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And I'd still consider 8-9 to be a reasonably successful season.

Is this you not falling for the trap? lmao

This is good to hear. I've never known Gerald McCoy to be wrong before. Btw, who is Gerald McCoy?

That's an interesting thought.

To be fair, I'm not even sure if that was the same knee he got injured (I can't remember). For all I know, he struggled with that step up because either: fat, lazy, or tired.

His name is Braxton, you fool.

I wish I had quick, decisive bowels. Although, reading JN on my phone while pooping is kinda fun.

Ever take a sh*t so long that you can barely stand up afterwards?

He could've just come from the workout room. Unless you're being sarcastic.

@The Crusher Can confirm?

People who throw out the ends of a loaf of bread make me sick. Like, just eat it, bitch.

When I learned just how much food we waste and throw away in this country, I made a point to never throw out food unless it is full on spoiled.

Yikes. I can bet, though, that you didn't have free access to nearly the same type of treatment and resources that Becton does.

Everyone who licks their plate clean, raise your hand!

I'm not going to criticize him about the injury, because I know nothing about the particulars, and I'm not a doctor. It really may have been worse than we (and the team) could've ever imagined, and that is a struggle to get back from, and will negatively affect any one's conditioning, especially someone as big as Becton who needs to stay active. But, I do think there's an immaturity problem there that makes it hard for him to do what he needs to do to take, and keep, the weight off. I know it can be a struggle, as I've dealt with that myself, but if he wants to be the best athlete he can be, and he's really committed to this career, then now is the time for him to make some changes and work his ass off -- literally.

I think Zach sucks, guys.

Oh, okay. Thanks for setting us all straight about when and what we can and can't debate about the NY Jets on this NY Jets forum. You do a service for us all, Joe. What would we ever do without your guidance and wisdom?

I mean, I so want him to be ready for the season and get back to pancaking bitches, because he's got so much potential to be a beast, but I'm legitimately starting to have doubts now. I may just have to wait until the Max Mitchell train starts rolling.

Is it just me, or did he look a little tentative taking that step up onto the podium?

Alternate angle of Becton's entrance with his posse:

Isn't that, you know, the whole point of this forum?