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TomShane

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  1. i remember that yankees game, max just wouldn't shut up about Doug Jolley and Mike Nugent
  2. Congratulations Maxman. You're welcome
  3. It's been a giggle, but it's time to go. It's been real. It's been nice. It ain't been real nice. I'm off to join 3Peach for a cruise on the Rainbow Warrior. We gonna save some narwhals from Japanese whaling fleets. Gonna stop by JetMo's house first and drink some 40s. Peace out. Holla!
  4. Lag, if you weren't underage back then, I'd have been on you like stink on a monkey.
  5. Yo, Sooth. You. Me. Death match. Now. Holla!
  6. Mavrik, promise me something - if this really is the end, tell your brother I always loved him best. That's right. I said it. I was faking it with Max. I'm not proud of it.
  7. Pfffft. It's the sausage of the weak. Get it? I'm on a roll. I got game like that.
  8. What's happening? I feel like I'm fading away. Hold my hand, Max. Tell me everything's gonna be ok. Smizzy, get that thing away from me.
  9. Man, I hope they get you to the hospital before you bleed to death from having your dick cut off in your sleep. Sweet dreams!
  10. ...Caucasian women would become obsolete. Discuss.
  11. Remember that time I stayed overnight in your sunroom? Holla!
  12. You're all flunkies! The Yankees suck! But, I am NOT leaving. You GOT THAT, biznatches? I am NOT lea
  13. I gotta be me. Just gotta be me. Now I gotta pee. Do you wanna see? I've gotttttt-taaaaa be meeeeeeeeee!
  14. Outstanding. Where's the "pin the phallus on Smizzy" game?
  15. JetMo, you crazy mufah! Dayum, it's great to see you! The giants are still here. Why did I stay away so long? Oh, that's right. Nevermind.
  16. You might as well keep your money in hell. You're going there. Say hi to Belichicken for me.
  17. Jimmy DiSofla, don't be so cynical, man. Play me a song. Did you say hello to TX, yet?
  18. Whatchoo talkin 'bout, Willis? If we closed the borders in December 2006, you wouldn't be sitting on 10037 in vcash. Now, would you? Let everyone live the dream, man. Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, yearning to breathe free. Give us the wretched refuse of a teeming shore. We'll shower them with vcash and Smizzylube. Holla!
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