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Everything posted by Spoot-Face

  1. Fixed your grammar for ya! What makes me happy after a loss is an unrelenting barrage of bad puns, over-the-top jokes, and hysterical gifs. I have no use for facts.
  2. I don't know, but the sketch artist was probably high.
  3. Okay Mr. Facty McKnowledge-Face, I'm only making a funny.
  4. Well, Sperm's convinced me. **** Bowles, it is!
  5. To be honest, every game that ends with a loss like that should have it's thread locked, archived onto a flash drive, and that flash drive stuffed inside llama's ass, and that llama thrown into a dumpster fire.
  6. Probably because Bowles and stuff. I think I'm supposed to want him fired.
  7. ^This guy knows what he's talking about. He's Irish, after all.
  8. Oh no, I don't advocate trading for him. Not at all. I expect him to be cut. I don't think anyone would be stupid enough to trade for him with that bloated weight.
  9. I would hope they draft a QB, regardless if they get Kap, or Glennon, or not. Hell, how about this: draft QB, sign Kap after he's cut, trade for Glennon, and have those three duke it out with Petty, Geno, and Fitz.
  10. Yeah, and we nearly lost to the Jags. The Jags aren't as bad as advertised. They're an up and coming team with young, rising starts. At least that's what I tell myself to help me sleep at night.
  11. Very true. Some people--as we've seen on JN recently--defecate out their mouth hole. Just so you know, I don't mean you, Carl.
  12. Throw everything at the wall until somethings sticks, even though I doubt Kap will stick. You gotta try.
  13. The use of that insult is unbecoming of you.
  14. The big difference, IMHO, is that Sheldon is back from suspension. He's obviously getting the whole team high before each game.
  15. Get it? Because all our players are slow!
  16. Okay, you're saying "Woody" waaayyyy too many times.
  17. I call bullsh*t on this. That'd be an impressive feat, and nothing he does is impressive.
  18. Nothing says leadership like a game ending INT.
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