Spoot-Face

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Are you saying it's not you? 🤨

Why do I get the feeling someone is going to be saying this exact thing two years from now?

I don't blame you.

I love it whenever my name is mentioned, especially in the context of insulting a twat like Shane, but it was actually Lizzie who said it. lol

Having "cold feet" is a serious medical illness. Just ask Rex Ryan.

They are if you just open up your heart and let it happen, you callous sonuvabitch

Couldn't agree more. Every team needs at least one person who can recruit top-talent to the team, and we finally got our guy! But, in a cruel strike of irony, that person for us is a strong safety, rather than a GM.

I know this may disappoint you, but the title of "Gayest Shark Humper Ever" still goes to JiF. But don't give up hope, buddy!

Sorry, no, but at least he's a master motivator/disciplinarian, so we've got that going for us.

Love isn't all about hugging, you filthy pervert.

I would've loved you so hard.

This must be the exact moment that @JiF fell in love with @The Crusher

Boy, has this joke not aged well.

That vaunted Rex Ryan endorsement.