Spoot-Face

Hey guys, sorry for the absence. My sleep has been absolutely ****ed the past few days. I'm gonna try to get caught up with the game this week. unvote

Thanks, Doc. Can you write me a prescription for moar bacon, plz. Thnx. Thank you. Thank you. Omg, you totally fit in here. Thank you. Thank you. I'll make sure to get better so that you can kill me and enjoy it properly. No fun in killing an already dying man. I'm really curious to what attracted the downvotes here. Then again, it's CTM. Flies inevitably always find their way to a stinky pile of poo anyway.

Ugh, you know what's worse than having shortness of breath off and on for about 6 months that all of a sudden gets worse? Going to the ER only to have them send you home, saying "we don't know what's wrong with you." Bastards. So, if I ever abruptly stop posting, don't be alarmed, I probably just stopped breathing. I'm probably gonna lie down for the rest of the night. Good night, and I should be on tomorrow.

FYI I'm not feeling well. Gonna go to the ER. May be absent for awhile. I'll try and keep you all updated. Sorry.

It's actually spelled "bukkake". I'll tell ya, women will get their equality when men no longer have to correct their spelling.

Goddammit

Yes. I could post a gif of it... But I don't think Max would appreciate that.

3rd Breakfast Part 2: The Bacon Strikes Back

Ahhhh. I see my Goodness has triumphed over your Evilness, and transformed you into... Baron Once-Bad Now Good Beaver

*GASP* Baron Bad Beaver! I almost did not recognize you without your costume!

Pac does this a lot. Pay no attention.

Right on cue

I was totally right on you. That's all that matters. I read the scum thread. You were scared. It's cool that I have rivalry now, just like the other JN Mafia Rivalries: 80 vs Verb CTM vs Ape Smash vs Ape Brett vs Ape Probably a few more vs Ape Lizzie vs Logic JiF vs His Own Sexuality Nolder vs Serotonin and Everyone vs Pac add Crusher vs Spoot to that list.

Yes, I have that affect on people.

So, let's go over the facts. 1. 2 games ago I totally owned you in my first Scum Awakening game. 2. Last game I easily saw through your ruse and totally pegged you as Scum before anyone else, and you unsuccessfully tried to get me lynched, forcing your fat sausage fingers to put down your ham bone and pick up a gun, wasting precious eating time. You are never going to let all that go, are you? I'm like a piece of ham to you now, aren't I? A piece of ham that you can't put down, but can also never, ever eat. I want you to know that I'm really enjoying this.