I almost came to the conclusion that the Jets failures were all because of me. I almost decided to sacrifice myself on the altar of JN and root for the Giants for the benefit of you all. But then I said eff that! It's all because of you! You are the reason for my misery! You should lay down your fandom for me!
Ok but how about we try for a few games, just to see if it works? 😉 😉