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  1. Captain Morgan
    I can hand the ball off to Taylor 30 times. I got this.
  2. Captain Morgan
    This is the only path for players like me to make some money in the NFL before hanging it up and pivoting to post-football career. You’d think people that have to work for 35 years then retire would understand the necessity of doing what you have to do.
  3. Captain Morgan
    She’s usually the 9. I’m the 6. Now post a picture of the couch cushion you grind on for us to rate.
  4. Captain Morgan
    Arrgghhh … that’s not what I heard you yell, matey! ’‘tis my time. Yo ho!
  5. Captain Morgan
    He’s just pissed he didn’t start this one, frankly.
  6. Captain Morgan
    ‘Twil be a tale of two Morgan’s.
  7. Captain Morgan
    Remember that kid, Troy? He was also a rich kid. Root for Mikey. He’s the real hero. GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!!!
  8. Captain Morgan
    Aye. Only a matter of time, matey. They weren’t expecting this to be a grown swashbuckling man vs. a cabin boy. They keep the main sheet hoisted to limit the view, but you heard it here first. It be me.
  9. Captain Morgan
    Harrr… fake message in the bottle.
  10. Captain Morgan
    Laugh, me hartey. Just know, Sam is a sea fairing man that’s been dry docked for too long. He may never get that moxie back.
  11. Captain Morgan
    It’s not about recognition. Or film. It’s about chest hair, boots with buckles, and a willingness to walk the plank fer yer crew. A true Captain knows.
  12. Captain Morgan
    Arrrggghhh. Nobody is going to say it, mateys!!! So let it be I that brings ye word from the new world. The wee cabin boy should be held below deck this season. The Captain should helm this ship.
  13. Captain Morgan
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of Zach Wilson cannot grow facial hair. The job shall be mine.
  14. Captain Morgan
    Aye, me hearty. I be tharrrr.
  15. Captain Morgan
    Me mateys tell me the skinny one tried mutiny on the ginger one. Canon balls everywhere.
  16. Captain Morgan
    Lately, yarrrgghhh. I pirated better than Sam. I’m pirating better than the kid. I deserve me shot!!!
  17. Captain Morgan
    Matey, why do you impose upon my senses this millennial cosplay charlatan???
  18. Captain Morgan
    Aaarghhh. They may take my pride, but they’ll never take me puffy shirt!!!
  19. Captain Morgan
    First rate ships, get the first rate Captains.
  20. Captain Morgan
    Clutch yer pearls, scally wag!!!
  21. Captain Morgan
    When the admiral is away, the right good Captain shall play... arrrrgghhh harr harrrr!!!
  22. Captain Morgan
    Yo ho ho!! Me thinks ye not so bad yerself tharrrrrr.
  23. Captain Morgan
    AARGGGHHH both of them are lily liveried land lovers. I am the Captain.
  24. Captain Morgan
    Matey, it’s best ye trust in the Captain.
  25. Captain Morgan
    You may call me Captain.

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