greengeek

Because the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Interference

Because our D doesn’t practice against one.

Woody is too cheap to pay into the secret grease the refs fund.

Bullsh*t call again

Damn…they fixed the mics on the announcers.

Step 1: Decide after game 3 to burn it all down. Step 2: Fire sale of anyone we can trade for draft picks. Step 3: Fire the coaching staff after the last game. Step 4: Hire new coaching staff, new system making existing players incompatible. Step 5: Draft lots of people and start as many as we can. Step 6: If this team looks bad at week 3 repeat the whole process. BTW—That was parody based upon emotion. Let’s try again based upon intellect: Step 1: JD has some serious heart-to-heart with experienced professionals (mentors and friends) to get some outside perspective and advice.

That was wrongly phrased. We are top 4 in the AFCE. Every year baby!!!

Extreme suck.

Everyone got their tank gifs ready? What week do we start rooting for losses?

Apparently we don’t need Seattle’s help in securing a high 1st round pick.

PS—Other than returning to the Jets, of course.

DON’T GO FOR IT ON 4TH. IT MAKES THE FUMBLE RECOVERY MEANINGLESS.

Thank GOD!!! I didn’t want to lose by MORE than 23 points. Now it’s only losing by 23 points. Ya know, that would be a bad loss even in basketball.

…so the “at least he didn’t throw a pick” excuse is gone. Just shoot me.