non-lynching variety) are not pure flavor. Both non-lynch deaths had the same manner of death though.. if there are other types or not, PAFO
  8. DAY 3 VOTE COUNT JiF (2) - Ape, JVOR Pac (1) - Crusher With 6 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
  9. DAY 3 VOTE COUNT Pac (1) - Crusher JiF (1) - Ape 80 (1) - Spoot With 6 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
  10. 80 aka HUGHIE - TOWN CONSPIRACY COP has had his head exploded. GAME RESUMED
  11. DAY 3 VOTE COUNT Pac (2) - Crusher, JVOR JiF (2) - Ape, 80 80 (1) - Spoot With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
  12. DAY 3 VOTE COUNT Pac (1) - 80 JiF (1) - Ape Crusher (1) - Spoot With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
  13. I get what you’re saying and agreed, however @Beaver doesn’t have the dead thread. Just thought I’d point that out in case anyone does actually try reading into reps
  14. DAY 3 VOTE COUNT Pac (1) - 80 JiF (1) - Ape With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
  15. DAY 3 VOTE COUNT Pac (1) - 80 With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
  16. It is now Day 3. With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
  17. None of the Boys slept easy that night. After Beaver’s senseless death, they dreaded what was to come next. Another head explosion? Homelander swooping in to laser their ******* t!ts off? Hour after hour they waited, one eye open, guns at the ready until…. Daylight.
  18. After Drums died, well, no one even really seemed to care. Even though people's heads were exploding, I mean, come on, NFL free agency was going on. After days upon days of putting zero work in, they vowed to get their act together by Thursday. No, Friday. For real, by Friday. And then Friday came. With the decision looming over them, they couldn't help but think back on the glory days. When Supe Hunting was truly an art form. With nuance, and memes, and graphs and sh*t. And even before then, when the Ape was at his most evolved and couldn't hurl sh*t without hitting a Supe right between the eyes. Man those were some times... Oh sh*t. It's already 4:30. ****. Someone has to die. They put one bullet in the chamber and passed the gun around. "I want to go first! Put me out of my misery!" said Spoot. He put the gun to his temple and CLICK. He would have to go on. "Pick me pick me!" said The Crusher. He put the gun in his mouth, and before he could pull the trigger, force of habit took over and he tried to eat it. As the others pulled the gun away, he realized that the whole ordeal had stoked his appetite and he wandered off in search of his 4th lunch. "Jesus ******* Christ," said Jvill. "Give me the gun". He closed his eyes and spun in a circle, round and round, and pulled the trigger. CLICK. CLICK. BOOOM. He opened his eyes. And sweet innocent Beaver lay on the ground, gasping for air. "A-a.. Avenge me," he said to the group. "Yeah maybe," they replied. "If we get around to it." BEAVER aka KIMIKO - VANILLA TOWN, has been killed. IT IS NOW NIGHT.
  19. BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT, GOOD POINT HE'S ALSO MODKILLED
  20. BUT FIRST, THE ENTIRE HOUSTON TEXANS ORGANIZATION HAS BEEN MODKILLED FOR TRADING DESHAUN WATSON TO ANOTHER AFC TEAM. I MEAN JESUS ******* CHRIST AS IF THERE WEREN'T ALREADY ENOUGH QBs IN THIS GOD DAMN CONFERENCE.
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