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jvill 51

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  1. None of the Boys slept easy that night. After Beaver’s senseless death, they dreaded what was to come next. Another head explosion? Homelander swooping in to laser their ******* t!ts off? Hour after hour they waited, one eye open, guns at the ready until…. Daylight.
  2. After Drums died, well, no one even really seemed to care. Even though people's heads were exploding, I mean, come on, NFL free agency was going on. After days upon days of putting zero work in, they vowed to get their act together by Thursday. No, Friday. For real, by Friday. And then Friday came. With the decision looming over them, they couldn't help but think back on the glory days. When Supe Hunting was truly an art form. With nuance, and memes, and graphs and sh*t. And even before then, when the Ape was at his most evolved and couldn't hurl sh*t without hitting a Supe right between the eyes. Man those were some times... Oh sh*t. It's already 4:30. ****. Someone has to die. They put one bullet in the chamber and passed the gun around. "I want to go first! Put me out of my misery!" said Spoot. He put the gun to his temple and CLICK. He would have to go on. "Pick me pick me!" said The Crusher. He put the gun in his mouth, and before he could pull the trigger, force of habit took over and he tried to eat it. As the others pulled the gun away, he realized that the whole ordeal had stoked his appetite and he wandered off in search of his 4th lunch. "Jesus ******* Christ," said Jvill. "Give me the gun". He closed his eyes and spun in a circle, round and round, and pulled the trigger. CLICK. CLICK. BOOOM. He opened his eyes. And sweet innocent Beaver lay on the ground, gasping for air. "A-a.. Avenge me," he said to the group. "Yeah maybe," they replied. "If we get around to it." BEAVER aka KIMIKO - VANILLA TOWN, has been killed. IT IS NOW NIGHT.
  3. BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT, GOOD POINT HE'S ALSO MODKILLED
  4. BUT FIRST, THE ENTIRE HOUSTON TEXANS ORGANIZATION HAS BEEN MODKILLED FOR TRADING DESHAUN WATSON TO ANOTHER AFC TEAM. I MEAN JESUS ******* CHRIST AS IF THERE WEREN'T ALREADY ENOUGH QBs IN THIS GOD DAMN CONFERENCE.
  5. FINAL DAY 2 VOTE COUNT Beaver (2) - Spoot, 80 Pac (2) - Crusher, JVOR Spoot (1) - Beaver 80 (1) - JiF Crusher (1) - Pac JiF (1) - Ape With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch DEADLINE PASSED. RANDOM LYNCH INCOMING
  6. DAY 2 VOTE COUNT Beaver (2) - Spoot, 80 Pac (2) - Crusher, JVOR Spoot (1) - Beaver 80 (1) - JiF Crusher (1) - Pac JiF (1) - Ape With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch DEADLINE: FRIDAY 3/18 at 4:00 pm
  7. Took you how long to prod one beaver and now you want to prod 2 at the same time?
  8. DAY 2 VOTE COUNT Beaver (3) - Spoot, JVOR, 80 Pac (1) - Crusher Spoot (1) - Beaver 80 (1) - JiF Crusher (1) - Pac JiF (1) - Ape With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch DEADLINE: FRIDAY 3/18 at 4:00 pm
  9. I’m extending deadline to tomorrow at 4. But this is a weak, weak showing.
  10. DAY 2 VOTE COUNT Beaver (2) - Spoot, JVOR Pac (2) - Crusher, 80 Spoot (1) - Beaver 80 (1) - JiF Crusher (1) - Pac JiF (1) - Ape With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch DEADLINE: Tonight at 7:00
  11. DAY 2 VOTE COUNT Beaver (3) - Spoot, JVOR, Ape Pac (2) - Crusher, 80 Spoot (1) - Beaver 80 (1) - JiF Crusher (1) - Pac With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch
  12. DAY 2 VOTE COUNT Beaver (2) - Spoot, JVOR Pac (2) - Crusher, 80 Spoot (1) - Beaver 80 (1) - JiF Crusher (1) - Pac JiF (1) - Ape With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch
  13. I’m glad I didn’t have to modkill Joe Douglas, but now that the big headline FA days are done I might have to modkill one (or all) of you if we don’t pick it up. DEADLINE TOMORROW AT 7:00 PM
  14. DAY 2 VOTE COUNT Beaver (3) - Spoot, JVOR, Ape Pac (2) - Crusher, 80 Spoot (1) - Beaver 80 (1) - JiF Crusher (1) - Pac With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch
  15. DAY 2 VOTE COUNT Beaver (3) - Spoot, JVOR, Ape Pac (2) - Crusher, 80 Spoot (1) - Beaver 80 (1) - JiF With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch
  16. DAY 2 VOTE COUNT Beaver (3) - Spoot, JVOR, Ape Pac (1) - Crusher Spoot (1) - Beaver 80 (1) - JiF With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch
  17. DAY 2 VOTE COUNT Pac (2) - Crusher, Ape Spoot (1) - Beaver Crusher (1) - Spoot Ape (1) - JVOR With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch
  18. DAY 2 VOTE COUNT Spoot (1) - Beaver Crusher (1) - Spoot Pac (1) - Crusher Ape (1) - JVOR With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch
  19. DAY 2 VOTE COUNT Spoot (2) - JVOR, Beaver Crusher (1) - Spoot Pac (1) - Crusher With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch
  20. DAY 2 VOTE COUNT Crusher (1) - Spoot Spoot (1) - JVOR Pac (1) - Crusher With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch
  21. The Boys could not believe their luck. After a meandering Day 1 somehow led to the death of a Supe, they celebrated their fortune deep into the night. As the drinks flowed, one by one they fell into a slumber. All except Frenchie, who vowed to keep watch. He remembered what happened the last time he took his eye off the ball. It haunted him to this day... The moon was low in the sky now, dawn fast approaching. "Looks like an uneventful night," thought Frenchie. He went to wake the others, his shift was done. "Mon frère , it is almost day." Hugh opened his eyes. One second Frenchie stared back at him. The next -- POP Frenchie's head spontaneously combusted, brain matter splattering Hughie right in the face. They may have took out the Super Nazi. But there was still work to do. And no one was safe DRUMS aka FRENCHIE - VANILLA TOWN has been killed. It is now Day.
  22. Please have all night actions submitted by 4:00, the earlier the better
  23. It had been over a week since Raynor’s head blew up in their faces, and the Boys paranoia was starting to get the best of them. No one could explain how it was even possible; no Supe that they knew of had that power. Accusations flew. Weapons were drawn. “**** it, let’s just kill Pac,” they said. “Even if he didn’t do it, he’s Pac.” “That’s not a bad point,” the group agreed. ”Wait!” Shouted Drums. “What about Stormfront?? Isn’t she a secret Nazi? Maybe she can pop people’s skulls like a balloon!” The finger pointing continued. On and on they went, each accusing the other of being a Nazi. They settled on Barry. 5 members of the crew had their weapons pointed. ”**** this sh*t,” said Cock. “If I’m going out it’s not going to be by your hands.” Storm clouds gathered. Thunder rang from above. And a bolt of lightning streaked down from the sky and struck the tip of Cock. BARRY aka STORMFRONT - SUPE NAZI has been lynched. It is now night
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