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The Troll last won the day on March 6 2015

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  • Birthday 07/17/1984

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  1. Oh good. I was wondering why we didn't address safety this offseason. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  2. He could start for a high school team right now and not win state. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  3. Christian Hackenberg makes Geno Smith look like Joe Namath. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  4. The real nightmare.

    This could be an issue with a coach like Rex, who the players actually like and play hard for. But no worries, Robot Bowles is the perfect man to drive the tank. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  5. It was all unnecessary is my main point. Bradway ****ed up royally in letting Coles walk. Especially since said first rounder was used in a trade up to get a certain bowling ball of butcher knives. Then, he compounded his **** up by trading a receiver to get Coles back who would end up being twice as productive. It's the Jettiest sh*t ever. But, I guess it could be worse. Imagine if we had an amazing corner. Like best in two decades, Hall of Fame level good. And we traded him for a first round pick since there's no way we can retain him in free agency. Then, we used our very own, even higher pick to take a corner! You know, to replace the once in a generation one we just traded! And then the replacement is a gigantic bust that's out of the league within 5 years. Meanwhile, the Jesus corner ends up going to our most hated rival and winning a Super Bowl. Then, we sign the Jesus corner again to the largest contract in the history of Earth. Then, he gets fat and is so sh*tty that we have to eat his gargantuan contract after two years. Man, thank God that didn't happen! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  6. Seems like as good a time as any to bring up something that's pissed me off for a long time. I'd like to reminisce about one of the worst trades in recent Jets history, a trade that I feel doesn't get near enough acknowledgement for how sh*tty it turned out: Santana Moss for Laveranues Coles. Other than the fact that they should have both been Jets in the first damn place, this didn't seem SO horrible at the time. Moss was an electric punt returner and one of the best deep threats in the league. However, he developed a rep of "Sideline Santana" as if giving himself up to avoid getting murdered by an oncoming safety was a trait unique to him. His skill set also did not jive with Chad Pennington and his baby dick of a right arm. Coles was the prodigal son that got away, revered and coveted for his toughness and amazing chemistry with Chad Pennington, lady arm and all. So, what could possibly go wrong? Though it sure is concerning that Laveranues is coming off a 90 catch season where he somehow didn't top 1,000 yards and scored ONE ******* touchdown. It will be fine. He had huge bust that will definitely never get traded to the Jets Patrick Ramsey and a washed up Mark Brunell throwing to him. Now, he'll have our lord and savior Chad Pennington. Well, immediately Santana Moss finishes second in the entire damn league in receiving yards with 1,483. Which is more than anyone in Jets history except for Brandon Marshall. Oh, and with previously left for dead Mark Brunell throwing to him. Mark Brunell and his 35 year old laser rocket arm. Meanwhile, Coles drops a 73-845-5 line while playing with a revolving door of garbage QBs. So, it's not dark yet, but it's getting there. The next three seasons are fairly even. Coles and Moss each have one thousand yard season. Except for Coles' thousand yard season came in 06 and for the next two years, he kinda looks like Justin McCareins. ...And that's it for Laveranues Coles' Jet career. He played one more ineffective season in Cincinnati and called it a career. The Jets have clearly lost this trade, but it's not like Moss is going to play another six years or something. Then, Moss plays another six years. Sideline Santana remade himself as a possession receiver, catching 93 passes, or more passes than Coles caught in a season, ever, in 2010. At age 32, he finally fell off, then finished out his twilight as a slot guy and team leader. Laveranues Coles as a Jet, post trade: 289 receptions for 3,439 yards, 24 TDs. Santana Moss as a Redskin: 581 receptions for 7,867 yards, 47 TDs. Had all Moss' stats come with the Jets, he would be the all time franchise leader in receptions. He would rank second in yards behind only Don Maynard. And he would rank third in touchdowns. So, basically, we traded a guy that could have legit been a Ring of Honor player... for four okay seasons of Laveranues Coles. And oh yeah, we should have had both of them in the first ******* place. Need a succinct way to sum up why Terry Bradway was a sh*tty general manager? You need only two words: Laveranues Coles. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  7. 2016 WS Champions/Cubs Thread

    I know this helps the Cubs not only today, but through 2020 and that's why I'm good with it. It will just hurt to watch if Jimenez ends up an all star and Schwarber ends up a Jack Custy DH. I hope you're right and he's another Soler. Cease, I'm not at all sad about losing. From what I've read, he's a two pitch pitcher. You know what they call two pitch pitchers? Relievers. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  8. 2016 WS Champions/Cubs Thread

    When I saw what all we gave up, my initial reaction was ugh. However, after learning Quintana is under team control through 2020 with a well below market contract, I'm good with this deal. Let Jake and Captain Ugly Face walk, go hard after a top FA like Darvish or God willing Otani. Lester/Quintana/someone Japanese sounds pretty damn good to me. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  9. ESPN or NFL Network?

    I watched the draft on NFLN for over a decade because of Rich and Mayock. This year, I watched the first five picks and flipped it to ESPN where it will now remain every year. NFLN has. become a complete joke. They weren't even showing highlights of top five overall picks! I mean, that's just unbelievable to me. It's yet another illustration of how out of touch the league is with what the fan base desires. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  10. Second team in under one year. Jeez, give the guy credit. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  12. 2016 WS Champions/Cubs Thread

    One All Star and it's our rent a closer. Pathetic. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  13. All he does is win, baby. If racists like Jeff Fisher didn't run Wins Young out of the league, he'd probably be knocking on the door of all Favre and Manning's records.
  14. 2016 WS Champions/Cubs Thread

    What the **** is wrong with this team? This is the 2011 Jets without the cancer. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  15. I can't wait for this entire staff to ride the lightning. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk