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Everything posted by Spoot-Face

  1. I don't know. Something about that guy rubs me the wrong way.
  2. No way. The custom 7XL moderator vest that Max had to special order for Crusher was expensive and is much too big to fit anyone else. Four dozen sheep and seven horses had to give their lives to make that vest, and it would be a disservice to their memory to have to throw it out now.
  3. I see Kelly has gone full Kelly.
  4. I think it's because there's a difference between moving around while wearing shorts and a T-shirt versus moving around in full pads. But, yes, generally, Freud would have a field day with JetNation.
  5. Live footage of Sam Darnold inspecting his neck in the mirror right now:
  6. That's because you're confusing a thick neck with a thicc neck. Two very different things.
  7. I don't know, you tell me. I think Phil's point was just about the pro day being nothing more than a glorified workout. You're the one who brought up homoeroticism.
  8. Shirtless knife fight to the death? I'm down. And by "knife" I mean "penis". And by "the death" I mean "climax".
  9. I'm still glad that he turned down the role in Django Unchained. Jamie Foxx is a much better actor, IMO, and the movie was better for it.
  10. Eh, in most things I've seen him in he just reminds me of Robert DeNiro. I'm not hating on him, by the way. I like the guy.
  11. Robert DeNiro is good at playing Robert DeNiro, just like Will Smith is good at playing Will Smith, and Nicholas Cage is good at being bat-sh*t crazy. I still can't tell what the hell it is that Ryan Gosling does, though.
  12. I mean, by all means, keep going.
  13. I like you, but you're losing ground here with quips like this, buddy.
  14. Might be the only watchable Pauly Shore movie in existence.
  15. Out of all the threads I want to see locked, a Shawn thread is nowhere near my top 20. Dude is a savant.
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